[ cheers and applause jimmy wow wow. Oh, my goodness. Please welcome. Have a seat. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Youre here. [ cheers and applause finally. Lets start the show, finally, here can we please . Gosh, it was hot this weekend. Oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] steve was it it was hot jimmy whats that . Steve was it hot jimmy it was very hot. The heat was brutal, all around the country. For the first time in years, Ice Cream Truck drivers sold more ice cream than weed steve really [ laughter ] jimmy for the first time, yeah [ cheers and applause this is the first get this, it was so hot that here in new york, they had to cancel the new york city triathlon. [ audience aws ] which means 4,000 people were just wandering the streets going, now what do i brag about on instagram . [ light laughter ] i mean, my brunch . Well, throughout the weekend, people came up with interesting ways to beat the heat. Check out what one guy did when he had to swing by the
Obama. Michelle obama. [ cheers and applause ] is admired greatly. She finished number one, followed by oprah. You have to be happy with any result that ends with followed by oprah. [ laughter ] and the tenth most admired woman in the world is taylor swift. Although keep in mind this survey was conducted before they released the trailer for cats last week. [ laughter ] the top three most admired men in the survey are bill gates, barack obama, and jackie chan. And if thats not a great crew for a heist, i dont know what is. [ cheers and applause ] President Donald Trump finished 14th on the list, just ahead of pope francis. The pope is looking at himself in the mirror adjusting his hat right now going, what the how did that happen . [ laughter ] this might boost the president s admirability factor. Overt weekend he involved himself in a highprofile legal battle with authorities in sweden. Trump is using his clout to try to secure the release of asap rocky, the rapper, who was arrested af
Again . He might stephen this is easy. I think i think stephen he would stop them . Um um stephen tell you what, take your time. While you attempt to add a verb to that sentence, i am just going to whittle. He might might make an effort to speak out about it. Sir, final question about the 2020 race will President Trump be reelected . Were going to get there by any means necessary. Does that include ballsout racism . Thats 100 correct. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight on tumbling down. Plus stephen welcomes Jake Gyllenhaal, Marianne Williamson, and comedian Daniel Simonsen, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen come on whoo nice job hello cheers and applause band playing yeah yeah cheers and applause welcome. Welcome one and all, ladies and gentlemen, to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause now, folks, heres the si
But maybe im just the kind of person who needs to have it all or nothing. Nah, all or nothing is easy, but learning to drink a little bit, responsibly. Thats a disaprin. Disaprin. Come from within. How did i manage to raise such a smart kid . Ive had a great teacher. Thanks, son. No, not you, my karate teacher. Hes really smart. Oh, well, tell you what. Lets leave the car here, walk home, and watch the game. Id like to have another beer or two. All right. Come on or maybe ill have three beers . Thats probably okay, if you spread it out. How about four . I think youre pushing it. How about twenty . Thats not disaprin. Right, right, does vodka count . Dad captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out thank you so much for coming out im trevor noah our guest tonight is a c