Many are calling the statement shocking, while fox news is calling it an audition [ laughter ] despite claiming at a rally this week, that nobody loves hispanics more than him, a new poll shows that trumps Approval Rating among hispanics is just 25 though its not the first time trumps been part of a oneway relationship [ laughter ] the news service, reuters, has released a photo of President Trump boarding air force one with cash sticking out of his back pocket. And youll never believe whose pocket trump was in. [ laughter ] the merriamwebster dictionary added more than 530 new words this month, including escape room, fatberg, and dad joke. Sadly, none of these words made it susbes jurners. A lawmarkers the united shtasthes [ laughter ] seth an upcoming episode of keeping up with the kardashians will feature an incident where Kim Kardashians Security Team tackled her 63yearold mother, kris, after mistaking her for an intruder in the backyard so i think i speak for everybody when i say,
Its erratic foreign policy. Its love of cheeseburgers. Youre not allowed to own cows anymore. And its inaccurate weather. And it wont stop talking. Im the best plant. I am the smartest plant. Bigly shop of horrors. Vote for me. Coming for you in 2020. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, boltin bolton. Plus, stephen welcomes ansel elgort and jodi kantor and megan twohey featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on wooo hi, there. cheers and applause stephen lovely, lovely welcome, one and all. To the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And i have never, ever i have never been more grateful for the president s pettiness and stupidity. laughter because today he was spidly tty engh to save us from a very smart warmonger. Im talking about National Security adviser and last walrus on the beach without a mate, john bolton. laughter today, with no public prea
Chief meteorologist has contradicted the weather. He, trump took his show on the road last night. He hosted a pep rally in fayetteville, North Carolina where he claimed aboard air force one that people were lined up, waiting in the rain to see him, even though it wasnt raining at all. We have now, people standing in line, trying to get into the arena, and i will tell you that they are soaking wet, because roy and everybody just walked into the plane, and you folks were wet. Its bad weather out there. Jimmy no, no, no they werent. If they were wet, they were just sweating, because you are the president. I still dont understand why he would say this, because by all accounts it was not raining in f fayetteville. And just to make sure of that we pulled the local Weather Forecast for monday, september 9th. Morning low running above average at 74. And also no precipitation reported on monday. Jimmy no precipitation reported, but. [cheers and applause] i told you, i knew it was only a matter
Being the candidate the tackle issues is as close as we get to football. They all tried to stand out and avoid being eliminated under extreme time pressure in a televised event. Now lets put 45 seconds on the clock and go. This was a large cast of characters. To help viewer keep track of who was who, abc did something special. The election is quickly approaching and weve got decisions to make with so many people to choose from we dont want to make a mistake we can only send one to the white house and the others will have to go home dems the breaks yeah, dems the breaks whoever goes home will say dems the breaks [cheers and applause] jimmy i wouldnt watch that show. It is weird that they put ten candidates on the stage. Heres how, id put the four front runners at the center of the stage and let the other six dangle off the stage by their fingertips. Mayor Pete Buttigieg was up way past his bedtime. He almost didnt make it to the debate. You can see he got stuck in the claw machine at th
Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, dems fightin word. Plus, stephen welcomes live, jake tapper and jon lovett. Featuring live jon batiste and stay human. And now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause wooo oh, yeah beautiful beautiful hello, my friends lights, camera, action its live. Jon were live wooo stephen happy thursday. Happy live day. Audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen feel it feel it, baby cheers and applause nice, gorgeous. Thank you, my friend, down here, up there. Whats going on . Thanks, everybody. Hi, chris. Ladies and gentlemen, so nice. Its electric, jon. Its electric. Jon its electric in here. Stephen welcome, one and all. Welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody out there watching, everybody in here, down there, up there, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And we are coming to you live right now cheers and applause we couldnt legally, we couldnt put that up in if wa