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I did not agree to appear in this. I was just told to wait here with these things on my ears. No one mentioned this is part of the weirdly earnest a cappella song for clinton. Awful. What the hell we talked at the a cappella meeting. I was going to have the hat and the hair . This is our fight song . Again, i did not agree to be part of this. This song is going to irritate people. Its the late show with st tonight, stephen welcomes john oliver. Jai courtney. And Charlamagne Tha God. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its time for the 2016 Democratic National convincing. Death, taxes, hillary. cheers and applause stephen welcome to the late show. Hey, everybody Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thanks so much thanks, everybody cheers and applause thank you, paul. Thank you, mark. Whats up, jon . Whats up, joe . Whats up, jon . Whats up, joe . Hey hey, everybody oh youve got to love it. Its electric. Wooo you can feel i
I did not agree to appear in this. I was just told to wait here with these things on my ears. No one mentioned this is part of the weirdly earnest a cappella song for clinton. Awful. What the hell we talked at the a cappella meeting. I was going to have the hat and the hair . This is our fight song . Again, i did not agree to be part of this. This song is going to irritate people. Its the late show with tonight, stephen welcomes john oliver. Jai courtney. And Charlamagne Tha God. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its time for the 2016 Democratic National convincing. Death, taxes, hillary. cheers and applause stephen welcome to the late show. Hey, everybody Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thanks so much thanks, everybody cheers and applause thank you, paul. Thank you, mark. Whats up, jon . Whats up, joe . Whats up, jon . Whats up, joe . Hey hey, everybody oh youve got to love it. Its electric. Wooo you can feel it.