Criticizing President Trumps conduct in office. All right, cool, but, you worked super closely with him for almost two years this is like, leaving a hospital job and saying, oh, by the way, dr. Friedman never washed his hands. [ laughter ] why are you just telling us now . Did dancing with the stars not call you back . I cant believe im going to say this, but i have more respect for scaramucci that dude was there for a week and a half, but hes been out here warning us about trump for two years. So [ laughter and applause so why dont you put your face back in your hand and carry it out to the garbage President Trump hinted yesterday that he may pardon his former adviser roger stone who was convicted as part of the russia investigation. Oh, come on, roger stone doesnt get pardoned from prison he escapes from it i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] like a 60s batman villain if he does get pardoned, this is what it will look like [ laughter ] attorney general [ applause ] attorney general wil
Conduct in office. All right, cool, but, you worked super closely with him for almost two years this is like, leaving a hospital job and saying, oh, by the way, dr. Friedman never washed his hands. [ laughter ] why are you just telling us now . Did dancing with the stars not call you back . I cant believe im going to say this, but i have more respect for scaramucci that dude was there for a week and a half, but hes been out here warning us about trump for two years. So [ laughter and applause so why dont you put your face back in your hand and carry it out to the garbage President Trump hinted yesterday that he may pardon his former adviser roger stone who was convicted as part of the russia investigation. Oh, come on, roger stone doesnt get pardoned from prison he escapes from it i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] like a 60s batman villain if he does get pardoned, this is what it will look like [ laughter ] attorney general [ applause ] attorney general william barr said in an intervie
Last night last nights oscars were the lowest rated oscars in history. Hell, Martin Scorsese was there and even he didnt watch [ laughter ] senator Amy Klobuchar released a new ad in New Hampshire today, ahead of tomorrows primary, that claims that President Trump has a quote, complete lack of empathy. Replied trump, i literally cannot understand how shed feel that way. [ laughter ] to avoid technical difficulties that plagued last weeks iowas democratic caucus, voters in New Hampshire will use paper ballots in tomorrows primary. So now theres absolutely nothing that can go wrong oh, damn it. [ laughter ] damn it, guys. [ applause ] former Vice President joe biden said yesterday he will only select a Vice President who is younger than him so i guess youre out of luck, redwood trees. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause parasite swept the oscars last night. The last time a parasite did this well wait, sorry oh no. Whats that . Is this eminem if you had one shot why would eminem be here on
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Robert Downey jr aidy bryant, musical guest Little Big Town, and feating the legendary roots crew questlove 1188 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, welcome everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. Thank you. [ cheers and applause it seems like there is so much is going on right now. Today the house sent the impeachment articles to the senate a cheating scandal in Major League Baseball cost the Boston Red Sox manager his job. [ cheers ] Ken Jennings Ken jennings won the jeopardy greatest of all time tournament [ cheers and applause and an entire town in michigan smells like weed, because so many residents are growing it. [ laughter and cheers theres a lot to go over so lets just jump in and cover it all at once it is time for newsmash. [ cheers and applause jimmy first up, impeachment. Today the house voted to send the impeachment article
Jet, killing all the passengers onboard, 176 people. And the New York Times today obtained video that appears to have captured the incident. Officials believe that the plane was shot down by two russianmade missiles from iran. And of course President Trump rejects the notion that this terrible accident may have been a result of his recklessness. I think somebody could have made a mistake on the other side. Could have made a mistake. It was flying. It was flying. Not our system. Has nothing to do with us. It was flying at a pretty rough neighborhood. [ laughter ] jimmy pretty rough neighborhood. Thats why they lock the doors and roll the windows up. Its a rough neighborhood. Thats an insane statement to make. The sky doesnt have neighborhoods. The plane was 8,000 feet in the air. His activities and actions this week are not going to help the president s standing internationally. According to a new poll from pew research, more people in the world trust Vladimir Putin than donald trump. T