Announcer from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests brian cranston. Julia garner musical guests surfaces. Featuring the legendary roots crew now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hey thank you very much, everybody thank you so much for tuning in. Welcome to the tonight show. My name is jimmy fallon. Lets get to the news and jokes. This weekend in between rounds of golf at his private country club in new jersey, President Trump decided to take coronavirus Financial Aid into his own hands. Listen to this. President trump spent the weekend at his golf resort in new jersey he signed a series of executive orders billed as an end run around a Gridlocked Congress jimmy just so were all clear, during a historic pandemic that has crippled the economy the president of the United States signed four executive orders to help the unemployed from his private country club even Marie Antoinette was like, come o
From rockefeller certainty in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, joins jimmy and his guests, Charlize Theron, Governor Andrew Cuomo and musical guest Little Big Town. And featuring the legendary roots crew now, heres your host, jimmy fallon hi, everyone. Welcome to the tonight show. As you can see, we are back in the studio at 30 rock feller plaza in new york city as a new yorker, i want to say thank you to everyone who helped get us back to where we are now, Wearing Masks, social distancing, washing hands, quarantining, it all helps to all the states going through the tough parts right now, our friends in florida, arizona, texas, california, all over the south, i know how hard it is and im not going to lie to you. Its rough i guess im here to show you there is a light at the end of the tunnel if we all do our part to keep each other safe. I dont know if anyone else feels this way, normalcy, any type of normalcy feels great hopefully we can
Tweet oh, no, she brought up the dress. It all seemed like a good idea at the time, but so did having the word juicy spelled out on all of our butts. Right . Remember the early 2000s . And as twitter got bigger it became a place for serious conversations about our culture. Unfortunately, many of us put as much thought into our tweets about social justice issues as we did those quiznos toilet tweets. And those thoughts are now coming back to cancel us. What most of us didnt realize was that by posting every one of our thoughts on a whim, we were permanently linking our names to ideas that should have been taken as seriously as bathroom graffiti. And with everyone being so connected and compounded by the fact that were all stuck at home and angry, when something happens theres peer pressure to comment on it right away. Were expected to have these fully formed, omniscient, bulletproof, unassailable hot takes on every topic in real time at all times that will stand the test of time. Or jus
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his at a time that works for you. And the hidden smiles. Guests the foggy glasses, tmobile and sprint have merged. James mcavoy, Stacey Abrams, and the muffled laughs. Musical guest my morning a simple piece of fabric makes a big statement now that sprint is a part of tmobile jacket, and featuring the legendary roots crew i care. Wear a mask. We have more towers, lets all do our part to slow the spread. More engineers, and more coverage than ever before. And now, heres your host, jimmy fallon this is not just a Bigger Network its a better one. And now you can get an Awesome Network at an amazing price. Welcome to tmobile. Americas largest 5g network. Jimmy my next guest the an author and an activist who ran jimmy thank you very much, everybody. A Historic Campaign for welcome to the tonight show, a governor of georgia in 2018. Everybody. Thank you so much for
No its honestly not been so bad being stuck living in st. Louis with a couple in their 60s it could be worse, at least its not these two. My mom would never wear horizontal stripes. I gotta say though, not much has changed since the last time i lived at home. I still sleep late, my room is a mess, i steal their weed. The main difference is now if im going to my room to masturbate, i say mom, dad, im going to my room to masturbate. I cant watch any more down to earth with zac efron with you guys. Ol glaz dogs gonna finish this ep alone. As grateful as i am to have this time to get reacquainted with both my parents and the zack morris poster over my bed, im not pretending that any of this is worth it. I love how so many girls are making this crisis about themselves. I keep hearing some version of this. Honestly, this pandemic was a sign from the universe that i needed to slow down. And its like, no becca, i dont think a half a Million People died so you could recommit to your yoga practi