Unbeknownst to almost everyone, the Major Taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan were going to secretly meet with me at camp david on sunday. Only trump would brag about a meeting he didnt have. [ laughter ] anyway. They were coming to the United States tonight. Unfortunately, in order to build false leverage they admitted to an attack in kabul that killed one of our great, great soldiers and 11 other people. I immediately canceled the meeting and called off peace negotiations. What kind of people would kill so many in order to seemingly strengthen their bargaining position . Mm. The taliban maybe . [ laughter ] i dont know. You know, the people you invited to camp david. Donald trump invited the taliban to camp david three days before 9 11. Next month hes taking al qaeda to six flags. Did you know that . [ laughter ] can you imagine if that meeting had happened and it had gone like if someone in their group complimented him . Wed have video right now of the president saying i love the taliban. Theyre great guys. [ laughter ] of course this is especially fascinating because back in 2012 trump tweeted this while barack obama is slashing the military hes also negotiating with our sworn enemy the taliban, who facilitated 9 11. That was written by the man who not only did he invite the taliban over for a sleepover last week he slashed 3. 6 billion from the military to build his wall. Everything he does you can find a tweet where he says the opposite. Its like he went back in time to screw with himself. [ laughter ] he really might be biff from back to the future. There are a number of reports today that said many of trumps own National Security advisers, including the Vice President , advised him not to meet with the taliban at camp david. And that trump overruled them. But that of course made the president angry. He was outraged that the media would dare suggest he overruled his National Security team. And he underlined that by saying he didnt overrule his National Security team because he didnt even bother to consult them. [ laughter ] no, actually, in terms of advisers, i took my own advice. I liked the idea of meeting. Ive met with a lot of bad people and a lot of good people. It was my idea, and it was my idea to terminate it. I didnt even i didnt discuss it with anybody else. Jimmy well, thats just great. [ laughter ] why bother to discuss it with anybody else when you know whats best . The white house is running like a wellturmoiled machine right now. [ laughter ] for once, the republican establishment is not behind our dangerously dimwitted president. Behind closed doors people like Lindsey Graham were said to be mortified by this plan. But the only one who actually spoke out publicly was the 212yearold host of the 700 club. You know, you ask about our president. Why does he think he can sit down with these people . They have denied women education. They used to have their thought police going through the cities to whip women whose clothing they disagreed with. Theyre terrible people. And the president thinks hes so charming he can sit down with the devil and change the devil. The devils not going to change. Those people are not going to change. And to think we can sit down and make a deal with them is just absurd. Jimmy well said, potato in a turtleneck. [ laughter ] so instead of meeting with the taliban yesterday trump spent the day lashing out at john legend and Chrissy Teigen. For real. Apparently he was watching a town hall event on msnbc last night. Probably waiting to hear his name mentioned. He was upset that john legend didnt give him a shout out for the bipartisan criminal Justice Reform bill that he signed. Sew got out his thumbs and he wrote guys like boring Musician John Legend and his filthymouthed wife, who wasnt even there, by the way, are talking about how great it is but i didnt see them around when we needed help getting it passed. His filthy mouth we cant have all these filthymouthed women around. The taliban is coming over, guys. [ laughter ] trump hates women who talk dirty. Unless theyre spanking him with a Forbes Magazine while theyre doing it. [ laughter ] so Chrissy Teigen responded to this. [ applause ] she wrorkste, lol. What a [ bleep ] assassassassass. She got 5,000 likes, almost ten times as many likes as he got for his tweet about her. Which i think means shes our new president. [ cheers and applause ] that wasnt even the weirdest thing trump tweeted over the weekend. Just when you thought the story about the hurricane sharpie map had finally died the president gave it nine more lives. And this also happens to be to my knowledge the first time an american president has tweeted a cat video. What is that even supposed to mean . Is the cat the democrats . Are we the cat and the laser is his powerful brain beam . I really need more information. And by the way, that video isnt even realistic. Theres no way trump could be that close to a pussy and not grab it. [ cheers and applause ] oh, speaking of that, Donald Trumps old pal from the access hollywood bus is back. Billy bush is the new host of extra. And to promote it this morning he sat down with gayle king. And you have to hand it to gayle king, she really gets people to open up. Lets go back to 2005, about who you were in 2005 and who he was in 2005. I hog tied her . Jimmy wait a minute. I think we may have the gayle king interviews mixed up. [ laughter ] billy bush is back. The president headlined yet another rally in fayetteville, North Carolina tonight and he had his son don jr. , djtj, warm the crowd up. And boy, not only did he warm them up he introduced a brand new way of ending every sentence. The Democrat Party doesnt exist because its run by a bunch of leftists. Uh . Thats whats happened. All right . John f. Kennedy would be alt right. All right . I want to keep winning. All right . We saint seen a lot of that these days. All right . Weve got a lot to figure out. All right . Its on the tited. Ithout you. All right . I will now be getting me tooed this evening. All right . Think about it. All right . [ applause ] jimmy all right . Oh, the nfl was back this weekend. And the big story this weekend was that of Oakland Raiders receiver Antonio Brown. Antonio brown left the steelers. He wanted out of pittsburgh. So they traded him to the raiders. And before he even played a game for the raiders he decided he didnt want to be on the raiders. He missed a practice and then they fined him for it, which is what they do. When he got fined he went on instagram, he lashed out at the team, then had a screaming match with the general manager. That was wednesday. On friday they made up, he apologized to his teammates. All was well. And then on friday night he uploaded a phone call of a private conversation he had with his coach jon gruden. He put it on youtube. And on saturday hed been released by the team and immediately picked up by the new england patriots. So finally some good news for patriots fans, first of all. But this was Antonio Browns reaction when he learned the raiders were cutting him from the team. Let me see it. Look at adam chester. The raiders free oh oh jimmy and he was never seen again. He just went over the wall and kept [ laughter ] [ applause ] and you know, of course, other than the fans in new england who are thrilled, Antonio Brown is probably the least popular player in the league right now, even finding himself on the short end of commentary from another controversial former nfl player. Hey, twitter world. What can i tell you . Antonio . Looked like you came out smelling like a rose. I dont think many people are pulling for you right now. But im not kicking you off my fantasy team. I can tell you that. But i hope you know that belichick is not going to put up with none of this stuff that tomlin may have started all of this and gruden put up with. Im just saying, buddy. I dont think you can act like that in new england. Good luck. Take care. Jimmy thats right. And now if youll excuse me ive got people to kill. [ laughter ] imagine o. J. Giving advice on how to behave. [ applause ] its i have some advice for Antonio Brown. Robert kraft, who owns the patriots, hes not like these other team owners. You jerk him around, youre going to need candles, youre going to need a handful of massage oil. This is good too. This is from the womens u. S. Open final. Congratulations to bianca andreescu, who upset Serena Williams to become the First Canadian ever to win a tennis major. What did you have to overcome to get across the finish line . Definitely the crowd. Crowd. I know you guys wanted serena to win. So im so sorry. Jimmy that might be the most canadian thing ive ever seen in my life. [ laughter ] she apologized for winning. Earlier tonight here on abc the gods of love gifted us with a new episode of bachelor in paradise. All the least mentally stable bachelors and bachelorettes are together in mexico. Poor mexico. We really owe them. [ laughter ] one of the more colorful characters this time around is a guy named john paul jones, who was on last season of the bachelorette. John paul loves the ladies almost as much as he loves playing with his beautiful hair. Um. How have you been today . Whats up . Whats going on . All right. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Seems cool. Yeah. This is cool. John paul jimmy get that man a headband, will somebody . [ applause ] the saddest part is theres a person on our staff who had to spend 27 hours of his life finding all those clips. Sorry, jesse. Hey, we have a new number one movie in the land. It chapter 2. Did anyone go to see that . [ cheers ] i feel like youre lying, but i appreciate the enthusiasm. It made 91 million at the box office this weekend. This one the kids from the first movie are all grown up and they come back home to fight the clown again. Its basically the same plot as roamy Michelles High School Reunion but with a clown. Whenever theres a big movie like this we like to run it by our inhouse movie critic yehya who loves movies and has nothing to do. With that said heres yehya talking about the movie it chapter 2. Action hi, its me yehya talk about the movie ed movie. The scary movie. Look like the red balloon. The movie ed scare a lot. Bart 2. And the cloud. The cloud is like you have a lot of tape. Its called benny west. That guy, a scary guy. Bell arkus. And he do in the small drain for the rainwater running. He hear the voice. He say like kids help me. Help me. I tell him the city help him too because a lot of [ bleep ] inside that drain. And this like six kids and one girl, jennisa crasher. Shes in the kelly osama bin laden. The guy comedian in it too. His name is stephen something. Hes in the show saturday alive. Hes in hbo like actor, you know, like show on tv. Action and the guy in the movie i forget his name. Eddie, jesse, steve. And the guy write the book about that movie, stephen keng. And he write about the movie about drew ballymoore. From like fire with face. And his also the movie the kids kill you forever. And he write the animal like the cat the monkey the dog die and come back. And die and come back. A lot of people afraid about clown. You know, i dont know why the people afraid about clown. You die you die. Boo go watch the movie its good movie balloon movie red movie scy movie action again . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, yehya. Hey, weve got a great show tonight. We have music from Trisha Yearwood. J. D. Pardo is here. And well be right back with Chelsea Handler. [ cheers and applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by microsoft. Impossible to find, Snow Leopards are almt but we need to know where they are, because they are threatened. Our camera traps allow us to have and eye in the mountains, taking thousands of pictures. Microsoft ai scans through all these images, and separates Snow Leopards from everything else, in ten minutes instead of ten days. It gives us time to do better research, and save this threatened species. 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Tonight from the fx show mayans mc, jd pardo is here with us. Then, her new album is called every girl. Trisha yearwood from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see trisha live on tour, starting october 3rd in nashville tennessee. Tomorrow night, ed helms and don lemon will be here along with a big surprise music guest, tomorrow night. And later this week, sean penn, sharon osbourne, danielle macdonald, bill burr and two more surprise mystery music guests. Which i feel like is too many surprises. Right . Anyway, please watch for all that. Our first guest tonight is a comedian, a talk show host, a bestselling author and now documentary filmmaker. She explores the subject of race and reunites with her excon High School Boyfriend in hello privilege, its me, chelsea. Watch it on netflix starting friday. Please welcome Chelsea Handler. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing . Im well, thank you. Jimmy im glad youre here. Hi jimmy you look fantastic. I love your dress, may i say, as well. Thank you. You look very dapper yourself. Jimmy im wearing the same suit i usually do. But i appreciate it. Youre welcome. Youre welcome. This is my first time here at t the jimmy kimmel show. Thanks for having me. Youve gone from a lowly talk show host to now ma maker of documentary films. Yes, yes, i suppose it is. Jimmy it is, yeah. I wanted to kind of dig a little bit deeper. No offense. I wanted to kind of in my own personal journey, another word that the bachelor ruined 20 years ago jimmy youre right. I wanted to kind of take a deeper dive into myself and my experience and kind of how enlightened and entitled i had become. Jimmy yeah, you say that you know, i watched it and i enjoyed it but i was surprised because i thought oh, youre going to go screw around with people throughout really the country. But it turned out you really got pretty serious. And there are light moments. But you talk about White Privilege, which is a phrase we hear a lot. Explain what White Privilege is. White privilege is just well, i cant tell everybody what the definition for me it is i always thought it was a Certain Group of people that get into harvard or get into yale or have rich parents. Its a privilege just to have white skin in this country. Its a privilege to go into a Grocery Store and not be stared at. Its a privilege to get pulled over and not worry about if its a life or death situation. So its kind of like showing people including myself all the ways in which we take it for granted. I got in trouble. I had to take Sexual Harassment training from netflix right out of the gate. Jimmy why Sexual Harassment . That was the question i asked. Racial sensitivity training. Youre taking that too. So the first day of filming, the very first day, we went to a usc it was kind of like a beatnik night and spoken word and people got up and rapped or read pros and this woman, this black woman, sang this great song and i was sitting behind her. And when she got up i gave her a hug to say great job and kind of smacked her on the butt. Thats my sign of affection. Thats how i say hey, sister, were friends, were sisters, were girls. Its not a sexual affront because im straight. Or so i thought. [ laughter ] and i got a call the next day and they said, okay, you know, this girl was very upset, the woman you touched on the ass, and i didnt even remember it. And immediately i became defensive. I was like oh, no. Im like im not hitting on her. And theyre like thats not the issue. So i got on the phone with her and she and i said please tell me what i did wrong. And she said, listen, for years and years and years black women is been defined by their hair and their asses. You have no right to touch my body. And once i heard about how it was received rather than my intention, that was a big wakeup call. Jimmy right. Its not about how you mean it. Its about what that person takes it as. That was my first lesson out of the gate. Then i asked am i allowed to do that to white people, touch them . Is it just a black thing . And they were like stop touching people altogether. And its very hard for me because im a very affectionate person. I do inappropriate things. Im lucky i dont have a talk show in this era because i would have lost it. But i grab people by their breasts that im friendly with. Jimmy oh, really . Yes. Jimmy what do you mean you grab them by the breasts . Like as a greeting. If i see my sister im like whoo, whoo. Thats what ill do. Or ill tap somebody on their pikachu. [ laughter ] theyre friends. Mostly friends. And sometimes strangers. And i cant do that anymore. None of us can. Jimmy youre not supposed to do that. I dont think you were ever supposed to do that, by the way. This is not a new thing not doing that. It is true that i was never supposed to do it. And so that is a hard lesson to learn. If youre a handsy kind of person. Many men are realizing now. I realize it too. Sometimes i sit on my hands if i dont think i can control myself. Jimmy really . Its not you have that little selfcontrol . I have to rehabituate myself. I have a childish sechbs humor s so i want to poke somebody in the penis. Jimmy next time youre free feel free to poke me in the penis. I have no problem with it. The balls maybe not. But the penis fine with it. [ laughter ] it would be easier if you had an erection. Jimmy ill try to work something up. [ laughter ] may i ask you, this sensitivity training you went to, because you always hear about people going on it, does it work . Is it effective . Its it is effective because you need to know the rules because some of their suggestions are really silly. How are you supposed to say hello to somebody at work and theyre like just hello. And im like, well, what if you meet somebody for the first time . What are you supposed to do . And theyre like elbow dabs are good. Jimmy really . Im like whos going to do that . Like hey, its nice to meet you. And sit down for a meeting. Jimmy elbow dabs . Im like that could hurt somebody more than just poking you in your penis. [ laughter ] jimmy i didnt know netflix was so strict with that sort of thing. Theyre keeping close eyes on me for some reason. Jimmy have you ever worked in an office besides being host of your Television Show . Have you ever worked in a regular in a professional environment . Jimmy in a professional place, yes. I dont think so. Jimmy thats part of the problem. I had a lot of temp jobs when i was living in l. A. As a waitress and i would get fired right away. I couldnt even transfer a phone call. The men in the office would be like shes hot but shes so stupid. I took that as a compliment and left. [ laughter ] jimmy you talk about and i want to talk about your documentary in a minute, and something pretty crazy happens in the documentary. But youre drinking. Youve stopped drinking no, no. I havent stopped drinking. Jimmy on stage. You scared me. Jimmy you stopped drinking at work is really what youve done. Is that correct or is that not correct . I started i had a book come out this year. So i did a book tour and i was doing interviews. I was having different friends in different cities interview me for the promotion of the book instead of doing standup because you i just didnt think it was appropriate material fire standup show. Then halfway through i decided, you know, this is standup, this is a onewoman show, i have a narrative that im telling a story now, and its not just jokes. So it was a little bit deeper for me. I started doing standup again. I threw out a bunch of dates and i did them. And i was sober because i just dont drink as much anymore on stage, and i realized its a whole new world out there. Is it . What are the differences between because there are a lot of people who want to have a couple of drinks before they go on stage. That was me always. Jimmy you think youre better without that . Sharper. Well, of course youre into ba where id go on tour and id do the late show and just have a foggy memory of it. Like oh, that seems like it was fun and ask people the next day. Yeah, it was a little like i was taking advantage of my position, entitlement again, burning the candle too hard. Ive cut back my drinking. Now im really into cannabis. [ laughter ] jimmy you cut back your drinking or just replaced it with Something Else . I usually move something in the back. So the cannabis is front and center right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy Chelsea Handler is here. Her show is called hello privilege, its me chelsea. Its on netflix. Well be right back. 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Its me, chelsea. Now, explain who that guy youre talking to is. That was my boyfriend tayshaun. When i was 16 i lived with my brother. I moved away from my parents. I was a terrible teenager. And i couldnt stand them. So i lived with them and i went to a different high school, and i hung out with black people for the first time. And i was like this is fun. This is exciting. I grew up in a white neighborhood. I never had any sort of diversity. And i hooked up with him and we dated for a year. And then we got caught three times with dime bags. And each time he was arrested and each time they told me to go back to my, you know, neighborhood. Jimmy each time the Police Arrested him and let you go. Yes. Jimmy wow. And that was not even something that was on my mind when i i started filming this documentary. The director of the documentary asked me about my history. And when i filled her in in i said i had a boyfriend tyshaun for two years. He was black. She said old on, what happened in that situation . And i said his mother was a drug addict. I lived there practically. He was a drug dealer. I didnt really know until i did find out. But toward the end. But we you know, i was in that world. And i just kind of ran in that world and left when i felt like it. And i went and revisited him in this documentary, which was obviously like diarrheainducing. Jimmy right. He had been in prison for 13 years. Yeah. Something like that. Jimmy you didnt write him letters or anything like that . No. He tells a story about watching chels e. Lately in prison, though, and that all the other prisoners were big fans. [ laughter ] jimmy he said to them i would like you to turn the tv off and they said no. He didnt want to explain the story because he didnt think anyone would believe him. But to go back and then to i mean, to talk to any ex is uncomfortable oftentimes. But to go back and talk to a guy whos been locked up for that long. You had to be really i would imagine that you were dreading this. I was. Theres a scene in the movie where im just like oh, my god, i cant believe im doing this. I wanted to do it because its the right thing and i like to challenge myself and i like to be uncomfortable because thats how you learn, you know. But i really was like and then it ended up being great. He unfortunately made a couple comments thinking that we were going to reunite and get fwooba together and come to california. But hes on parole. He cant leave the state. Thats a technicality. Im in the clear until his parole ends. And then maybe we will get back together. Who knows . Jimmy he still looks pretty good, right . He does look good. He has four or five other children. Maybe he wants to stay on the east coast with them. Im just going to plan his future for him. Jimmy wow. How about that . That is so crazy. Ive reunited with a lot of exboyfriends in documentaries because the directors like to push me. And running out. So hopefully i wont have to do it many more times. Jimmy its an everreplenishing type of situation there. Just keep dating guys and breaking up with them. Then hopefully theyll commit crimes and go away for a while and youll have an interesting deal. Thats a very interesting way to look at it. Thank you, jimmy. Jimmy its called optimism. Its called Glass Half Full is what thats called. Jimmy youre doing a podcast now. I am. Im doing one, yes. Jimmy and youve done something on your podcast which is very interesting. But also disturbing, i think. You had your psychiatrist on the podcast. Yes. Jimmy and you asked him you interviewed him about your personal issues. Mmhmm. Jimmy is he allowed to do that . Well, he is after i wrote a book about it. Yeah. So my last book was all about my therapist. It was called life will be the death of me. And i went to a therapist specifically to stop to to be less of a bitch. That was my intention. I was like hey, i think im a little bitchy and its come tying crescendo and i was not able to rein it in. It was always a little bitchy but it was getting to a point where i was like angry. It was after the election. A very confusing time for all of us. And i was just getting so angry. I was walking into airport lounges looking for the fox section so i could go off on anybody. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. I was out of control. Like veins throbbing. Everything was rage. So yeah, i wrote a book about him. And he was okay with coming on my podcast and talking about our therapy because i gave him permission to do so. But it is probably its unethical. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. You have one exboyfriend go to prison. Maybe youll have your doctor go to prison as well. Who knows . Yeah. Its like anyone who comes in contact with me. Jimmy is sentenced. Is stained somehow. Jimmy watch the netflix documentary. Its called hello, privilege. Its me, chelsea. It premieres friday on netflix. 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Jimmy you can see the barley for miles what did your parents do . My mother worked for state fund insurance. And my father was an lapd officer. Crash at rampart. [ applause ] jimmy at rampart, huh . Rampart. And a marine. So i was really screwed. Jimmy you cant get away with anything. I would just love to say to our military men and women out there serving this great country, thank you. Jimmy your dad instilled that in you. That fear. Jimmy oh, is that right . He did some interrogating. Im not sure i should say this. But he did im going to say it anyway. He did some interrogating for the marines. And one time as a kid i said, pop, what do you do if they dont talk . And hes just like, they always talk. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, really . So im a terrible liar. Even today im a horrible, horrible liar. Jimmy wow. Interesting. Did you ever try to run one past him or no . No. Its a bad idea. Jimmy are there good things about having a dad in the lapd . Yeah. He would give me his cop card. My sister and i, his cop card, Said Lieutenant pardo with his little badge on it. You get pulled over jimmy did you get pulled over and they let you go . They say license and registration, your hand over the license with the little card. And you just wait for them to say wow. Jimmy did they then call him and say hey, by the way, your son sometimes they didnt appreciate it. Sometimes jimmy oh, you got pulled over a lot, then, it sounds like. [ laughter ] because you had the card. You didnt have to obey the rules. You know, as a cops son you try not to. As strange as that sounds. You want to see you want to be a rebel. You want to feel like you dont want to be too clean cut. Jimmy no kid wants to be too clean cut. My neighborhood friends and i, we actually tried to start a gang. Jimmy thats great. Im sure your dad appreciated that. What . What kind of gang . I grew up with a couple of guys, memo, mark, simon. One was half africanamerican, half filipino. The other one was africanamerican. The other one was mexican. And we called ourselves the mixed up brothers. [ laughter ] so it was an equal opportunity gang. Jimmy wow. And did you guys do any crimes or was there any initiation or anything like that . No. We just kind of jimmy thats not a gang. Thats a club. [ laughter ] thanks, jimmy. We werent tough at all. Jimmy were you tagging anything at least . We were afraid to. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a club. If you guys played chess, do you know what youd be called . The chess club. Yeah. Jimmy so did you ever think about doing that, about being in the military or Law Enforcement or anything like that . I think my dad knew what a tough job it was. And he wanted i guess my parents are immigrants. My fathers from argentina. Bolivia, south america. And my mothers from el salvador. And immigrants, you want your children to get an education. You want them to be a professional. My parents really wanted me to be a doctor. That was the path that they wanted me to jimmy well, maybe youll play a doctor. How did you get into acting . What was your first acting job . You know, it was really difficult. I mean, you know, its super hard, right . When youre just starting out. And i knew nothing. Its not like i had anyone to count on. My first job was through modeling. I literally walked into l. A. Models to drop some head shots for a friend and they were like, you know, lets take polaroids, see what happens. Couple months later i book a tommy girl fragrance campaign. Jimmy oh, wow. Now, you would say to young people, typically when you walk into an office and someone says lets take some polaroids, they should leave, right . [ laughter ] yeah, jimmy. This is the modeling world. It gets better. I dont know what it is. Look, it was a great time in my life because it taught me about the camera. It taught me about im from panorama tee. Right . The business is foreign to me. But that job took me to ford models in new york, which took me to italy. And for whatever reason when youre auditioning in modeling youre always taking off your clothes and dancing in your underwear. Jimmy i do that every job i have. [ laughter ] jimm it could be like wilsons Leather Campaign for a jacket. Theyre like j. D. Pardo, this is the director, this is the casting director, are you ready . Theyre like yeah, you take off your clothes, put on some music and youre dancing in your underwear. Jimmy and now you go from dance around in your underwear to part of a biker gang on this show. Absolutely. Mayans mc. Jimmy how much weight did you gain for this role . Muscle i can see. I just saw the picture. Jimmy how long ago was this photograph taken . Youve got to love the hair. Jimmy this is when you starred in growing pains. Right . Isnt that [ laughter ] [ applause ] yes, thank you. That was the premiere i believe for cinderella story. Jimmy look at that. You really are a cinderella story. Im making it. Reporter the show is called mayans mc. It airs tuesday nights 10 00 fx. J. D. Pardo. Well be right back with Trisha Yearwood. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is 2019a. Mercedesbenz, the best or nothing. Find the brands you love from nordstrom. Up to 70 off at nordstrom rack. Thats fashion at a fraction. Shop anytime at nordstromrack. Com and get easy returns in store. Nordstrom rack. What will you find . As a family, we always mum and dad are always saying. I love the breakfasts. Its the lunch for me we both like the snacks and the evening meals granny always says. The crew are so lovely with. Can i get you anything madam . My uncle loves emirates for. The thousands of channels. Plus i never miss a live match and my sister, if she ever spoke to me. Would say. Its the free wifi. Duh you get so much more on an emirates flight. Even the baby would say. Fly emirates. Fly better. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to Chelsea Handler and j. D. Pardo. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next, but first this is her album, its called every girl. Here with the song every girl in this town, Trisha Yearwood [ cheers and applause ] every girl in this town has felt the wind in her hair from the ferris wheel spinning at the county fair looked out from the top and wondered whats out there for me every girl in this towns had a friday night that ended in tears in the yellow porch light thinking it was love but it was just seventeen and we dance and we laugh till we all fall down we keep kissing boys trying to figure it out stretching for stars on our tiptoe hearts trying to get our big dreams off the ground like every girl in this town every girl in this town is somebodys daughter an angel a devil no matter what they call her if they try to hold her down under that water just come up baptized baby let it make you stronger every girl in this town every girl in this town yeah dust yourself off put your lipstick on you got this baby so what if you dont and we dance and we laugh till we all fall down we keep kissing boys trying to figure it out stretching for stars on our tiptoe hearts trying to get our big dreams off the ground like every girl in this town every girl in this town every girl in this town every girl in this town every girl in this town every girl in this town every girl in this town this is nightline. 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