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It . October. Yeah, can you believe it . October. Can you believe it . October 1st. I know. Im lisa spooner. Can you believe it . No. Jimmy yeah, it really came out of nowhere this year. Yesterday, it was september, right . And then, all of a sudden this has been another lousy week. We had a nice little distraction here in l. A. , with the dodgers and the lakers, but between the virus and the debate, and the murder hornets are back again, the mood is grim. Some local businesses though are coming up with ways to turn that around. This is a real promotion from vinnies pizzeria in brooklyn. Did you know there was a vinnies pizzeria in brooklyn . Guillermo no. Jimmy believe it or not, there are. At vinnies this month theyre offering positive reinforcement. For one dollar, our Delivery Driver will look you straight in the eyes and tell you everythings gonna be ok, and youre doing the best you can. [ applause ] clever. That would be a fun one to surprise your wife with, hey, youre not gonna believe what the pizza guy just said to me i like that theyre doing this, but lets be honest, if you have to pay someone a dollar to tell you everythings ok, everything is not ok case in point. This is really i dont even have the word to describe what this is. Its some combination of shocking and infuriating, and sickening. The White House Press secretary, kylie mackaloony, who came to life when a witch cast a spell on a barbie dreamhouse, was asked today by john roberts of fox news to clarify, once and for all, to make it Crystal Clear that the president of the United States does not condone White Supremacy. Id like to ask you for a definitive and declarative statement without ambiguity. As the person who speaks for the president , does the president denounce White Supremism and groups that espouse it in allel their forms. This has been answered. Yesterday by the president himself. On the debate stage, the president was asked this. He said sure three times. Yesterday he was point blank asked, do you denounce White Supremacy, and he said i always denounce any form of that. Jimmy they just wont say it. And to his credit, roberts did not let it end there. Just to clear it up this morning. Can you, naming it, make a declarative statement that the president denounces this . The president was asked this. Youre contriving a story line. No, im not. Im just asking to you put this to rest. I just did. I just read you all of the quotes. Kayleigh, can you right now denounce White Supremacy . And the groups that espouse it. I just did. The president has denounced White Supremacy, the kkk and hate groups in all forms. He signed a raesolution to that effect. Jimmy she wont answer him can you imagine having a job where you have to make sure you dont overdo it denouncing White Supremacy . And keep in mind john roberts works for fox news. This is the network that draws a happy face on every terrible thing this lunatic does. God forbid any of their reporters ask a real question. Because if they do, their viewers start attacking them, too. For all of you on twitter who are hammering me for asking that question, i dont care because its a question that needs to be asked and clearly the president s republican colleagues, a mile away from here, are looking for an answer, too. So stop deflecting. Some blaming the media. Im tired of it. Jimmy great job, guys. You broke john roberts. He has no more fox left to give. This morning i went to check the president s twitter. And i think this sums it up well. Something went wrong. Try again. We will. In four weeks. [ applause ] this morning, after virtually everyone said his debate performance was a disaster, trump wrote, i won the debate big, based on compilation of polls etc. Thank you this is what hes gonna do when he loses, right . I won the election big. Et cetera. Thank you well have to smoke him out. Trump clearly lost the debate, big, so now what hes doing is trying to claim that joe biden is too scared to debate him again. You know, biden lost badly when his supporters are saying he should cancel the rest of the debates. Now we hear hes canceling the debates. Lets see what happens. I think thats not going to be a good move for him. Jimmy anyway, who here has covid . High five if you do. A lot of people think they should cancel the debates, but biden is not among them. His campaign flatly said they were planning to move forward with the rest of the debates. But, it seems like trump is trying to squirrel his way out of them. You know, the president broke so many rules that the Debate Commission is putting stricter measures in place so he cant bulldoze and bs his way through it. And trump doesnt want that, so hes hedging. This afternoon, he tweeted, why would i allow the Debate Commission to change the rules for the second and third debates when i easily won last time . I dunno. Why would you dye your face the color of a pumpkin . Its one of the mysteries of trump. Meanwhile, the president s most loyal fearmongrel, Rudy Giuliani weighed in with his take on tuesday nights shameful showdown. He wrote, the debat. And that was it. And he left it up for an hour. The debat. The debat, guillermo. Guillermo the what . Jimmy the debat. You know, the bat we got the coronavirus from . Guillermo the what . I dont know whats that. Jimmy this is like kiaro on first. Meanwhile, according to a new study from cornell university, do you know what source is the number one spreader of misinformation about the coronavirus . Its not facebook. Its donald juniper trump. Our dear misleader. Of course, hes the biggest source of misinformation on the virus. Hes the biggest source of misinformation on everything. If miss information was a beauty pageant, he would win it every year. As part of his confusion and disinformation campaign, the president is blocking an order, issued by his own centers for disease control, that would keep cruise ships docked through february. Obviously, theyre doing this because cruise ships are super spreaders when it comes to disease. But thats no bueno for business, especially in florida, so trump stepped in to make sure the ships to set sail at the end of this month. Who in their right mind would go on a cruise right now . I mean, how badly do you need to eat shrimp and see smashmouth . Speaking of cruise ships, remember in march when trump didnt want that cruise to dock in california because the 21 people who had it would double the number of positive cases in the United States . Now, its ok. Now, its just a costeffective way to be buried at sea. Meanwhile, this is what barack obama was up to last night, he was one of the virtual fans at the lakersheat game. He was on a screen in the crowd next to shaq and james worthy. And many people watching at home were wondering why he appeared to be making a speech. It looks like hes giving a ted talk or something. Well, it turns out he was sitting, virtually, with people who volunteered to work at the polls to thank and inspire them for doing it. This is what he was saying. We dont, democracy doesnt work if just a few people do it. Its like playing with half the team. But its only that way if people arent participating. If people get involved, then we get the best of them. And thats what im hopins going to happen. Jimmy yeah. Uh, thanks mr. President. Glad to do it. Do you mind . Im trying to watch the game. This pandemic has been hard on everyone. It has been hard on families, on people who are single, and couples. Being locked up with another person is challenging. And, so, weve adapted a favorite game we usually play this with pedestrians, but tonight we go into homes to try to guess whether two people onscreen are a couple in quarantine, or strangers, who have never met before. Its time to play couple or not . [ applause ] all right. Lets meet our first duo. We do not know if these people are a couple or strangers. Charles and ariel is your name . Yes. Jimmy hi, how are you, how are you . Welcome. Im doing well. How are you. Jimmy im doing well. I have to figure this out. You could be in the same place, in totally different cities, i really dont know. Im not getting a clue based on the backgrounds of your homes, they seem quite different. The idea of the game is to try to convince me you are a couple. Let me ask you some questions, okay . First off, how did you meet . At a lounge . Yeah. At a lounge. Jimmy okay. Well, if thats your answer, im going to say you are not a couple, is that correct . What happened . Well, youre definitely not a couple now. What did you do . Oh, you are a couple oh i was confused. All right, very good. You have your very own mic flag there. How about that . Im trying to be like you. Jimmy you stumped me, i should have asked more question. Guillermo, you have a prize . Guillermo yes. Jimmy what have they got . Guillermo you got two balls of yarn. Thats amazing. Jimmy well have them in the mail. Youll have them by christmas. I was just getting my bearings. So we have tino and nicole. Your backgrounds look like walls are almost the same color, but not quite. How long have you been together, tino . A little over a year. Jimmy how did you meet . We actually met on a dating app. Jimmy which dating app, tino . Tinder. Jimmy im going to say based on your tongue poking out like a lizard smelling the air, that you are not a couple there goes tino. Is tino in the house . We are not a couple. Jimmy are you not a couple. Cleverly done. Maybe something will work out. We have a prize for you guys, too, what have we got . Dinner for one at cheesecake factory. Jimmy dinner for one at the cheesecake factory. Were back on track. Lets try another couple or not. Okay. Maisie and finna. Am i pronouncing your names correctly . Yes. You got it jimmy fina, whats your favorite thing to do with maisie during quarantine . We started doing paint nights a lot. Shes better than i am. But yeah. Paint. Jimmy maisie, whats finas middle name . Clark. Jimmy that was fast. Im going to say you are a couple. Am i correct . Were not. Were sisters. Were sisters. Jimmy oh, youre sisters that was cheating. Guillermo that was cheating. Jimmy you know what, im not giving you a prize for that one. Youre going home empty handed. Dont worry, its not your fault, im going to have a chat with the staff. Thank you, maisie and fina. Lets see who else is on board. Jim and kelci. Jim and kelci. Your lighting is strikingly different. Jim, how long have you and kelci been together . 21 years. Jimmy oh, kelci, where did you meet jim . At work. Jimmy oh, at work. What do you guys do for a living . Right now, im a stayathome mom. Jimmy what were you doing then . Call center. Jimmy call center. Jim, do you work at the call center . I do. Jimmy okay. Is that a headset youre wearing . This is a headset. Jimmy is that the one you wear at work . It is jimmy what kind of calls do you make . I dont make the calls, but our Company Takes and receives calls from all over the world. Jimmy jim, what is kelcis nickname for you . Hmm, sweetheart. Jimmy kelci, is that true . No. Jimmy well, what is your nickname for jim . Honey. Jimmy honey, okay. You know what . Im going to say you are a couple, am i correct . Jim exits frame. And does he enter . Kelci . If he does, we got there they are. All right, see that . Thank you. Guillermo, what do we have for jim and kelci . Guillermo one toothbrush to share jimmy thank you for playing couple or not. Did we learn anything there, guillermo . Guillermo nothing, jimmy. Jimmy heres what we learned. We learned that were going to move on. Weve got a big show for you tonight. Lauren cohan is here. And well have travis scott, so stick around. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by progressive. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by progressive. Oh, wow. Youre doing, uh, youre doing really great with the twirling. Dad, if you want to talk, i have a break at 3 00. Okay, okay. Im going. Im gone. Like like i wasnt here. [ horn honks ] keep keep doing it, buddy. Switch to progressive and you can save hundreds. You know, like the sign says. Now any order can be rewarding when you use the app. No matter how you pay, youll be closer to earning rewards and getting more of your favorites for free. More ways to pay, more ways to get rewarded. Starbucks rewards. More ways to get rewarded. 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And then we will be right back here with a new show at our regular time with Shaquille Oneal and music from a ap ferg, featuring tyga. So join us then. Our first guest tonight is a multiplatinumselling music artist and entrepreneur who has collaborated with everyone from drake and the weekend to Michael Jordan and mayor mccheese. His supersized single, franchise, features young thug and mia. Well hear that from him later. Please welcome travis scott. Hello, travis how are you doin . Great, man. Jimmy things are going great for you, arent they . Things are going great, im not going to lie, this is weird talking to you through the screen, i miss the studio, i miss smelling the desk. Jimmy you can stop by and smell the desk after the virus has passed. Travis, a lot of people, a lot of celebrities will have sandwiches named after them. Arnold palmer has iced tea. Rarely does someone have their own meal named after them like at mcdonalds, how did that happen . How did it come to pass . Part of it might be a secret, and some of it is they hit he up to do something, and i was like, yo, i really love, its one of the things that kept me going when i was a kid, whatever i was doing, the quarter pounder is like my favorite thing to grab late at night, especially. Jimmy what is in the travis scott meal . What is, what is special, what is different about it . Yeah, so i was on the phone with them, and bacon is like my favorite thing in my diet. I think the first thing my dad ever gave me was bacon. When i was on the phone with them, i was talking and rambling, yo, i love the quarter pounder, and i love to add bacon on it, and i was like, yo, i started rambling about this idea, and you know, we started rockin with this whole idea, you know. They just was able to make it happen. Jimmy and its been like a huge hit, right . Yeah, its pretty dope, its pretty dope, yeah. Jimmy the most interesting ingredient to me is extra lettuce, you have extra lettuce in there. Thats the thing. Its a little weird. I might order my sandwich a little weird, but thats the whole thing. Thats just the whip. And you have to have Barbecue Sauce on the side with the fries, you know what i mean, with the catsup. Jimmy its so interesting to be able, and now when you go through the drive through, what do you say, ill have the me . Or how does it work . You dont have to give your special order anymore. Nah, its crazy. I dont know. I just actually go through and order it the same way, and its crazy, they ask me if i want it my burger, and im like, yeah. Jimmy we have a video. Theres a mcdonalds here, like the oldest mcdonalds in the country in downey, and you did a surprise appearance there last month. And all of these people showed up. The thing is, i didnt know all these people were going to be there. I didnt send anyone the address or anything like that. I was going to go, one, i wanted to see this mcdonalds, and two, they had this story with classic mcdonalds stuff from the first mcdonalds and stuff. So i went there to go do that. I wanted to get the meal, i wanted to do the whole classic thing, and man, all the fans were there, which made it even better, thats why i was excited. Like, i havent seen so many people in so long. Jimmy did you get covid tested immediately after that happened . Yeah, i did. I had to go watch this film and i had to get tested before i went there, and i was like, oh, man, if i fail jimmy you have not seen this yet . Oh, you have it i have seen it, but i dont have it. Its crazy. Jimmy its going right in my home, in my living room. Crazy. Jimmy thats exciting, huh . Its so dope. Man, im still like a kid with Action Figures. Jimmy do you collect Action Figures . I do, actually, i have a lot of different Action Figures. Jimmy like what . I have anime Action Figures, random sculptures, fantasy action sculptures, crazy, crazy. Jimmy you were a ball boy for the houston rockets. What year was this that you were working there . Had to been, i want to say my junior in high school or senior in high school. One of those transitions. Jimmy who were the players . Kyle lowry, austin. Jimmy was yao ming there . He was like at the end of his, know what i mean . Jimmy right. So it wasnt too much of a starstudded team at that time. Yeah, i remember melo from the nuggets because one day, like we werent supposed to talk to star athletes. One day melo signed his headband and gave me his headband, which is so funny, he probably doesnt remember this. Jimmy yeah, im guessing he doesnt. Do the guys know now that you were the kid . Its crazy because i dont even, its not like im hey, yo, man, i was a ball boy, my homey got me the job because he worked there, and it was just dope. I thought it was so dope, man, and man, i met kobe there, and kobe signed a ball for me. He used to do tight things like after the game he might walk to the bus, take me back to the bus. Hed do all type of jimmy did they ever ask you to do personal errands for them . The players . Just a player ball boy, code of honor, know what im saying . I cant really, know what i mean . Jimmy yes. I got to hold it down. Jimmy yeah. Did they ever tip you . Who was the best tipper of the players that you worked with . Thats another code of honor, i got to protect all my boys, all my ball boys out there, you know whats going on, hold it down for the team players. Jimmy so your thing, it doesnt matter if youre a huge tipper, because the ball boy will never tell anybody . Well never tell. Jimmy all right, were going to take a break, travis scott is with us. Well be right back with travis. Ctget two days to save big on everything you need and love. 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Vote yes on prop 16. Jimmy hi, we are back with travis scott. Travis has an action figure. He has a meal named after him. He has a giant chicken mcnuggets body pillow. Was this your idea, travis . It was. It was. Have you ever fell asleep and just dreamed about a nugget . Jimmy yeah, i have, its called being high. [ laughter ] ah, man. Jimmy i like that. I bet you that thing is going to sell like crazy. If my wife would let me, id fill the house with mcnugget pillows. You know, christmas is on the way, i got it. Jimmy big garbage can full of hot mustard dipping sauce. Youre going to do some music a little bit later with mia and young thug. I was thinking about your name, travis scott, which is, you know, a lot of people come up with these funny, crazy names. Weve got snoop dogg, a lot of doctors, a lot of lils. A lot of asaps. You came up with a name that sounds like you might own a car dealership. The crib is kind of like a car dealership now. But nah, its just like, i dont know. Its weird, because travis is actually my uncles name, and i look up to my uncle. So i just thought, hes like my super hero, and scott is one of my favorite artists. Thats his first name. Jimmy oh, wow. How about that. Was your uncle travis excited that you were using his name . Yeah, he tells me about it every day. Jimmy so you directed this music video for franchise, and its really very well done. I was watching it today. And you shot it at Michael Jordans house. Now, did michael know you were shooting it at his house . Yeah, he did. Mike, i dont know if you watchin this, but i left some shoes in the garage, im coming back for those. Jimmy oh, really . Nah, yeah, nah, he knew, yeah, man, thats my guy. Thank you for letting me use your crib. Jimmy you shot a video at Michael Jordans house. Theres no question who lives there, i guess it could be lebrons house, too. Were you tempted to go through any of his stuff . Did you go through his room or medicine cabinet . We shot all through the crib. We turned a lot of the crib into what you see. The cacti wall, we turned his house into, we kind of split the crib, know what im saying . Jimmy i know as far as interior design goes, you are very fond of astroturf, the fake grass. Yeah. Jimmy is that because you are from houston, because it was invented there . Yeah, yeah, i love, actually, let me show you something. Im actually jimmy oh, wow. I dont know, man. I just love outside. And i just like to escape outside. Everywhere i go. Jimmy do dogs get confused in your house . Its crazy. I just got a dog maybe earlier this year, and he came back from the trainer. And the dog, the trainer came to my house, and she like, i have turf in all these different rooms, and shes just like looking and was like, yo. And like, what are we going to do . I was like, ah, man, i dont know. Its so crazy. Hes been kickin it. And the next day i wake up and i find this big pile of dog poop on the floor. Good thing was it wasnt on the turf. It was on the wood so i called, i dont think i have turf problems, but the wood problems, maybe we should train for that one. Jimmy what kind of dog did you get, travis . I got a bully. Jimmy youre going to play your new single for us called franchise. This is not an mcdonalds franchise, it is franchise like Michael Jordan franchise. Get ready for that. Get all revved up on the astro turf. Travis scott, everybody. Well be right back with lauren cohan. [ applause ] cohan. [ applause ] contactless delivery tarright to your door,very designed for your day. So you can work out, join in, and game on. Just download the target app and try it today. Life doesnt stop for a cold. [man] honey. [woman] honey thats why theres new dayquil severe honey. Its maximum strength cold and flu medicine with soothing honeylicious taste. Dayquil honey. The daytime coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, power through your day medicine. Knowinits hard. Re is hard. 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Whats going on with you what have you been doing for the last, what, 18 months . I was in l. A. Until a few weeks ago when i got into quarantining like everybody, setting up my place for the who knows how long and doing all those kind of, if im here, im going to zen my place and make it amazing. Jimmy youve been buying stuff. Im interested in this, because i heard the story, and i have a similar story, but tell us about what, youve been buying stuff on amazon, right . Or some website . Yeah, ive been buying stuff online. I feel like, first of all, very grateful for everybody that delivers and has delivered during this time. And i would feel more grateful for people if they put to scale pictures in what youre buying. Jimmy right. Because i bought. Jimmy i know exactly what youre talking about, yes. You know what i mean, okay. Jimmy yes, ive done this myself, yeah. I go to buy these himalayan salt lamps, because i think, my living room is going to be this sanctuary for me. Its my choice to be here. Jimmy these are those pink, like, theyre made out of salt, right . Hippie lamps. Jimmy in the night, you can lick them while you are in bed . Your dog does. And if the food that youre sharing with people, you can secretly lick the lamp. Jimmy theyre practical. I get one for each corner of the room. I think this is nice. It will be a really nice aura in here, and i should have realized something was really wrong when my kitchen window overlooks where u. P. S. Comes up, and i can hear the u. P. S. Guy grunting, and i look out the window and i hear the dolly, and the dolly slams onto the pavement, and he pulls these lamps up, and i have accidentally ordered four 200pound salt lamps, so i now have 800 pounds of pink rock in my house. It is no longer like this zen situation. Its just. Jimmy yes, and now yes jimmy that is to scale. This is, but this cocacola can was not on the website when you ordered it. No. No. Did you ask them to put it on there . Jimmy i dont know, i dont know how it got there, it looks like a coke can from 1982, though. My headset and the coke can are from the same shop. Jimmy i ordered a chair that i thought was like an office chair. And when it came, it was this big. It was tiny. And i was wondering why it was only like 60. I was like, boy, i really scored a deal on this thing and it was like a chair for a cricket or something. They need to have a term for this, like shoptical illusion or something, where you dont know the size of the item youre buying until it arrives at your house. They should have a person in the video for each thing youre demonstrating using it. You would have had an ant getting on your chair. Jimmy it could be Shaquille Oneill or kelly ripa, and you dont really know. I think the coke can is a good one. Yeah. Jimmy what else have you been doing . What do you do when youre cooped up . Yeah, yeah, you do master class, im going to become an expert at something. Jimmy the website, master class . Yes. Jimmy where they teach you how to do things. Where you pay the membership and you dont use it until boom its quarantine. And then. Jimmy thats right. The first thing i think to my self is timberland, im going to learn how to make music. You can tell this is really not me. So i proceed to over the course of quarantine watch every single master class. But only the first one and a half episodes. So im now successfully a master at being useless at many, many, many things. Jimmy you did the halfass master class is what you did. Yes. Jimmy were there any that you particularly liked . Yeah. Jimmy which one . I liked all of them. I liked gardening, gangster gardening. I liked, i liked learning to sing like Christina Aguilera. I liked the dog whispering one. I liked negotiation, the cia, im not lying, i finished steve martins. Jimmy its great. Does Christina Aguilera teach how to sing like Christina Aguilera . She teaches you how well she sings. Jimmy i see. So you wont sing like Christina Aguilera, but youll remember how well she sings. Jimmy are you back shooting walking dead right now or are you on the set and going through the whole process . Almost there. We start in about a week and a half. I just did my, the first thing i did in filming i know how to speak was a music video last weekend for tom petty, which is pretty incredible. Jimmy oh. I know. I know. Jimmy you know he passed away. I know. Jimmy so that wasnt a surprise when you got there . Wait a minute. Jimmy norman said that, norman said that you are, that they have some like epidemiologists from the pentagon working on the set at walking dead, have you been vetted by that person . So this is what happened. So, before i did the video, i said okay, guys, i really want to do this video, but if you can follow all the same protocol that we are doing on walking dead. They came in guns blazing, red team down, blue shield up sanitizer. To the extent where i felt like i was followed to the bathroom. And i did wash my hands. I did. Jimmy really . Following you into the bathroom . Wow. Not in, not in. It was good. Jimmy those are not health officials, those are perverts, lauren. You need to be more careful. Well, i look forward to seeing you on the show again. Its the walking dead. Its back for a special episode. Youre finishing out the season that was unfinished, sunday night, 9 00 on am krch. Well be right back with travis scott dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing. Ing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by mercedes benz. The best our nothing. Jimmy thanks to lauren cohan, apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next, but first, here with the song, franchise with some help from young thug and m. I. A. Travis scott yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah mm, mm, mm, mm yup in my white tee yeah call up Hype Williams for the hype please uh they gon wipe you before you wipe me unboxing my checks not my nikes cactis not no iced tea uh got em bamboozled like im spike lee uh you need more than google just to find me uh i just call her bae to get her hyphy incredible ickyicky general i just start the label just to sign me uh me and chase connected like we siamese uh weve been on the run feel like a crime spree talk to me nicely i seen his face seen it yup on his white tee uh yeah yup call the sprite people private flight to france tryna sightsee popped em in his hands he was typin caterpillar rari i fold it lift it up i went on the stand told the judge to pass my cup ran up twenty million told the devil keep the luck keep that keep that ho rip pop keep the smoke talk to me nicely keep her on the chain that aint like me scotts with no strings you cant tie me im higher than the plane im where the skypes be yeah yep in my slime tee princey in his prime yee yellowbone too feisty yee clean him up no napkin yee yup in my white tee yeah call up Hype Williams for the hype please uh they gon wipe you before you wipe me unboxing my checks not my nikes scuse me zizizizizizizizi dont be missin man mississippi dip a sippy make em happy make em copy make em get me Chippi Chippi theres a lot im gon spend tell me when i beam you to pull up you gon shootout while i spin trippin like im trigger happy saltfish ackee ackee golf buggy kawasaki catch a fish sushi maki livin life london city left the town thug and travis be the fam yup yeah you know that and when they free us out its gonna be a film a kodak shoot me pourin right above the rim like pollack ive been rippin and runnin not slippin or slidin athletic tendencies ive been up since cheffin it whippin it to the base rock i provide the remedy when we open gates up at utopia its lit its like zootopia you see the crosses over ya yeah thats how you know its us at 4 a. M. Im phonin ya not for no shoulder rub them jackboys open cleaners up the way they fold and tuck yup in my white tee yeah call up Hype Williams for the hype please yeah they gon wipe you before you wipe me yeah unboxing my checks not my checks not my checks not my bangers in the system in our key bangers in the system bangers in the system m. I. A. S this is nightline. Tonight, breaking news. President trump and the first lady testing positive for covid19, quarantining in the white house, coming after one of the white houses closest advisers tested positive this week. What we now know. Nightline starts right now with byron poititts. We begin with breaking news. The president and first lady have tested positive for the coronavirus. This after one of the president s closest advisers testing positive for the coronavirus. This after hope hicks traveled with him on tuesday. We go to White House Correspondent rachel scott. Rachel, youve been right there, front and

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