A Spokesman Says the man was not armed. He was caught just after passing through the north portico doors. Sounds like your average overly comfortable tourist probably late for the tour. Jon or perhaps the secret service is underselling this incident. Gonzalez entered the unlocked front door of the executive mansion. He then ran more than 30 feet through the entrance hall. Gonzalez then overpowered an agent and ran a hundred feet into the east room. Countless white house receptions and public ceremonies are held, that included parties for heads of state. Even Frank Sinatra. Carrying a three and a half inch knife. 800 rounds of ammo, two ratchets and a machety in his car. claughtern jon oh. Now you may wonder how they knew what was in his car. He had that out. So adorable. By the way, that was a really weird sinatra reference. I think knowing that the long deceased old blue eyes had been in that very room really brought home the urmgency of the attack. How did this intruder get so far in
Little upheavally of late so we thought we would start the week somewhere experiencing a bit of a downheaval. Hong kong. Where last weeks protests have been downgraded from massive, antigovernment rallies to listless teen hang session. laughter which is surprising after days like these. Hundreds of thousands packed the streets of downtown hong kong as police fired as many as 87 cans of tear gas. Determined demonstrators shielding themselves with umbrellas and spawning the socalled umbrella revolution. Jon thanks, china laughter im have to change the name of my new album. laughter you know, i spent a lot of time designing that cover. So the umbrella revolution protesting, anyway . Theyre fighting for what they call a full democracy. They want the right to be able to elect their own leaders. The Central Government in beijing says sure, they can have elections but they can only vote for candidates that have been preapproved by beijing. Jon well, that makes sense, i mean what good is an el
Laughter done and done. But first, as america confronts the seemingly unstoppable dual threats of isis and surprisingly fast white house lawnrunners, we find ourselves selecting a new crop of midterm legislators. Lets go to iowa where Sundays Senate debate saw democrat bruce braley and republican joni ernst present a real choice. Senator ernst would have voted to shut down the federal government with ted cruz, shes called president obama a dictator and thinks impeachment should be on the table. Okay, braley paints ernst as a reactionary. You threatened to sue a neighbor over chickens that came onto your property. laughter jon uhh. Touche . Youre an ultrapartisan ideologue. Oh yeah, well, you dont like having chicken bleep on your lawn boom stay down so ernst has the trespassing chicken vote sewn up. But the ultimate winner can only be decided via an oldfashioned folksyoff. I grew up in a workingclass home in a small farm town. I grew up drinking well water on a southwest iowa farm. My
Porous borders. And while the number of deaths can be counted on two simpsons hands, what are we going to do about it were going to do whatever it takes to make sure that our citizens and our homeland is protected. If youre military commanders tell thaus we need Ground Forces to defight isil, sol be it. What about a mercenary army. Virtual fence. Complete impenetrable border. Double fence, triple fence. Whatever it takes. For the next few months nobody from west africa gets into the jon wow. What a difference. In africa u. S. Travel policy 150 years makes. claughtern you know, i have to say [ they would have love thad proposal two0 200 years ago. But the message is clear, whatever it takes, this government has an obligation to do whatever it takes to protect american lives. Heart disease. It is a leading cause of death, killing 600,000 americans a year. claughtern l jon thats like milwaukee disappearing every year. Thats like if you took all the americans killed by isis and ebola, and
Happiness. laughter i still got it. laughter nine years later it still tastes just as rammy as ever. Nice thing about a dead ram horn, it only it only gets dead ramier. And folks, im already enjoying the traditional Rosh Hashanah treat known among the jewish people and i hope im pronouncing this correctly, apples and chhoney. It expresses our hope for a sweet new year. And Rosh Hashanah Rosh Hashanah is just the beginning of the jewish high holiday fun. From now until yom kippur marks the time of solemn reflection and atonement known as the days of repentance, not to be confused with the upcoming blockbuster, transformers 5 days of repentance. applause stephen the plot centers on optimus primes bar mitzvah and his most difficult transformation yet from boy into a manment and at the end he turns into a pen and pencil set. Traditionally this is a time to apologize to all those you have wronged. Now i do not follow this tradition because i am not jewish and i have never been wrong. laught