Unbeknownst to almost everyone, the Major Taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan were going to secretly meet with me at camp david on sunday. Only trump would brag about a meeting he didnt have. [ laughter ] anyway. They were coming to the United States tonight. Unfortunately, in order to build false leverage they admitted to an attack in kabul that killed one of our great, great soldiers and 11 other people. I immediately canceled the meeting and called off peace negotiations. What kind of people would kill so many in order to seemingly strengthen their bargaining position . Mm. The taliban maybe . [ laughter ] i dont know. You know, the people you invited to camp david. Donald trump invited the taliban to camp david three days before 9 11. Next month hes taking al qaeda to six flags. Did you know that . [ laughter ] can you imagine if that meeting had happened and it had gone like if someone in their group complimented him . Wed have video right now of the presid
[growling] not enough, huh . Maybe the intense flavor of mint will freshen things up [wind gusting] i reach the gulf of mexico in no time and with all my strength, i drag cthulhu back to the depths from whence he came my trusty hero companions are there, still alive i return them to their world encased in a protective berry bubble. Then its back down to seal up the hole created by the bp oil company, returning home only momentarily to flip off my fat sister. Dude, thanks for getting us out of that dark oblivion, mintberry crunch. No, no we worked as a team all the coon and friends stopped the bp drilling spill crisis and finally the evil coon is right where he belongs. Come on, you guys, this is [bleep] bullcrap. Let me out youre not going anywhere for a long time. This is inhumane theres a big bucket with butters poop in here, and theres nothing to eat you got poop, dont ya . Well, im off. There are still many more questions left unanswered. I need to know what happened to my parents.
In San Francisco a 79yearold woman was struck and killed by a taxi driver. Witnesses say she was pushing a cart with cans before she was hit. Get set to sweat this week as hotter temperatures are about to move in. Well let you know how warm he get and how long in the accuweather forecast. Im kate larson in San Francisco where theres a major bus reopening here at the Salesforce Transit Center. What it means for your commute. Abc 7 news starts right now. Announcer now news to build a better bay area. From abc 7. Tonight were learning new details about the woman who was hit and killed by a taxi in San Francisco last night. She is the 15th person to die while walking or biking on the city streets this year. Good evening. Im eric thomas. Thanks for joining us. Dion is off tonight. The crash happened just before 9 00 last night at fifth and market in the citys tenderloin district. Abc 7 News Reporter luz pena went there today and talked to some witnesses. Luz . Reporter were learning more ab
I cannot live here and walk through these doors every day. Knowing what happened to me many scots eye and is still recovering after a brutal attack outside her Apartment Building early sunday morning. He asked me to open the door so that he would go and kill our. Concierge or from this lady and earned my trust a homeless man who could scion believes was on drugs was standing outside her building blocking her from getting inside. I asked him. Calmly we many times please let me go inside, im just trying to go home. Im trying to go home grabbing her arms and her hands fighting and forcing her to the ground. Because i on says the attacker bruised her fingers and cause some nerve damage before she was able to get inside with the help of the woman at the front desk when you see here on the phone with 911 i had to protect myself because the cops right here the front desk first called police at one 40 in the morning, they detained the suspect 27 min they saved me because they captured the guy
Everybody. That is going to be a lot of fun. applause . Trevor and then from the netflix hit shows Russian Dolls and orange is the new black Natasha Lyonne is joining us, everybody. Also on tonights showed, math goes viral, texas cops do the worst old town road remix and joe biden is coming for your gun. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Over the past week the nation has been divided over a range of topics. Racism, guns, live action, lion king versus an nature animated i lion king and now this. There is a sumpel math problem designed for fourth grade ares but it is causing quite a division on social media. Some twitter users have gone mad trying to figure out this equation t is 8 divided by 2 and in parenthesis 2 plus 2rbgs seems simple enough but it is divided the internet and our newsroom. I have been told the answer is number one, although i bet you that is disputed because the other half of it it the people say 16. 16. I got one. It would have been one a hundred years ago but n