And now, like the mcrib, im back. It is weird being back in an office after six months. Were being very careful. They divided the office into zones. We have zone a, zone b and zone c. Im not sure if im hosting a jimmy welcome back. Show or boarding a southwest this is our first show back in the studio after six months. Airlines flight. And we decided to change things everyone is Wearing Masks and those clear plastic face up. We gave the set a retro feel. Shields. Everyone looks like theyre in a we figured maybe it would feel daft punk cover band. Like any year but this one. I do want to mention, and wish a happy birthday tonight, to one of the greatest men of all. We have a small crew here in our studio. Bill murray, turns 70 today, and i need you guys to laugh, even if its not funny. Even though i know without a doubt that he is not watching. Dnchlths i said i need you i want to wish him well because guys. I love him. So happy birthday bill. Tonight, their album is called this must be
[ cheers and applause announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers Cecily Strong, author of the captain, former mlb all star, david wright writer and director of kajillionaire, miranda july, featuring the 8g band with jessica berdeaux and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Great, lets get to the news President Trump said yesterday that he won tuesdays president ial debate against former Vice President , joe biden, but take it with a grain of salt because he also said he won the voice. Fox news anchor and president ial debate moderator, Chris Wallace, said in an interview yesterday that he was surprised by the chaotic nature of tuesdays contest, adding no one could have predicted, quote, this was going to be the president s strategy not just for the beginning of the debate but the entire debate. I had an inkling, said marco rubio, ted cruz, jeb bush, carly fiorian, hillary clinton, all of his kids, all of his wives
That decide which emojis do and do not make it onto your phone, these are some for 2020. I dont know if they dont sum up 2020 i dont know what does. This is person with beard and woman with beard. That looks like emojesus. Even our emojis are letting themselves go. Ive had meetings with these people, ive filled out the forms and presented my case, still no meatball emoji. Sausage, dumplings, tacos, no meatballs. They have falafel and bundt cake, but no meatball. We need a new president , we really do. [cheers and applause] we have a fun show, jack black, tenacious d, is with us. And we will be joined by the cast of the show that dominated the emmies. Dan levy, they won all the emmies. Canadians havent swept like this since the world curling championships back in 2017. Their show, as you probably know, is called Schitts Creek, which is a problem for american broadcast television. The show up a creek whose name we cant say on morning tv. Cant say the name on tv but it involves the creek.
Into your phone, revealed the more than 200 new ones theyll be rolling out. That is face with spiral eyes, heart on fire, and face exhaling. Well, if those three emojis together dont sum up 2020, i dont know what does. They also have some new facial hair stuff. This is person with a beard and this is woman with a beard. I dont know. Looks like emo jesus to me, or jared leto. Even our emojis are letting themselves go during quarantine. And once again, despite my intense lobbying efforts, i had meetings with these people, i filled out the forms, i presented my case, still no meatball emoji theyve got sausage, theyve got dumplings, theyve got oysters, chicken, tacos and soup. No meatballs. Theyve got falafel and bundt cake. I cant get a meatball. We need a new president. We have a fun show tonight from beginning to end. Jack black and kyle gass, otherwise known as tenacious d, is with us, and we will be joined by the cast of the show that dominated the emmys. Dan levy, eugene levy, Cather
With stripes and cut away over the place. Coats for perfect fits puttin on the ritz maybe trump should stick to interrupting when he actually has to answer a question, he sounds like the dressed up like a worst member of your taboo team. Million dollar trooper trying hard to loo its a movie, they live in like gary cooper forest cities, computers all superduper over the place [ buzzer ] it was star wars, but its not my fault i wasnt allowed to say star or wars. Evens trumps own campaign acknowledged privately that he went full psycho at the debate one person whos familiar with his debate prep, anderson, said announcer tonight, on they prepared him to be late night with seth meyers aggressive but not to be jason Cecily Strong, from friday the 13th, and that author of the captain, former is the perception of how his performance was. Mlb all star, david wright writer and director of seth yeah. Kajillionaire, miranda july, i mean, even jason didnt interrupt that much unless you featuring th