Steve from rockefeller in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests, Keira Knightley. Chelsea clinton. Musical guest tame impala. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hey, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thanks for watching the tonight show. My names jimmy fallon and that is the roots right over there, ladies and gentlemen. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, the big story is still the Supreme Court, and today it looks like the republicans cleared an important hurdle senator lindsey graham, the chair of the Senate Judiciary committee, now says the republicans have the votes to confirm president trumps nominee to fill Justice Ginsburgs seat before the election, before they even know who the nominee is jimmy thats right 51 out of 53 republicans are now on board while the other two stick out like masks at a maga rally [ laughter ] thats right, the republicans are
Major events are being canceled, postponed. The tax deadline may even be postponed. Theyre thinking about pushing tax day past april 15th. Jeff bezos heard that and said, wow, whats tax day . The ncaa announced that march madness will go on but with no fans. There will be no spectators, outside of the players families. They should also consider playing without a ball. Thats just a petri the warriors will be playing without a crowd. But basketball games in the pros have been played without fans before. The clippers did it for many years. [ applause ] and in part, in part because of all these cancellations, a lot of people dont seem to know what to think about the coronavirus, what to feel. Should i be scared . Are people overreacting . Whats true, whats not true . Its totally normal to feel that way. Many have the same thoughts. So i thought this might help. These are the five stages of coronavirus, so first you have denial. Im not going to get the coronavirus. Only old people, Chinese
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh [ cheers and applause oh, look at you guys look at you. Look at you guys please, welcome. Have a seat. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it youre here. [ cheers and applause youre at the show, the place to be. Guys, im excited about this Dwayne Johnson is my guest tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy he stars in the new film, fast furious presents hobbs shaw. Meanwhile, at tonights debate, it was slow serious presents biden kamala. [ light laughter ] thats right tonight was part two of the democratic debate featuring joe biden, Kamala Harris and eight other candidates who were like, oh, my god. Im so close to joe and kamala. [ light laughter ] but after two days and six hours, this round of debates is finally done it was actually [ scattered cheers ] a nice change of pace. Usually when people watch six hours of cnn, it means their flight was cancelled [ laughter ] this is the last time well see so many candi
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh [ cheers and applause oh, look at you guys look at you. Look at you guys please, welcome. Have a seat. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it youre here. [ cheers and applause youre at the show, the place to be. Guys, im excited about this Dwayne Johnson is my guest tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy he stars in the new film, fast furious presents hobbs shaw. Meanwhile, at tonights debate, it was slow serious presents biden kamala. [ light laughter ] thats right tonight was part two of the democratic debate featuring joe biden, Kamala Harris and eight other candidates who were like, oh, my god. Im so close to joe and kamala. [ light laughter ] but after two days and six hours, this round of debates is finally done it was actually [ scattered cheers ] a nice change of pace. Usually when people watch six hours of cnn, it means their flight was cancelled [ laughter ] this is the last time well see so many candi
Jasmine take a magic uber ride. Hey, speaking of magic rides, the Golden State Warriors last night completed the sweep of the trail blazers. This will be their fifth year in a row in the nba finals. I guess their strategy of signing all the best players to be on one team is working pretty well. And while that warriors run is impressive, its far from the record. The celtics of boston went ten straight times from 1957 to 1966. But that was when there were no other teams in the nba, it was just them. The warriors are going for a threepeat this year, which would be historic. If they win, it would be the First Championship Team in professional sports to not visit the white house in three consecutive years. [ applause ] things are getting nutty at the white house again. Congress may finally get a look at the president s finances, even though he really doesnt want that to happen. A federal judge ordered an Accounting Firm to turn over the records. Id hate to be the mozzarella stick trump was