Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Matthew Mcconaughey, jaden smith, musical guest, jaden and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy thank you, everybody thank you so much. Hey everyone, welcome to the tonight show. My names jimmy fallon thank you so much for watching lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, if you havent heard already, today we got some big news from new yorks attorney general. Just a few minutes ago, my office filed a lawsuit against the National Rifle association to dissolve the organization in its entirety jimmy wow, the nra as we know it could be gone. Aww. Thoughts and prayers [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] well work on helping, but not now, its just too soon. Yeah, right now, the nra is in so much trouble even trump is afraid to wish them well when the news broke, people were shocked, mostly cause this had nothi
And the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hey everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for watching me i appreciate this. We have a great show tonight sean penn is on the show tonight. Just amazing that guy, man, and what hes doing. C. O. R. E. Is his Nonprofit Organization that hes put together this is ten years ago, but basically to give free coronavirus testing in places where its hard to get tested. And hes just amazing. Also we have dr. Robin diangelo, author of the book white fragility, and new music from weezer from their album van weezer. Weezers here. Thats a show right there. But again, thank you for watching lets get to some jokes here well, guys, across the country, coronavirus is on the rise but luckily, the president is laser focused on the task at hand the Trump Administration going to court to block publication of former National Security adviser john boltons tellall memoir. The Justice Department cla
And its just kind of kismet in jimmy all right. How, you know, the universe worked that way where so many [ gibberish [ laughter ] of the ones who we chose after jimmy all right, now you want to do one our titan games combine, we have a physical and yes jimmy go psychological combine that they go through like the nfl. Da, da, d frannie, stop i dont like that one. Da, da, d frannie, stop [ laughter ] jimmy i know, its great but, you guys, we have been quarantined how long now i need a haircut and once we chose them, they wound up being nurses, and teachers, and veterans, and doctors and lawyers. I need haircut i am going to get one this weekend. I mean, these front line frannie, stop workers, and they are the best [ laughter ] athletes on the planet we have ufc champions, olympic gold medalists, super bowl allpro, super bowl champions. Jimmy up with these like, jimmy all right, lets other kind of normal americans start the show lets start the show crickets lets start the show okay. Thes
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Tonight, america is slow plus stephen welcomes dr. Sanjay gupta, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen Whoo Whoo Whoo whoo whoohoo Whoo Whoo Whoo oh, my god whoo oh, my goodness oh, i should not be this tired hey, everybody thank you please, sit down jon, good to see you. Jon yes from a distance. Stephen joe, happy thursday. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause huhoh, huhoh. piano riff as you may have noticed, none of you are here right now. Only people in the audience give a shot of this only people in the audience are some members of my staff. Hi, guys. cheering im going to sit down over here. Okay. piano riff how are you, jon . Jon im good. Stephen good. Yeah, me, too. Jon how are you . Stephen im very excited to be doing a show tonight. Jon i actually dont know how i am. Stephen what do you mean . Jon well, you