Woman and child in america and silkwood shower those [bleep] till election day. Lets do it. Lets do it. applause one group in particular, very up set about the influence that money has on our politics. We must reduce the role of money in politics. Stem the core rosive influence of money in politics. The corrupting influence of money. The unending chase for money threatens to steal our democracy itself. Jon my advice to democracy, is that we could end this chase for money, by having democracy marry a condiments heirress. It, wod for me, but move along, ketchup is taken. laughter perhaps i could set democracy up with bette poupon. laughter whos the heir to the i just like doing his voice. The democrats are outraged. And their outrage is brought to you by, money. laughter the pillow smothering our democracy in its hospital bed. laughter theres only one problem. In the ten senate races where the most outside money has been spent, liberal groups have outspent conservatives 97 million to 79
[laughing] jon really no reason for that. All they do is send us platters of food. They are the loveliest people in the world. Lets begin in dallas where a nurse has contacted ebola from a west african patient. This morning this quaint dallas neighborhood is on high alert. Jon wait, wait. Cleaning guys . Decontaminating ebola and you have cleaning guys. Were bros with a hose not available . I shouldnt worry. They look like a thoroughly professional opportunity. Oh, look a hair pin turn, trying to slow down there goes the ebola all over [laughing] jon as of now the nurse that contacted the rare disease after close contact with the only west african carrier no our country is stable and doing well. Thats from her. Or to put that another way. Another case of ebola in america. A new case ofy bowla. Texas Healthcare Worker does havey bowla. Shocking hospital officials. Fears of ebola. Im scared again. The cdc doesnt know the point of contact. The question is how did she get it . How could sh
You can form a cogent argument. [laughter] or you can stand there quietly and wait for your opponents [bleep] to slip out of his pants. [laughter] as a matter of fact, if4 not for some poorly constructed pantalooms slavery may never have evolved. Paint lincoln. [laughter] the debates are the public of tonights 1240 just try not to Say Something stupid for 90 minutes. [bleep] whats interesting about these midterm debates is republicans and democrats are finally finding some common ground. I do not agree with president obama on his energy policy. I have my disagreements with the president. When you vote with the president 96 of the time, you represent the president s policy. I disagree with the president. Rubber stamp for barack obama i stood you for the president. Barack obama will be down as the worst president. Jon you see. Its common enemy whether its the servants or the self yes or the person we elect to run us. [laughter] in fact. [laughter] Many Republican candidates have sought t
Confirmation hearings currently, theyre busy bleep their pants. I. S. I. S. Has hit us at home. Killed thousands, marching on. Cant bury our heads. Action needs to be taken. Needs to rise to the occasion before we get killed back at home. Jon all of us killed well be the dead as the art of how to properly squire a lady at a cotillion laughter always bring an extra pair of gloves her punch can spill laughter so if youre facing an existential threat for the president to act, but i was under the impression congress could do something about it, like declare war. Why not on your own. My time here in congress, thats not how this happened. The president of the United States would request that support and would supply the wording of a resolution to authorize this force. And at this point in time, weve gonot gotten that request or sen that language. Jon we would help stop the greatest threat this country has known but not if it means being rude. Were not going to be rude. But at least congress
Porous borders. And while the number of deaths can be counted on two simpsons hands, what are we going to do about it were going to do whatever it takes to make sure that our citizens and our homeland is protected. If youre military commanders tell thaus we need Ground Forces to defight isil, sol be it. What about a mercenary army. Virtual fence. Complete impenetrable border. Double fence, triple fence. Whatever it takes. For the next few months nobody from west africa gets into the jon wow. What a difference. In africa u. S. Travel policy 150 years makes. claughtern you know, i have to say [ they would have love thad proposal two0 200 years ago. But the message is clear, whatever it takes, this government has an obligation to do whatever it takes to protect american lives. Heart disease. It is a leading cause of death, killing 600,000 americans a year. claughtern l jon thats like milwaukee disappearing every year. Thats like if you took all the americans killed by isis and ebola, and