Into your phone, revealed the more than 200 new ones theyll be rolling out. That is face with spiral eyes, heart on fire, and face exhaling. Well, if those three emojis together dont sum up 2020, i dont know what does. They also have some new facial hair stuff. This is person with a beard and this is woman with a beard. I dont know. Looks like emo jesus to me, or jared leto. Even our emojis are letting themselves go during quarantine. And once again, despite my intense lobbying efforts, i had meetings with these people, i filled out the forms, i presented my case, still no meatball emoji theyve got sausage, theyve got dumplings, theyve got oysters, chicken, tacos and soup. No meatballs. Theyve got falafel and bundt cake. I cant get a meatball. We need a new president. We have a fun show tonight from beginning to end. Jack black and kyle gass, otherwise known as tenacious d, is with us, and we will be joined by the cast of the show that dominated the emmys. Dan levy, eugene levy, Cather
It . October. Yeah, can you believe it . October. Can you believe it . October 1st. I know. Im lisa spooner. Can you believe it . No. Jimmy yeah, it really came out of nowhere this year. Yesterday, it was september, right . And then, all of a sudden this has been another lousy week. We had a nice little distraction here in l. A. , with the dodgers and the lakers, but between the virus and the debate, and the murder hornets are back again, the mood is grim. Some local businesses though are coming up with ways to turn that around. This is a real promotion from vinnies pizzeria in brooklyn. Did you know there was a vinnies pizzeria in brooklyn . Guillermo no. Jimmy believe it or not, there are. At vinnies this month theyre offering positive reinforcement. For one dollar, our Delivery Driver will look you straight in the eyes and tell you everythings gonna be ok, and youre doing the best you can. [ applause ] clever. That would be a fun one to surprise your wife with, hey, youre not gonna
New york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight join jimmy and his guests michael che and colin jost kaitlyn dever. Musical guest bts and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Hello, everyone. Thank you for so much for tuning in. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, after two days of controversy today President Trump finally did the right thing and forcefully rejected White Supremacy. Take a look. [ tone ] [ laughter ] jimmy im kidding. He hasnt done that at all and as a result, republicans are distancing themselves from the president. The president s debate performance has sparked a torrent of criticism that even his most ardent allies have struggled to contain. And republicans on capital are hill are now distancing themselves from the president after he fail to disavow a a farright fascist group. Jimmy its been six month of a pandemic and now
Announcer from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests, maya rudolph, matt bomer, musical guest 070 shake. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon m jimmy oh, my goodness. Hey. Thank you so much, everybody welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for tuning in and watching our show. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, tonight, was the first and only Vice President ial debate between mike pence and Kamala Harris in salt lake city, utah usually, Vice President ial debates can be pretty boring so this year, they decided to spice things up and have it in utah when he heard the debate was in salt lake, mike pence was like, ah, yes, sin city. [ laughter ] it was a big night democrats were hyping up the debate all day they were calling it the thrilla with vanilla with everything thats happened in the last few days, this was a pretty rough spot for pence.
She saw a future in a millionaire. Out of the blue, lit lite went missing. If hes missing he doesnt want us to know where he is. A former player disappeared. We got to investigate. We got to investigate. What was your interaction like with the police. I was on them. Check this person out and this person out. I am the mother of Lorenzen Wright. Thats a mothers love for a child. When i heard that story i didnt know what was going on. I felt like i was in the twilight zone. Is it possible his friends, people who knew him and loved him might not have known about this other side . Last one standing germantown 911. Where is your emergency . To actually hear the 911 call, its bloodcurdling. And you hear gunshots. You hear that dispatcher say hello over and over again. Hello . [ gunshots ] hello . You hear the gunshots, and you hear silence. Yall, i got nothing but gunshots. That 911 call and what would come after would start a mystery in the city of memphis that would transfix it for more tha