Many are calling the statement shocking, while fox news is calling it an audition [ laughter ] despite claiming at a rally this week, that nobody loves hispanics more than him, a new poll shows that trumps Approval Rating among hispanics is just 25 though its not the first time trumps been part of a oneway relationship [ laughter ] the news service, reuters, has released a photo of President Trump boarding air force one with cash sticking out of his back pocket. And youll never believe whose pocket trump was in. [ laughter ] the merriamwebster dictionary added more than 530 new words this month, including escape room, fatberg, and dad joke. Sadly, none of these words made it susbes jurners. A lawmarkers the united shtasthes [ laughter ] seth an upcoming episode of keeping up with the kardashians will feature an incident where Kim KardashiansSecurity Team tackled her 63yearold mother, kris, after mistaking her for an intruder in the backyard so i think i speak for everybody when i say, what time is that on [ laughter ] the New York Times published an article yesterday entitled, women poop at work, get over it. [ light laughter ] and you could always tell when [ laughter ] the worlds first Vagina Museum is opening in londons Camden Market still no word on where the clitoris museum is though. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause they gave me a map but i dont even know where north is [ laughter ] and finally, a california woman gave birth over the weekend in the back of her car in a jack in the box parking lot. And it is pretty clear who the father is. [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause her documentary hello privilege. Its me, chelsea is currently streaming on Netflix Chelsea handler is here tonight, everybody. [ cheers and applause you can see her in the new season the conners, premiering next week on abc sara gilbert is here [ cheers and applause and well have music from tove lo. So youre here on a great night. Before we get to all of our wonderful guests, democrats are debating whether to move forward with impeachment as President Trump awaits orders from saudi arabia for more on this it is time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth well, it is Campaign Season which means well all be subjected to endless hours of cable news speculation about every morsel of political news from every poll result to every fundraising report with panels of truly absurd numbers of people sitting around giant tables endlessly dissecting who is up and who is down in the race and im sorry but what is up with this weird horseshoe configuration . You couldnt find a table that looks less like the legion of doom [ laughter ] this is, of course, the time of year when cable news pundits speculate wildly and often wrongly. For example you might remember that when senator Elizabeth Warren announced that she was exploring a president ial run at end of 2018, many pundits proclaimed her candidacy dead on arrival because she had supposedly missed her moment by not running four years ago as Elizabeth Warren inches towards a possible president ial run in 2020, President Trump is laughing her off does she stand a chance or has she missed her moment . In a new editorial, the boston globe writing, quote, warren missed her moment in 2016 and theres reason to be skeptical of her perspective candidacy in 2020. There are some who say that she missed her shot to run in 2016 for president perhaps 2016 was Elizabeth Warrens moment and she should have run then in 2016 she had so many people urging her to run she might have missed her moment that might have been her moment. Shes, you know, maybe missed her moment in some eyes, back in 2016. Seth you know your political analysis is bad when you sound like youre quoting a Kelly Clarkson song. [ light laughter ] you know, well if she missed her moment and a moment like this, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this also, can we go back to this part real quick. As Elizabeth Warren inches towards a possible president ial run in 2020, President Trump is laughing her off seth oh, im sorry, trump is laughing her off if laughing at somebody meant they couldnt be president then we sure as hell wouldnt have trump to deal with donald trump often appears on fox which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trumps head. [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause seth by the way, that is an interesting factoid. [ cheers and applause that comedian, right there, thats my son. [ laughter ] but anyway, there you go, the pundits said Elizabeth Warren missed her moment, and if there is one thing weve learned from the last decade of politics, its that the pundits are always right. Momentum growing for a surging senator Elizabeth Warren senator Elizabeth Warren surging in this latest poll. Warren is surging she is surging. All eyes are on a surging Elizabeth Warren new polling shows warrens economic message is resonating with voters. Just take a look at thousands, thousands of people who gathered in new york citys Washington Square park last night for warrens anticorruption speech her Campaign Says the president ial candidate drew a crowd of 20,000 people to her rally in new york city last night. The biggest crowd of her campaign so far. Warren bound to take a selfie with everyone who wanted one at the end. So that selfie line, for a crowd of 20,000, lasted for four hours. Wow seth she stood there and took selfies after her speech for four hours can you imagine trump doing that i mean, look at how much he sweats during his speeches [ laughter ] you know youre out of shape when talking is cardio [ laughter ] after four hours of selfies, he would just be a puddle with hair [ laughter ] a warren speech was not just [ applause ] was not just about showcasing enthusiasm or posing for selfies, it was about hitting home a crucial point, a distinction she has drawn with one of her main rivals, joe biden. Biden has basically said that once trump is gone things will go back to normal. Warren, on the other hand, has stressed that trump is both the product and the symbol of a broken system. Now when you see a government that works great for those with money and connections, and doesnt work for much of anyone else, thats corruption, plain and simple and we need to call it out for what it is. Okay so, lets start with the obvious. Donald trump is corruption in the flesh. Now as bad as things are, we have to recognize our problems didnt start with donald trump he made them worse, bu need to take a deep breath and recognize that a country that elects donald trump is already in serious trouble [ cheers and applause seth that is a very good point. It is like finding out your daughter is dating a deejay. Getting rid of the deejay is fine but you still have to go back and examine the way youve raised your daughter [ laughter ] what did we do . Also, could we go back to this donald trump is corruption in the flesh. Seth the only part of that i disagree with is the idea that trump has actual human flesh i mean, look at him. His actual face is indistinguishable from a halloween mask [ laughter ] anyway, the rest of the point still stands trump is a symbol and the product of years of elite failure and institutionalized corruption a system which trump has both benefited from and made worse. Even if you put aside the mountains of evidence in the 400page mueller report, and all of the obvious ways in which hes using the presidency to rich himself, this week trump threatened an illegal and Unconstitutional War with iran because saudi arabia pays us money. We would certainly help them. Theyve been a great ally. They spend 400 billion in our country over the last number of years. 400 billion thats a million and a half jobs and theyre not ones that unlike some countries where they want terms. They want terms and conditions they want to say, can we borrow the money at 0 for the next 400 years. No, no, saudi arabia pays cash seth wait, they paid you 400 billion in cash [ light laughter ] how is that even i think theyre scamming you, dude they gave me 400 billion bills. And you know theyre real because they had ivanka on them. [ laughter ] and, of course, as weve established on this show repeatedly, trump has all kinds of personal financial ties from saudi arabia from which he has personally profited both before and during his presidency. At one point he literally said straight up during the campaign that he likes saudi arabia because they give him money. I love the saudis many are in this building. Saudi arabia and i get along great with all of them they buy apartments from me. They spend 40 million, 50 million. Am i supposed to dislike them . I like them very much. Seth so, once again, that is the literal definition of a bribe. [ laughter ] and this is the problem with trump, he just confesses openly in plain sight, in front of the cameras, microphones on, so it doesnt feel like a confession but just imagine that exact same quote in a different context trumps in a Police Interrogation room with Lennie Briscoe and its hour six of the interview light swinging over his head, sweat pouring down his face and the cops are screaming, tell us what you know about the saudis trumps like, fine, they buy apartments from me, 40 million, 50 million. Am i supposed to dislike them . I like them very much. Oh, god, what i have said . [ laughter ] since then weve learned that trump has registered companies in saudi arabia and saudi officials and lobbyists have spent money at his hotels. In fact, this week we got yet another example of saudi arabia spending money at trumps personal properties when politico reported that a large group of saudi royals had stayed at trumps golf resort in scotland earlier this summer, according to a staffer, a group of saudi royals stayed at the resort for about a week, at the tail end of extended travel. Bringing a party of 25 people and more than 100 pieces of luggage. 100 pieces of luggage. You know, one bag for clothes, one bag for golf clubs and 98 bags stuffed with gold bars [ light laughter ] im just kidding they would never bring gold. Saudi arabia pays cash. [ laughter ] seth this is the kind of corruption that has been institutionalized in washington for years. It is just that trump came along and made it worse and more obvious. Its also blatantly illegal and unconstitutional, which is why more and more democrats are coming around to the idea that trump should be impeached. Yet, once again, the pundits and the establishment who predicted that warren had missed her moment are now handwringing about the possible political consequences of impeachment. Like this item from politico explaining the thinking of Democratic Leaders on impeachment. Try to follow along and see if any of this makes sense to you this political pickle has come up in conversations with several democratic sources over the last few days if House Democrats impeach President Donald Trump and he loses, they fear they could get blamed for a political hit job if they dont impeach him and he wins, they fear being blamed by the Democratic Base for not doing enough best Case Scenario, dems are left hoping they dont impeach him and trump loses on his own first of all, that is not the best Case Scenario the best Case Scenario is that trump sets his diet coke down on his computer and accidentally sends all texts with putin to the New York Times. Then he has to flee to mexico but he gets his pants stuck climbing over his newly built wall and he falls bareassed on the mexican side and that photograph is the only thing on cnn for, like, a year. [ cheers and applause that is the best Case Scenario second, the same pundits who speculated wildly about warren missing her moment are the same ones now insisting that impeaching a lawless, corrupt president could hurt democrats who knows what will happen in either case, but several things are clear. Trump has broken the law and violated the constitution and judging from his rallies hes got some very Serious Problems especially in the flesh. [ light laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with more late night, everybody. [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. Volunteerism. Fundraising. Giving back. 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One of our writers, karen chee just turned 24 years old to give you an idea of how young that is, the same year i had my first drink karens parents had their first date [ laughter ] as a result, she has a much different frame of reference than a lot of us so we thought wed find out exactly what karen knows about the past in a segment called what does karen know . [ cheers and applause seth this is one of my favorite things to do. To talk to you and find out exactly what things that were culturally significant when i was young, you have no idea about. Yes seth so are you ready . Yeah, im excited seth for your first thing, do you know, karen, who that is . No. [ laughter ] is this seth based on the photo, who do you think it is okay, i think hes a singer seth yeah. And either two of his fingers are broken and theyve been splintered together. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] or hes like thats his n i dont really know whats going on seth he was a rapper named two broke fingers. Right [ laughter ] no youre joking. Seth no, im [ bleep ] with you. [ laughter ] this is vanilla ice. Does vanilla ice mean anything to you yes, but i actually wonder if its because it sounds like icet. Seth oh, okay. Theyre very different the vanilla being the main difference yes [ laughter ] seth but, like, some stop, like, and collaborate and listen [ laughter ] so this is ice and he was back with, like, a brandnew invention. And like something it was never clear would grab ahold of him tightly. Okay. [ laughter ] seth and then its hard to explain he would, like, flow, like, a harpoon. Daily and night like, he rocked the mic extremely yes. [ laughter ] seth like a vandal. And he would, like, light up the stage. Wow seth and wax a chump like a candle [ laughter and applause that is awesome, i mean seth yeah. Good for him. Seth his name was vanilla. Okay. Seth ice, ice, baby. [ laughter ] oh, i do know ice, ice, baby. [ laughter ] thats what you were talking seth all right, ready . Okay, yeah. Seth whats that oh, uh, i know what it does seth okay. Clearly, it holds, like, a cd seth um, clearly no . Is it now seth no, it clearly doesnt. [ laughter ] do you not even know the shape of a cd . It is just looks large enough seth what came before cd cassette tape cassette tape. Seth yeah. That is great. And those are for your ears seth yep [ laughter ] yeah. Seth you have done nothing impressive i feel like youre very proud of yourself you got this one and a half one and a half out of a possible ten points this is a walkman. Did you ever hear about that oh, yes i do know what a walkman is, yeah seth a walkman they were they were great they were really fun to run with because you would have them, like, maybe on your waist. Oh, got it. Seth and then because they were so heavy it would throw off your hips. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth you would have i imagine your pants would slide down seth yeah, your pants well, that was the thing in the 80s when people jogged, you just saw butts constantly [ light laughter ] what are these i mean, frogs seth yeah. I crushed it. [ laughter ] theyre frogs. Seth oh, wait, so you had frogs when you were growing up yeah. [ laughter ] seth these are these are commercial frogs for what product . Water [ laughter ] rocks . Seth rocks and water has almost never had their own commercials. These were the budweiser frogs does that mean anything to you no, but last time there was a budweiser dog. Seth yeah. Okay. Seth do you remember the name of the budweiser dog last time tom seth tom [ laughter ] im sorry seth for those of you who werent with us last time, she remembers spuds mckenzies name as tom im so sorry. Seth in the budweiser marketing meeting, they were like, what do you think kids will like more, spuds mckenzie or tom . [ laughter ] yeah. Seth and these these frogs will go, budweiser. Wow and that would make you want to drink beer seth i dont want to stand up to this okay. [ laughter ] i dont want to defend it. All right, ready yes seth who is that oh [ laughter ] she looks like seth i feel like that wasnt an oh of recognition no, she just looks like someone i would really like. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth her name was Sally Jesse Rafael okay. Seth and you would when you were a kid, youd would watch her if you had the flu [ laughter ] because she was on during the day time when you were at home seth yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah okay. Seth it wasnt a thing that, like as kids, we werent we would never and you would never talk to other kids you would never say, hey, did you see Sally Jesse Rafael . cause, ultimately, you would have to be someone else would have to have the flu at the same time as you. All right. Thats i would say you did okay yeah, thanks. Seth okay. I think i got zero out of four seth i think thats accurate yeah. Seth yeah. I crushed it. Seth all right, is it my turn yes seth okay. Okay, im very excited. Seth okay. Here is the first one seth okay. Oh, i is this dance dance revolution . Yes, it is seth yeah. [ cheers and applause wow, well done. Seth thank you very much oh, my gosh that was very cool seth thank you very much yeah, okay. I think you might know this boy. Do you know this boy [ laughter ] you guys know this boy seth is it dragon ball z . No, similar it is an anime seth okay, same, like, same genre . Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth what is his name . Ash like your son seth oh, wow yeah. Seth okay, hes not named after this [ laughter ] if you knew seth and what is ash how would you describe ash i would say ash recently became a master. Is that helpful. Seth like, recently like, how recently like, a week ago maybe. After 22 years of working for it, he finally seth wait, this is, like, an active thing thats still going . Yeah, it is for a lot of us seth okay. [ laughter ] are these still being produced yeah, you absolutely know what this is seth i dont know what it is can i tell you . Seth yeah. It is ash ketchum from pokemon. Seth oh, i didnt i still didnt know [ laughter ] i literally thought we were done when you said hes name was ash. [ applause ] no. Seth so, okay. I see, i know that pokemons a thing, but i didnt realize it was also, like, there was a story behind pokemon oh, wait yes. What do you think it was seth i dony know. Like, a card game thats youd be like, hey, i got this pokemon. And youd be like, oh, i got this one. And then youd be like, should we go outside . And youd be like, no. [ laughter ] oh, yeah. I mean, thats, like, all accurate seth yeah. Yeah. Its just you can stay inside seth but what who what does ash ketchum do . So, hes the main seth i mean, i guess his name gives it away [ laughter ] yeah, thats fair hes the protagonist seth okya, got you and hes, like, the main person, you know, if you watch, like, any pokemon movie seth right hes the main person. Seth okay. And he do you know what a pikachu is seth i know yes that it is a kind thats hes pokemon. Seth oh, got you yeah. Seth none of this makes me want to engage with this world [ laughter ] okay. Seth look, im telling you its very seth i grew up in a different time you had ash ketchum and i had this cool dude [ laughter ] yeah. Seth you know how he lost his fingers . A pikachu bit them off [ laughter ] hey, everybody, thats karen chee and this has been what does karen know. [ cheers and applause well be right back with chelsea handler. Bye [ cheers and applause how we doing . Fabulous i wonder how the firm is doing without its fearless leader. Sure you want to leave that all behind . Yeah. Stay restless, with the icon that does the same. 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Okay, so with this film im learning that its important to find out the ways in which someone like me can help and how people can chip in, and i dont have a concrete answer so ilws say that cant just be black people advocating for black people because to be honest with you, the way this country is moving, they dont really care what black people say. So we need everybodys voice talking in their own communities. Seth please welcome back to the show, our friend, chelsea handler, everyone. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. [ cheers and applause thank you thank you. Seth so you made a documentary about White Privilege. I did my own specifically. Seth your own specific White Privilege. And this is was an idea you had post 2016 election postmortem, i yes. And in 2016, i dont know if you guys know, there was an election seth yeah. A pretty a big one. I didnt like the way that went. Seth yeah. So i had a hard time with it. And, you know, before the election, like my biggest decision was whether i was gonna build a slide that came out of my bedroom balcony for adults that went straight into my pool. [ light laughter ] that was, like my biggest stressor and then the day after the election i was running around my neighborhood passing out Water Bottles to mexican workers like, we love you. Youre here, you belong here. Theyre like, were legally here so back off, bitch. [ laughter ] so it was a confusing time seth yes and i was very upset, and i dug deep and i went to therapy for the first time seth yeah. The first real time in my life at the tender age of 42 i think. [ light laughter ] and i got real aboy entitlement, about being spoiled, about what its like to look outside of yourself get your head out of your own ass. You know and i started to look around and realized just how bad, like, how bad shape we were in and how little i knew about it. So i got educated. Seth and with White Privilege, this is something that is it safe to say you were, a little, just oblivious to before you had this, sort of, introspection . Yeah. Like, i thought, oh, im super talented and i work really hard. Thats why im successful. Its like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You start to read books, its like a person of color wouldnt have had the career ive had wouldnt have gotten away with the things i got away with, and i had no accountability for that so for me it is a deep dive into just understanding what its like to be a person of color in this country, as good of an understanding as i can have, because obviously, i cant understand but i wanted to do something that wasnt about me collecting a paycheck it was about communicating and just contributing something, you know, in a more thoughtful way so i started with my own ridiculous privilege and lifestyle, which is, you know, absurd so i learned a lot and we have to really Pay Attention to people that are unlike us. Seth and i think, you know, i feel similar to probably to you, which is, you know, you as a white person, you succeed and it felt very hard, you know, when you are in it and your perspective. And you just need to realize like, oh, im not saying White Privilege doesnt mean it is easy for you, it just means it can be so much harder for people that dont have the first step in the door. Absolutely. It means that when i get pulled over by the cops i dont have to worry about it being a life or death situation. Seth which is a huge difference exactly, so seth you mentioned one of things you talked about is shoplifting; how that is something you did which then becomes a slap on the wrist as opposed to what it could be for someone else yeah, i mean, my ex boyfriends in the documentary hes a black man named tyshawn, i dated when i was 16 and i know Everybody Knows i dated 50 cent and my friend said, oh, great now people are gonna think you only like black guys and you discriminate against your own race. So i would like to say that im available to white men, too. [ laughter ] seth thats very nice of you to say okay . I want to clear that i dont discriminate against white men [ applause ] seth that is very sweet of you. Even though, you know, you guys know what you did [ laughter ] but wait, what was the question sorry. Seth shoplifting shoplifting well he and i got caught, a, with three dime bags when we were 16, he was 18 every time, they let me go and every time, he got arrested and he ended up spending 14 years in jail and i never thought about that at the time my the director of this documentary made me go back there and revisit that i was like, no more ex boyfriends. Like, ive met up with a couple and it doesnt go well. So i wasnt that into it but it was important and, you know, there are examples i mean, ive walked into an airport. You know how annoying the airport can be, and the slowness of the transaction with the person behind the counter or at a hudson bookseller. I mean, ive definitely walked in, looked at her and looked at the slowness of the transaction of what it was going to take, taken a book and just waved twenty dollars up at the up at the camera the Security Camera and be like, yeah, im taking this and im leaving. I cant deal with the slowness of this. And when i was talking to her about that, i go, is that White Privilege . Shes like, no, white people arent even doing that. [ laughter ] seth yeah. She was like, you just have problems. [ laughter ] so it was seth yeah, dont pin that on our race [ laughter ] right seth that is very specifically a chelsea thing i was like, yeah, it turns out it is very specifically a chelsea thing. Seth you a lot of my issues are very, you know, centered around my own experience seth you were you were arrested when you were 21. What was that for . I got a dui but my sister, whos in my dressing room, my mother had given me her i. D. , like as one mother does as a mother does, so that i could drink earlier than i was legally seth yeah, sure. You know, legally able to. Seth good parenting. Yeah [ light laughter ] my mom was just like, whatever you need to get the hell out of this house. Like, if you need a fake i. D. , take it. Anyway i got pulled over and i forgot that i was 21 at that point cause it had only been a week and i gave them my sisters i. D. And apparently my sister had reported me to like the fbi or something so i had to seth for stealing your i. D. . She she was mormon at the time seth oh, gotcha. Yeah so, she was really just like, out to get me cause seth yeah, they call the fbi left and right yeah [ laughter ] you know how mormons are. Its seth they on speed dial yeah [ laughter ] its like they are in bed with the fbi basically no, so i ended up spending, like 48 hours in this in l. A. County womens prison. And then i had to go to this class where you had to get up and tell your dui you had go to dui school, which is basically a school you go to for like eight to ten weeks where they teach you how to get out of your next dui. Seth okay. Theyre basically like, dont ever admit. Im like, what kind of class is this . [ light laughter ] but when i got up to finally tell my story about my experience seth were you nervous about telling your story yeah, i had diarrhea. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] like i had diarrhea every time i went to that class, the fear of getting called on i had diarrhea seth yeah. Oh, wow. I was like public speaking was the scariest thing you could imagine and i was like, theres no way i can do this i cant talk publicly. But when i did get up, i couldnt get back down i couldnt stop talking cause the audience was like with me and they were listening to me. And my story was ridiculous. I called the cop a racist. He was white i mean, none of it made sense. And when i got off somebodys like you should do standup comedy, and i was like, yeah, that actually makes sense. Me talking and nobody could interrupt. So, thats kind of how i got into standup. Seth so, i guess what youre saying at any young, potential standups out there is get that first dui. Thats right. Seth get in front of people. [ laughter ] thats right. Seth you know, work it out in front of an audience. Yeah yeah, and if you could steal someones i. D. , go for that too. Why not . [ laughter ] seth congratulations on the documentary. Its always so great to see you. Thank you seth give it up for chelsea handler, everybody [ cheers and applause hello privilege. Its me, chelsea is streaming on netflix. Well be right back with sara gilbert [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause Classical Music playing throughout find something incredible from somewhere amazing. Unique selection. Unbelievable prices. Homegoods. Go finding. Tmobiles newest signal reaches farther than ever before. With more engineers. More towers. More coverage its a network that gives you freedom from big cities, to small towns, were with you. Because life can take you almost anywhere, tmobile is with you. No signal goes farther or is more reliable in keeping you connected. 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[ light laughter ] yes, ill take black tar heroin got it. Seth please welcome to the show sara gilbert, everyone. [ cheering and applause seth hi, sara. How are you . Hi. Good, how are you . Seth good. Congratulations on another season of the conners. Thank you seth this is, of course, a spinoff of roseanne which you started you did nine seasons on beginning when you were 13 years old. Thats right. Seth that is you were a very young person. And grew up in front of all of us i was a very young, awkward person it is hard to have your teenage years in front of everybody. Seth yeah. In a weird way its almost better to start when you are 7 than 13. Like, that is right seth a trippy time to get in front of people because then they saw you cute before it went weird. [ laughter ] seth yeah, right right seth at 13 its basically, like, take quick look because it is about to get weird right today. Yeah, exactly seth and were you aware of that i mean, being that age, could you even comprehend that, oh, this is a very strange place to be growing up. Not really because my family was in entertainment so i think it was, for me, it was weird not to do it seth sure. As soon as i started, i was like, okay this feels correct. Seth this is where youre supposed to be yeah. Seth youre suppose to be on a set as a 13yearold yeah, which is weird but seth but then and, of course, youre also getting an education. Is that mean doing homework on set . Was that a big part of it . Yes so i was always jealous because the older cast members would get a break when they didnt have a scene. And the kids would have to go to the schoolroom and sit in a little room and do work. So but now my kids on the show, its so interesting, because im used to, you know, oh, yeah, its time for school. Their scene will end and is time for school. And im like, oh, bummer. And ames, who plays my son, is like oh, great. School. [ laughter ] and im like, what kind of imposter child is this . [ laughter ] seth yeah. Right like, who is this person . But hes so brainy i mena, i look up to him seth do you reflect back on yourself and wonder, why wasnt i more into school . No. Seth yeah, i see [ laughter ] just put it totally on him yeah. Seth you believe john goodman was here just yesterday and he it used to be called scruffy or scuffy . Scuffy. Seth scuffy. What was the nickname scuffy for . So that was because i was a teenager, i would kind of come in tired with my shoes not fully on, slowly scuffing the set. Seth got you so they would say, oh, here comes scuffy, because they would hear me sort of scuffing in seth oh, so you were sort of just a teenager yeah. Seth like, tell tale stuff you know, happy seth yeah. Yeah, you were happy was it surreal walking back on the set after so many years away it was crazy. I was there for preproduction so i was there while they were putting up the set so the first wall of the utility room went up which is like the back room that we didnt even shoot into that much where the washer and dryer are and it was just one yellow wall. And i it blew me away just seeing this one tiny wall that was a few feet and then the whole set of course went up. Seth i mean, i guess it would be that it would be as if someone just rebuilt your childhood home for you to go live in again. And just watching it slowly go up it must have been such a trip. Yeah. Seth and then i heard, is it true that the couch is not is the one thing that is not the same couch it is not exactly the same couch. We actually found the original couch. Some guy has, like, a tv museum. People think its in the smithsonian. It was there for a brief time, but its no longer there seth and then this guy stole it this guy stole it seth yeah. Yeah. Seth he nic caged the roseanne couch from the smithsonian. Its by the way, it is easy to get a couch out, right seth right, exactly. To sneak out. No, so he has a bunch of memorabilia. He had the couch and, for me, it was really important to me to get the original couch i thought thats, like seth yeah, its you have to, right . Seth obviously, like, the fact it was in the smithsonian tells you this sure. Seth was an iconic piece of but then in order to get the couch, there were so many rules that we had to have thousands of dollars of extra insurance if we wanted to have the couch on the set. It could only be there when we were shooting, not on days where we were just rehearsing. And then it had to be taken out. It had to be cleaned and had to have its own security guard, essentially seth really . Yeah, and i was like, this couch is more important than i am. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] like, this is like so we thought that might be too much seth that might be too much. I still was like, should we . I dont know. Seth well, i think everything i know about actors and their egos, you dont want to have a piece of furniture around that people are being nicer to than the actors right seth yeah. No, thats true seth they would just spin about. But the otherhing tt was funny to the cast, we were like, the couch that we ate cheetos on and had our dirty feet on is so you know [ laughter ] seth yeah, its unbelievable but, i guess, there you go its a piece of americana history at this point. I guess so. Seth you also you created the show the talk. You left recently to work on some other things. When you leave a place like that youve been for a long time, and, obviously, i assume youre very close with the people you work with there. Do you stay in touch with everybody . Yeah. I think they must be thinking like, please leave us alone. Because i left but i didnt really leave im texting, how did it go this week what is happening . Whos there . Seth yeah. You know. Seth thats all right. When i left snl i did the same thing. I was so i still wanted to be super invested in that place and then i realized they were they basically had to eventually tell me they move on. Seth yeah, and theyre also like, you know were working, right . This is a workplace and we dont need to tell you all day, like, how work it. Yeah. Seth well, congratulations on the show. It is so lovely having you here. Thank you seth and looking forward to a new season of the conners. Give it up for sara gilbert, everybody. [ cheers and applause season two premieres september 24th on abc. Well be right back with music from tove lo [ cheers and applause paul Wireless Network claims are so confusing. Americas most reliable network. The nations largest and most reliable network. The best network is even better . Best, fastest, best. Enough. Sprints doing things differently. Theyre offering a new 100 total satisfaction guarantee. 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[ cheers and applause seth performing sweet talk my heart from her new album sunshine kitty, give it up for tove lo, everybody [ cheers and appuse tell me you love me tell me youre mine tell me i know it dont need a sign but i feel different know you dont lie but i want attention commitment intertwined what are your dreams give me the details all inbetween just let me know ya we can go far dont turn your shoulder get colder, keep me warm sweeter than love is the taste of all those promises that pulls you in for good cant get enough put your top moves on and run with it sweet talk that so good i can be yours i can be yours now i can be yours i can be yours now i cant get enough put your top moves on and run with it sweet talk that so good tell me forever how can you know it doesnt matter see as we go hope is protection saving us both got Good Intention and passion cant run low dont wanna deal with all sad stuff keeping it real playing pretending when it gets rough dont want us ending were mending shake it off sweeter than love is the taste of all those promises that pulls you in for good cant get enough put your top moves and run with it sweet talk that so good i can be yours i can be yours now i can be yours i can be yours now i cant get enough put your top moves on and run with it sweet talk that so good sweet, sweet, sweet ah, sweet, sweet, sweet talk my heart sweet sweet sweet sweet ah, sweet, sweet, sweet talk my heart sweet sweet, swee i can be yours sweet ah, sweet, sweet, sweet talk my heart sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet ah, sweet, sweet sweet talk my heart yea i can be yours, yeah sweeter than love is the taste of all those promises that pulls you in for good cant get enough put your top moves and run with it sweet talk tha so good i can be yours i can be yours now i can be yours i can be yours now i can be yours i can be yours now i can be yours sweet talk my heart now [ cheers and applause seth tove lo, everyone sunshine kitty is out on friday well be right back. 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Stay tuned for a little late with lilly singh. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause lilly tonight on a little late with lilly singh, i sit down with tracee ellis ross, st of blackish and mixedish. Yup lilly tracee, i noticed that all of your shows end with an ish. Oh, yes i have noticed that. Yes. Lilly mmhmm no, i feel like i could have, like, a hundred ish shows. Really . Lilly brownish. [ laughter ] gayish, famousish, youngsh