Being the candidate the tackle issues is as close as we get to football. They all tried to stand out and avoid being eliminated under extreme time pressure in a televised event. Now lets put 45 seconds on the clock and go. This was a large cast of characters. To help viewer keep track of who was who, abc did something special. The election is quickly approaching and weve got decisions to make with so many people to choose from we dont want to make a mistake we can only send one to the white house and the others will have to go home dems the breaks yeah, dems the breaks whoever goes home will say dems the breaks [cheers and applause] jimmy i wouldnt watch that show. It is weird that they put ten candidates on the stage. Heres how, id put the four front runners at the center of the stage and let the other six dangle off the stage by their fingertips. Mayor Pete Buttigieg was up way past his bedtime. He almost didnt make it to the debate. You can see he got stuck in the claw machine at the dave and busters at the bay brook mall, but his mother was able to fish him out. The moderators tonight were george stephanopoulos, david muir and jorge ramos. They hit the candidates with all the tough questions like, if elected, how do we know you wont lie about everything all the time and draw on weather maps with a sharpie, and they answered those questions well. You can bet on the events of the debate. These are are whwhat they call bets. Can you bet, will joe biden have a gaffe that trends on twitter. You bet 100, you get 200 if it was yes. 300 for no. The answer was no. How many times will joe biden mention obama, over under one and a half times. That went over. It was two. Times donald trump will tweet during the debate. It was under. He was busy. Will beto orourke speak spanish during the debate. He did. Will joe biden choke on his teeth during the debate. He actually did. Joe biden did, he did well tonight. He was facing the right direction. His pants were on. It was, it was a good outing for him. You know, there were three women on stage. If any of these women are elected, it would be historic, and if, if bernie or biden were to win, it would be prehistoric. But bernie was [ applause ] because hes so old is what im saying. Their age. Bernie was very bernie tonight. He came right out of the gate yelling. His voice was crazy. It sounded like he swallowed a frog. He was screaming louder than cam newton at the line of scrimmage. He gave a strong warning to giving americans affordable throat lozenges. In the United States of america, we are spending twice as much per capita on health care as the canadians or any other major country on earth. Jimmy he had his turn signal on for an hour and a half. That was embarrassing. I felt bad for him. [ applause ] this was the first debate where joe biden and Elizabeth Warren were on stage together. Theyve been described as frenemies. Its a weird situation. Elizabeth warren is the candidate most democrats say theyd like to vote for, but the majority of democrats think joe biden is the guy the country would vote for. But i dont know. I dont think its a great idea to try to guess what other people want. Thats how you wind up eating at golden corral. I thought you wanted to come here. Most of what has the democrats worried is after hillary, will another female candidate be able to beat donald trump . Will it be too risky . I think a female has a better chance against trump, especially in a debate. Women are much better at handling babies than men. Its a biological fact. Some made waves, most notably, the businessman, andrew yang. His Campaign Manager said hed be doing something no president ial candidate has ever done before, which is exciting to hear, because there can be so many things. Maybe he was planning to eat a tide pod on camera. Or ride in on an ostrich. Who knows. But andrew yang did none of those things. Instead, he gave away cash. Im going to do something unprecedented tonight. My campaign will now give a freedom dividend of 1,000 a month for an entire year to ten american families. Someone watching this at home right now. If you believe that can you solve your own problems better than any politician, go to yang2020. Com and tell us how 1,000 a month will help you do just that. Jimmy like a Radio Station contest. This thousand dollar thursday. That may be the most ridiculous proposal ive seen on this network, and ive watched every episode of the bachelorette. He also had fun when he took the stage tonight. Entrepreneur andrew yang. [ applause ] jimmy id like to see joe biden do that. Some of the candidates went after joe biden, like he was some kind of dead beat dad on the maury povich show. Julian castro in particular. There was one moment when castro lashed out at biden for forgetting something, which he didnt forget, by the way, and bernie appeared to lean over and help joe out. It was kind of endearing. It made me hopeful for a reboot of grumpy old men. B beto orourke had a better night. O he looks like the High School Teacher you know has weed in his desk. He called donald trump a white supremacist and announced a plan for a reparations bill and a new madea movie by the end of the year. Cory booker was the only unmarried candidate in the debate. That would be interesting, a single president. You see him on tinder. Cant swipe right on a democrat. Have to swipe left on them, right . Hes dating rosario dawson, the actress. But even though they live together a lot of the time, until three days ago, she hadnt officially endorsed him, which is, i mean, how many dishes must this guy leave in the sink . Overall, i thought it was a good debate. I thought abc news did a great job. I dont know who won the debate, but watching candidates discuss the issues intelligently, using real facts, id forgotten what it was like. It was like walking out of north korea and into a costco. It was that same. President trump told reporters he would not watch the debate live tonight. Said he was going to tape it and watch it later as a rerun. This is what he was doing during the debate. The light bulb. People said whats with the light bulb. I said heres the story. I looked at it, the bulb were forced to use, number one, most importantly, the lights no good. I always look orange. Jimmy yeah. Its the light bulb that makes you look orange. Nothing to do with the tan in a can. [ applause ] trump also entertained the gang of the institute with a routine about Sleepy Joe Biden and president xi. We had no choice but to slow it down for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. He wants sleepy joe. Can you imagine those two guys in a xi, ha, and heres sleepy joe, what . Where am i . Where am i . Just sign here, sleepy joe. Just sign here. [ applause ] jimmy so, in between his standup figures shall the president is still figuring out whos going to replace his National Security adviser. There were reports today that he was thinking about giving the job to mike pompeo who would then have two jobs to be fired from in three months, which would be unusual but not unprecedented. There was one other secretary of state who also acted as National Security adviser, henry kissinger, which would make sense for trump, because nobody kissingersi kissingersi kissingers his ass like mike pompeo. He made it clear he has many options to fill this most recent hole. A lot of people want the job. Its a great job. Its great because its a lot of fun to work with donald trump, and its very easy, actually, to work with me. You know why its easy . I make all the decisions. They dont have to work. Jimmy sounds like a terrific working environment. He makes all the decision, whether they be original recipe or extra crispy. Of all the horrible things hes been trying to do, theres one subject on which the president has been crystal clear, and that is this. Im an environmentalist. I want Crystal Clean water. I want Crystal Clean water. Were going to have Crystal Clean water. Clean, beautiful, crystal water. Clean, Crystal Clean water. We want clean water. Crystal. Clean, beautiful, crystal water. Nice, beautiful, clean water. Jimmy so what did they announce today . Theyre rolling back obamas clean water act which limits the amount of chemicals businesses can put in our water. How does it work. Did they wake up and say what horrible thing can we do today . I know, lets poison the water. Hes rolled back protection of the water, air, endangered species and public land. All he cares about is rolling back what obama d iid. Im surprised he didnt order sasha and maleah back into the womb. The candidates were warned by abc news and the dnc not to use foul language, because if theres one thing weve learned, its that voters will not tolerate a president who uses foul language. With that said, its time for a special debate edition of this week in unnecessary censorship. Last year, democrats [ bleep ]ed 40 republican [ bleep ]s in the house. Ive met people [ bleep ] their doctors. Ive met people who [ bleep ] their nurses, who [ bleep ] their pharmacists. Youve got to talk about the working class issues. The people who take a [ bleep ] after work. This is about honesty, big [ bleep ]. In my debate i was called a [ bleep ] from the iron range. When she said it, i said [ bleep ] you. Thats what i want to do for you as president of the United States. [ bleep ] you. I know how [ bleep ]. And i know how to win. I [ bleep ] giant [ bleep ], and i beat them. I am asian. So i have a lot of [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. 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Tonight, from the new netflix miniseries unbelievable, Danielle Macdonald is here. Then, their forthcoming album is called father of all. Green day from the mercedesbenz stage. [cheers and applause] you can see green day live next summer on the hella mega tour with fall out boy and weezer. So look for that. Next week, we are back at it with anthony anderson, nikolaj costerwaldau, senator cory booker, malcolm gladwell, lake bell, Hugh Bonneville and zach galifianakis, plus music from melanie martinez, chance the rapper, fitz and the tantrums, and maren morris. So please join us for each and every night of that. [cheers and applause] our first guest tonight is a twotime oscar winner. He is actor, director, humanitarian, and author. His newest book, bob honey sings jimmy crack corn is available now. Please welcome sean penn. [cheers and applause] jimmy how you doin . Doin well. Jimmy thanks for coming. We have a late show tonight because of the debate. Did you get to watch it . I came here early so that i could watch it. Jimmy excellent. And mercifully you have an open bar. Jimmy yes. Because i find it very stressful. Jimmy the debate itself . Debating. Jimmy mmhm. Even if youre not actually debating . I, i, i worried for every one of them. Yeah, i feel it in my bones, because it is not an organic place for debate, strangely enough. Its what you were saying in the monologue. Jimmy its weird. You have to be concise, and you cant get into detail. And you have to hit all the right notes. What i think, by the way, that most of them did a very good job of that. Would you agree . Listen, i think that first of all, anybody who has a Serious Mission of service, which i believe is true of all of them, along with other agendas, perhaps, deserves a lot of credit, and to be able to be articulate and to have any clarity on the issues under those circumstances is extraordinary. And i come out of it Dave Chappell for president. Jimmy that would be fun. But youre a trump guy, right . You know that. [ laughter ] its, its lgp, again. Tortoise. This is the animal you would, as an actor in class you would sort of use that as the animal equivalent of president trump. Jimmy a tortoise . If you, watching him, ive been thinking that more and more, not with any political position on it, but just, hes very tortoiselike. Jimmy in what way . Thats interesting. I feel like youre insulting tortoise. As i was saying it, i knew that people would think that. No, i, listen. Heres what i felt about the debate tonight is more and more i think that what they did better tonight was staying on issues. Jimmy yes. Less on him. Jimmy mmhm. I think if were in a country where he doesnt make the argument well enough against him then weve lost anyway. They dont need to address him. I felt it more tonight because they didnt do it. Jimmy you think thats a given. Its like, okay, we know. If people truly want to vote against their own interests, hell be the president of the United States again. There are talented people in the group we saw tonight. And more importantly, there are talented people who are not in government that are going to, one of the things you notice while watching this is nobody is really talking about leadership other than related to how youre going to pass a bill in congress and so on. And weve seen the potential of a president , for example the current president , to lead us to el paso and to lead us to all kinds of enhanced hatred and anger and separation, but theres also this positive leadership that has to do with Building Coalition and supporting leaders among young people particularly in the country now who are really, because we know it is a cultural revolution thats going to shift this stuff. And its those people getting behind the leader once theyre in office, thats going to force congress to do the things theyre going to have to do. This is the only hope weve got. Jimmy we have a tendency, i think, with young people to sometimes get behind a leader and then lengelect them and votd do all the things you need to do and thats kind of it and then you wait. Yeah, but this generation does seem different to me, because i certainly, im born 1960, and i certainly would have liked to have considered myself amongst a generation that was going to demand change. Jimmy whos the first president you voted for, do you remember . Lets see, 1960. Would you have to be 18, so there would be 1978. So that would be just after jimmy carter, i guess. Yeah, that was what brinkley called an unfinished presidency. I liked jimmy carter a lot. I dont remember if i voted in that election. Jimmy you dont. Do you tell your kids you have to vote . You better vote . Yeah. And that says everything about, you know, so much of my generation. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Although sometimes when your parents tell you what you have to do then you just dont want to do it. We excelled in hypocrisy. Jimmy people think of you as a very serious guy in general. Do you think of yourself as a very serious guy . Firstly i think of myself as somebody who is perceived as being very selfserious. Jimmy mmhm. And ive contributed greatly to that. [ laughter ] but im typically, typically uncomfortable in a room of more than four friends in an environment i know. G jimmy right. And this is one of the things i was thinking about watching those debaters tonight, that it is very difficult to express the things that one feels as the things they feel. Especially in this kind of competitive policy debate and so on. In the way that will connect with people. Its why i said what i said about Dave Chapelle is that, you know, i was watching this special. Jimmy special on netflix, yeah. And, and, you know, and this is something, by the way, you know, i, i may have said this to you before. But this is something i think about what you do in this job. Its, even just back stage, listening to you rattle off the, you know, the parts that are going to various stations and so on and other parts of the country, to be able to do that and to do it every night with that kind of consistency and that kind of articulation is amazing. Jimmy well, thanks, everybody. [ applause ] the pbad news is i cant do anything else, but i am good at looking over there and reading. That is one of may ty top skill. Thats not true. He had to write that monologue right after the debate. Jimmy its a group effort, though, for sure. There are other people involved. But thank you. Thats nice of you. Aint nothing going nowhere without a group effort. Jimmy i tell you how i came away from it. I thought, wow, a lot of them seem good, you know . And so it makes it harder to decide when somebody doesnt really break away. I think you have to be of a mind to say, i am strategic or i believe this. Jimmy mmhm. And im not going to take one of those positions tonight, because i have become particularly in the last year for some reason, increasingly focussed and excited about younger people than myself deciding what strategy should be and what it is of the heart and what the principles are. If the issue is simply to beat the current president , i dont think i can participate very actively. Jimmy mmhm. Theres that, because what starts at the top also starts at the bottom. Things move toward the middle together. I think its much more about what the populations going to do than who wins the presidency. There are many competent people on that stage tonight. And but they are all going to need us to hold them to the fire if they happen to win. So that things continue. And i dont know if i might fall asleep, but the young people in the country wont, and i believe this generation will hold a president to the fire. Jimmy sean penn is with us. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by ikea. Make the dream yours. Wherever you are. Whatever youre craving. And whenever youre craving it. Doordash has the restaurants you want. Delivered to your door. Wherever your door happens to be. Download doordash. The most restaurants across america. First order, 0 delivery fee. For barcelona . We did promise wed go. [dogs] they get the miles. We get a petsitter. Use the card that gets you miles closer to your promise. [dogs] they should do this every year. And start something priceless. Jimmy the one that didnt get elected. Sean penn is back with us. Greenday is on the way. This is his new book, bob honey. Its a direct continuation. Jimmy continuation. Bob honey is a character that has a habit or maybe calling of killing people with a mallett. Elderly people. Jimmy elderly people with a mallett. Is this based on anyone in your life . Its based on a public need to diminish the depletion of the ozone by flatulence, that population. Jimmy thats a private need as well. And the lack of the elderly to participate in the Global Economy properly, so he works for an unnamed Government Organization and then decides that theres only dignity in assassination or of them intimately with a mallett. Jimmy youve got a character called mr. Landlord who seems to be based on someone were all familiar with. Someone in the jimmy someone whos tortoise like. He doesnt even eat vegetables, how could he be a tortoise . Hes like a big maceatin tortoise. I want to talk about your charity. I went to your charity event, which was a fantastic event. You had cat stevens. Jamie foxx was the emcee at the event. It was really quite an event. And youve done so much work in haiti. And now you are continuing to work in haiti, i know. But also your group, core, core, is working in the bahamas right now. Correct. Jimmy on the ground there, helping the people there in the places that they need it. [ applause ] what a great thing. Now you established this. You went to haiti when they needed help, and then you said, okay, well, now were going to expand this and keep doing it. Ill use what you said. Its a group effort. Ive got really great people. And most of them haitian, now, because our organization subhaitianized over the time. And what ended up happening, because were working so much beyond emergency relief and development in haiti, our skin in the game on emergency relief, we had got, we had a deep experience pool and skill sets in that group, and it didnt seem, it seemed a natural thing to expand and, and to consider participating in the escalating storms and so on, both in the hurricane belt of the United States and within the caribbean. Jimmy so youve got these people, haitian people, who went through this themselves who are now helping in the bahamas. Who are helping in the bahamas. And were helping in florida and in savannah, georgia a couple years ago and going out. So well see where it goes from here. Jimmy mmhm. You know, you, theres, i think for anybody working in that, today, it feels like david and fwoe goliath. And obviously, so many things discussed in the debate tonight are going to have to happen. Jimmy mmhm. To work hand in hand. Prevention certainly is better than what were doing. Jimmy be nice if we tried to cut back on this somehow rather than cleaning it up afterwards. You, i know, back stage we asked you to read a mean tweet for our segment mean tweets, and you did do that. But you have some more. I understand. No, i didnt do it. Jimmy oh, you didnt do it. Because i didnt want to on here, and i didnt do it the next time, because for me, doing it back stage feels like taking a selfie. Jimmy i see. And i dont, so i decided, i asked if i could just read them here with everybody. Jimmy yeah, read them here. [cheers and applause] jimmy and i think this is interesting. One of our producers told me that youve not seen any of these. We just picked them for you and gave them to you. All right, so lets do it. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] youre right, this is a more fun way. Its going to be tough for these people to come up with something because im so universally liked. [ laughter ] jimmy well, lets find out. Do i say who its from . Jimmy sure. This is from justin. Why does sean penn look like a gigantic terd and backed an afternoon. And the next one says sean penns just mad that he looks like the inside of a banana skin. But you didnt hear it from me. And then kevin s. Says jimmy oh, hes the worst. Was he on house of cards . [ laughter ] sean penn seems like the kind of guy who would delete an instagram if he didnt get enough likes. Jimmy no way youre on instagram, right . I just got rid of email. I dont have instagram. Lets see, sean penn seems like hed stab me for no reason, thats true. And then immaculately stitch my wounds while telling me about his time in haiti. Jimmy oh. [ applause ] i think that might have been a compliment. Oh, this is interesting grammatically. Sean penn, you rude. Dumb rude and full of, you stanky sean, realtime stanker. T jimmy im going to have the credit, mr. Reid 212. Well be back with Danielle Macdonald is is you shopping. And this is you maximizing at t. J. Maxx. 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In one very long year, our next guest starred alongside Sandra Bullock in bird box and Jennifer Aniston in dumplin. She comes from australia and her new miniseries unbelievable, it premieres tomorrow on netflix. Please welcome Danielle Macdonald. Jimmy how are you . Thank you for coming. . Im good, thanks for having me. Jimmy i heard this is not your first time here. Its not. Ive been there, in the audience. Jimmy how long ago . I was 17. Like ten years ago. Jimmy ten years ago. Yeah, kind of crazy. Jimmy do you remember who was on the show . Ben mckenzie. I was a big fan of the oc, because i was a teenager. Jimmy you dont have to explain it. Ben mckenzie was here, there you go. Maybe thats inspirational to maybe one person in the audience tonight will become a big acting star. Maybe. Jimmy youre from what part of australia . Im from sydney. Jimmy sydney, australia. And this is a question i will traditionally ask australian guests when they are on the show for the first time. You have ever thrown a boomerang . I have. Jimmy and did it work . Did it come back . No. Jimmy thats not a magical ability you all are born with . I dont think i was doing it right. Jimmy you must not have been doing it right. I dont even know how to throw a frisbee. Jimmy what is the dumbest thing americans like to ask you. We ask questions about countries that we know very little about them. Im going to not comment on that. Jimmy i know its true, because im one of us. I was at disneyland, and someone did ask me, like, so wait, why, why is it cold there right now . Its summer. And i was like, no, no, no, our seasons are opposite. And theyre like, wow, wow, so its like december there . And im like, no, its june. June. And they thought that literally the months were the same as the seasons. It was, mm. Jimmy you sure this wasnt in disney world . In florida . When did you move to l. A. . 2010. Jimmy so you were just a kid when you moved here. Yeah, i was 18. Jimmy did it take you a while to acclimate . It did. You grow up watching american television. Im from australia. Its not totally crazy different. I moved in with this guy i met once. I was living in hollywood. Were in hollywood now. Right around the corner from here. And i remember skyping my parents. My first month because i walked in the door, and the street was like eerily silent. I looked out the window, and all of a sudden there were these two cop cars blocking off the street, and i was like they werent there two minutes ago when i walked home. The next thing i know, there was a helicopter and Police Coming out of bushes with guns drawn, and im like, where am i . And my dads like its okay. Keep calm. Im pretty sure they were like, why did we let you leave. Jimmy no kidding. What was going on, did you ever find out . No idea. That happened three times in the first three months. Jimmy and none of the super heroes outside helped you . No none of them. Jimmy when you really need them. They never show up. Jimmy theyre in starbucks or Something Like that. So youve had quite a year, and like everythings on netflix. Youre exclusive to netflix somehow. I dont know how that happened. I had two netflix things come out back to back and its netflix. I worked with your wife. Jimmy my wife had a little part in dumplin. That was a lot of fun for us. So, okay, so now you live here permanently. Youre not in hollywood anymore, right . Im just in west hollywood. Jimmy youve moved slightly away from the gunfire. This new show that youre on, this mini series is based on a true story. Yes. Jimmy heavy stuff, right . It is, it is. Its intense. Its basically about, its a true story, and it is about these two detectives who track down a serial rapist. Jimmy mmhm. Yeah. Yes. Jimmy and maybe those were the guys running on the street, no . I mean, it happened in colorado. So im going to say no, but sure. Jimmy thats a long run. Long run. Jimmy it is a long run. Well, its great to have you here, and here instead of there, and, you know, and congratulations on all your netflixy success. Thank you. Jimmy it comes out tomorrow, it premieres on netflix. Its called unbelievable. And well return with music from green day. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gle, mercedes benz, the best or nothing. Has all the looks for way less. Check this out thats yes for less. Get the brands you love and save 20 to 60 off Department Store prices. At the ross fall fashion event. On now. And you get first dibs on that brand. At that price . Thats yes for less. Seriously, get the fall brands and styles you love and save 20 to 60 off Department Store prices. At ross. Yes for less. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy oh, my goodness, i have so many people to thank. I want to thank everyone who participated in the debate tonight. Id like to thank sean penn and Danielle Macdonald, apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next, but first, here with the song father of all, green day chaus i woke up to a message of love choking up on the smoke from above im obsessed with the poison and us what a mess cause theres no one to trust huhuh come on honey huhuh count your money huhuh whats so funny theres a riot living inside of us i got paranoia baby and its so hysterical crackin up under the pressure looking for a miracle huhuh come on honey lyin in a bed of blood and money huhuh whats so funny we are rivals in the riot inside us im impressed with the presence of none im possessed from the heat of the sun hurry up cause im making a fuss fingers up cause theres no one to trust huhuh come on honey huhuh count your money huhuh whats so funny theres a riot living inside of us i got paranoia baby and its so hysterical crackin up under the pressure looking for a miracle huhuh come on honey lyinn a bed of blo huhuh whats so funny we are rivals in the riot inside us huhuh come on honey lyin in a bed of blood and money huhuh whats so funny we are rivals in the riot inside us huhuh come on honey lyin in a bed of blood and money huhuh whats so funny we are rivals in the riot inside us [cheers and applause] where the top ten Democratic Candidates were all on the same stage for the same time. What thats candidates have to say about gun control. Hell, yes, were going to take your ak47. Were not going to allow it to be used against fellow americans anymore. And clashing on health care. The senator on my left has not indicated how she pays for it, and the senator has in fact come forward and said hes going to pay for it, but he gets about halfway there. Yangs sweepstakes for america. My campaign will give a freedom dividend of 1,000 a month to t
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