I mean, just close your mouth you eat like a barn animal survivor your house. Then stay tuned for ncis tiny apartment. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, all by my shelf plus stephen welcomes pod save america, john meacham and musical guest dave matthews, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. I was just talking to my son peter who is my crew. My wife is out getting me a cocktail. Its the last show of the week. I normally have a cocktail at the end of the last show of the week, but you knowco what . I dont think i can wait that long. Happy thursday. You see, during social isolation, ive asked my writers to mark the passage of time, so when i read this script ill know what day it is. Thursday. Today which, again, is thursday, stephen the coronavirus continues to ravage the country. But there are signs that social distancing is working, though that does
Here we choochoochoose to believe in the constitution. Isnt that bananas . Yeah hey, its the loch ness monster. I had a perfect phone call. Oh, boy. Im full of steam. But hes full of whistle blowing its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight in syrias trouble. Plus, stephen welcomes ronan farrow and Andrea Savage featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on wooo hi we made it we made it nice perfect thank you, everybody. Please, have a seat. Ladies and gentlemen, one and all, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Well it is another yet, yet another bewildering day in america up is down, right is wrong, trump is president. Ill tell you one thing, you have got to hand it to the guy, hes willing to call his most disastrous blunders his greatest victories. If he were in charge of the hindenberg, it would have sounded like this and the back motors are
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