Jasmine take a magic uber ride. Hey, speaking of magic rides, the Golden State Warriors last night completed the sweep of the trail blazers. This will be their fifth year in a row in the nba finals. I guess their strategy of signing all the best players to be on one team is working pretty well. And while that warriors run is impressive, its far from the record. The celtics of boston went ten straight times from 1957 to 1966. But that was when there were no other teams in the nba, it was just them. The warriors are going for a threepeat this year, which would be historic. If they win, it would be the First Championship Team in professional sports to not visit the white house in three consecutive years. [ applause ] things are getting nutty at the white house again. Congress may finally get a look at the president s finances, even though he really doesnt want that to happen. A federal judge ordered an Accounting Firm to turn over the records. Id hate to be the mozzarella stick trump was
Right now . Christmas is ten days away which means we only get to hear that mariah cara song 75,000 times. [ laughter ] it occurred to me last night as i was putting my daughter to bed that the little drummer boy, you know the little drummer boy, this kid brought drums into a babys room. He just strolls in, shall i play my drums for you . Completely unacceptable. Where were this little drummer easiest boys parents when this was going on . My daughters 3. They had their holiday performance for preschool. Her class is called the ladybugs. The ladybugs perform two songs. Here comes suzie snowflake, which is just a terrible song. [ laughter ] and a hanukkah song that was even no one has ever heard this song before or will ever hear it again, i dont know where it came from. We got there early in the morning. My motherinlaw drove an hour and a half to see her do these songs. Not only didnt jane, my word of either song, she cried. The whole time. She didnt sing, she didnt dance, she didnt do
[ laughter ] it occurred to me last night as i was putting my daughter to bed that the little drummer boy, you know the little drummer boy, this kid brought drums into a babys room. He just strolls in, shall i play my drums for you . Completely unacceptable. Where were this little drummer easiest boys parents when this was going on . My daughters 3. They had their holiday performance for preschool. Her class is called the ladybugs. The ladybugs perform two songs. Here comes suzie snowflake, which is just a terrible song. [ laughter ] and a hanukkah song that was even no one has ever heard this song before or will ever hear it again, i dont know where it came from. We got there early in the morning. My motherinlaw drove an hour and a half to see her do these songs. Not only didnt jane, my daughter, sing at all, a single word of either song, she cried. The whole time. She didnt sing, she didnt dance, she didnt do any of the moves, she stood there and cried for six minutes. Then i picked
Mariah cara song 75,000 times. [ laughter ] it occurred to me last night as i was putting my daughter to bed that the little drummer boy, you know the little drummer boy, this kid brought drums into a babys room. He just strolls in, shall i play my drums for you . Completely unacceptable. Where were this little drummer easiest boys parents when this was going on . My daughters 3. They had their holiday performance for preschool. Her class is called the ladybugs. The ladybugs perform two songs. Here comes suzie snowflake, which is just a terrible song. [ laughter ] and a hanukkah song that was even no one has ever heard this song before or will ever hear it again, i dont know where it came from. We got there early in the morning. My motherinlaw drove an hour and a half to see her do these songs. Not only didnt jane, my daughter, sing at all, a single word of either song, she cried. The whole time. She didnt sing, she didnt dance, she didnt do any of the moves, she stood there and cried
Christmas is ten days away, which means we only get to hear that mariah carey song 75,000 times. [ laughter ] it occurred to me last night as i was putting my daughter to bed that the little drummer boy, you know the little drummer boy, this kid brought drums into a babys room. [ laughter ] he just strolls in, shall i play my drums for you . Starts pahrumping. Completely unacceptable. Where were this little drummer easiest boys parents when this was going on . This morning my daughters 3. They had their holiday performance for preschool. Her class is called the ladybugs. The ladybugs perform two songs. Here comes suzie snowflake, which is just a terrible song. [ laughter ] and a hanukkah song that was even no one has ever heard this song before or will ever hear it again. I dont know where it came from. We got there early in the morning. My motherinlaw drove an hour and a half to see her do these two songs. Not only didnt jane, my daughter, sing at all, a single word of either song, sh