A power grab actually everything was precisely planned and structured. Featuring a top supporting role. To the freedom of russia. And featuring a lead role like youve never seen before. But the mere fact of marriage to the ends justify the means. To tims witnesses starts december 13th on g. W. China lashes out at the u. S. For a new law supporting hong kong protesters but is beijing angry enough to risk what could be a critical trade deal with the u. S. Well take a look. Also on the show germany faces an alarming shortage of geriatric nurses now the government is looking to vietnam for help. And its the years most important day for many retailers black friday is no longer just an american phenomenon. This is your Business Report im stephen bears in berlin thanks for watching china has warned it will take countermeasures to a new u. S. Law backing antigovernment protesters in hong kong President Donald Trump signed the bipartisan bill which threatened sanctions as well as the lifting of
Laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trumps twitter tear. Plus stephen welcomes jordan peele alia shawkat and comedian paul mecurio. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hey how are you . Thank you, joe thank you, louis. Thank you, matty. Whats going on . Pleads, have a seat, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause well, folks, donald trump is back in the u. S. A. , and he went on tv today to brag about how great his asia trip was. And it turns out it wasnt just attention he was thirsty for. Japanese companies have announced investments in the United States worth more than 8 billion, 17,000 jobs. They dont have water . Thats okay. laughter what . Thats okay. Oh. laughter stephen wow. That is hard to watch. laughter you know that, after watching that, i need a drink. Where is the where is the they
Laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trumps twitter tear. Plus stephen welcomes jordan peele alia shawkat and comedian paul mecurio. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hey how are you . Thank you, joe thank you, louis. Thank you, matty. Whats going on . Pleads, have a seat, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause well, folks, donald trump is back in the u. S. A. , and he went on tv today to brag about how great his asia trip was. And it turns out it wasnt just attention he was thirsty for. Japanese companies have announced investments in the United States worth more than 8 billion, 17,000 jobs. They dont have water . Thats okay. laughter what . Thats okay. Oh. laughter stephen wow. That is hard to watch. laughter you know that, after watching that, i need a drink. Where is the where is the they
Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, coffee joe calls trump cuckoo. Plus stephen welcomes Carol Burnett and lewis black. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody thank you, joseph. Hey, everybody hey, jon. Thats nice. Thats nice. Thank you very much. Audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thank you, everybody audience Stephen Stephen stephen cheers and applause thank you. Incredible. These people are incredible. Please, have a seat everybody. Thank you so much. Please. These people are amazing. This is the kind of crowd i would want two nights a week. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Jon thats right, thats right. Stephen double header. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. It is friday, and its been quite a week for the president. Calling senator Warren Pocahontas in front of navajo code talkers, denyi
Youre wearing lavender and Peach Blossom perfume. No, sir. I think thats the glade plugin youre smelling. laughter ah, yes, freshness all day. Still hunting President Trump . Do you know him . I do. We were golfing buddies once. We ate our caddy, turned him into a taco bowl with a nice diet coke. Pfpfpfpfpf. Doctor, what can you tell me about the president . You already have the answers. What is his nature . What does he do, this man you seek . Hes hes an idiot who says the first thing that comes to mind. No, that is incidental. Quid pro quo, clarice. Tell me your worst memory of the election. One night, on a tuesday, donald trump won the presidency, and then i heard a strange noise. It sounded like a scream, like some kind of screaming. What did you do . I crept into the living room. The tv was on. I was so scared. So scared. Msnbc, the anchors, they were crying. They were crying. laughter thank you, clarice. Now its your turn, doctor, quid pro quo. What evidence do you have on donald