Steve from rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Milo Ventimiglia marc maron musical guest oneohtrix point never, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your Host Jimmy Fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, hey oh, so nice. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Hello. Please, thank you very much. Come on, now i love you thank you very much. Welcome everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show here in new york city. Studio 6a. All right, lets get to the news and jokes well guys, the results are almost final and it looks like america has tested negative for donald trump [ laughter ] the rapid test was inconclusive, but the fourday test confirmed it. [ laughter ] trump kept on saying make America Great again and this week, 74 Million People were like you got it dude. [ laughter ] to put in terms that he can understand, america is basically telling trump, we want a di
With cold weather arriving, many places in the world that had largely gotten the pandemic under control are now seeing alarming new spikes. France hit the record 52,000 new daily cases while germany saw a record high of 16,000 cases. And now because of that and increasing hospitalizations, both countries are institute nog lockdowns. The last time europe was this panicked about an existential threat, it had a little mustache. No joke. But while europe is trying to limit public gat risk, the corona in chief donald trump is going around hins Country Holding as many superspreader rallies as he can. He even changed the crowd chant from lock her up to lick your hands. Now other peoples hands. All their hands. Lalalarlala but remember the president ial race isnt the only one that will be decided next week. Republicans are desperately trying to hold on to the senate and one seat they need to keep red is in arizona where republican insum Martha Mcsally is in a tough race against mark kelly who
Back to normal until 2022. So hang on to your hydroxy if you still have the. [ laughter ] remember when we were kids and we all thought wed have flying cars by 2022 . Now its like, maybe in the future well be able to go to a movie without killing our grandma. [ laughter ] cases are going up and up about. I think they had the thirdhighest report of infections so far today. Much of that is attributed to what they call pandemic fatigue. People are sick of being careful, so they relax, they start doing risky things. Which i get it. But thats not the way it works. You cant just stop because its annoying. Its a virus, not glee. [ laughter ] you know . Heres a map that might be of interest to you if youre curious as to whether this masking and lockdown works. You see all the red . Thats the United States. Those of the covid outbreaks here. Up above that, that is canada. Doesnt look too bad up there, does it . Even adjusted for population, theyve had onefifth as many infections as we have, but
Trevor hey, whats going on, everybody . Welcome to the daily social distancing show, im trevor noah. Today is thursday, the 29th of october, which means if you live in oklahoma, early voting starts today. So go vote remember its the oklahoma sooners, not the oklahoma laters. Anyway, coming up on tonights show why black votes matter, Jordan Klepper talks to trump supporters, and vicepresident ial candidate Kamala Harris is on the show. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick it off with the coronavirus. Its the reason people hit the ground whenever you sneeze. With cold weather arriving, many places in the world that had largely gotten the pandemic under control are now seeing alarming new spikes. France hit the record 52,000 new daily cases while germany saw a record high of 16,000 cases. And now because of th
Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests America Ferrera, david dobrik world series mvp corey seager, musical guest, brothers osbourne and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy hello. Thank you very much. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Welcome, welcome to the the tonight show everybody. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, the election is five days away and President Trump is busy on the campaign trail. At one of his rallies, he tried to describe what would happen if joe biden wins. Listen to this if you vote for biden, it means no kids in school, no graduations, no weddings, no thanksgiving, no christmas and no fourth of july together other than that, you have a wonderful life [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, wonderful life merry christmas, closed down movie theaters [ laughter ] merry christmas, boarded up s