shouting cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world audience chanting stephen thank you so much, everybody you wont get that kind of adulation anywhere else in america folks, i have to be straight with you here, while i may be at odds with the current administration, as a patriot, i feel its my duty in a time of war to support our president. And thats enough. laughter cuz i have a lot of problems with what this guy does. And even when i do like what he does, i dont. laughter case in dont his interview last night on this hour has 60 minutes in which he finally addressed why, when it came to addressing syria, he was johnny bomb lately. How did they end up where they are in control of so much terrorist . Of so much territory . Was that a complete surprise to you . Well, i think our head of the intelligence community, jim clapper, has acknowledged that i think they underestimated what had been taking place in syria. Stephen scuse me bombing the middle east and then throwing the c. I. A. Under the bus is kinda george bushs thing. laughter it is true that much of the intelligence turned out to be wrong. Stephen yes, much of the intelligence turned out to be wrong. But not all of it. There was a country called iraq. laughter it will be missed. laughter and its not the first time bush has been ripped off by president barack oroba. laughter take the president s speech last week at the annual u. N. Traffic festival. laughter he stood up in front of that old kitchen backsplash or whatever it is time to remodel, guys and try to talk tough on i. S. I. S. The only language understood by the killers like this is the language of force. So the United States of america will work with a Broad Coalition to dismantle this network of death. No god condones this terror. No grievance justifies these actions. There can be no reasoning, no negotiation with this brand of evil. Stephen sir, we already have a brand of evil. Its toms of maine. laughter maybe tom should leave maine once in a while to find out what toothpaste is supposed to taste like laughter and im not the only one calling him out on this. President obama sure sounded a lot like president bush yesterday. Hes sounding a lot like him these days. Did you hear the speech at the u. N. . Was that voice more like president bush than president obama . This is a speech where if you closed your eyes, you could have heard george w. Bush giving this speech. Stephen yes, every time i close my eyes, i can hear george bush speaking. laughter hold on. Hes talking again. Why, yes, mr. President , i would love to hop on the segue with you and go get a hot dog. Look out for that tree ooh look, sir, i got to go back to the show and do the thing. My eyes are closed. I cant read the scrolly words they have up here. See you later. Bye. What are you gonna steal from bush next, mr. President . cuz youre not fooling anyone even politico pointed out that if you type obamas money phrase network of death into the thesaurus. Com, george w. Bushs axis of evil could very welcome out. Yes, it could very well come out. No, i tried it and it doesnt come out, but if i didnt, it might have. Clearly, president kumbaya is just trying to look tough in the middle east by madlibbing the greatest hits of the bush administration. I dread the day when Mission Accomplished becomes job did. laughter applause but folks, whether or not obama is up for didding the job, we know that after 2016, barack obama will be leaving office. Weak move, mr. President. Never announce a timetable for withdrawal laughter of course, the power vacuum he leaves behind may be filled by Hillary Clinton, an Unstoppable Force on an inevitable path towards maybe announcing a candidacy. laughter and big announcement this weekend makes her even more maybe. Its a girl. A girl for Chelsea Clinton and her husband marc mezvinsky. Charlotte clinton mezvinsky. Its the first child for clinton and her husband marc and the first grandchild for the former president and secretary of state. Stephen yet another hillary flipflop. Four days ago, she wasnt a grandmother, now she claims she is. How can we trust her . applause now, id like to take a moment to congratulate the happy family. Charlotte is a beautiful baby hope you keep her as far away from partisan politics as possible. But i just gotta say, charlotte . Kind of suspicious she was named after the largest city in a major swing state. applause stephen if it had been a boy, would we be celebrating the birth of little baby akron . And ive got to talk about the el fact in the room by which i mean all the elephants in the room. The baby reportedly has an elephantthemed nursery. The nursery will be decorated with elephants, of course, the mascot of the republican party. Stephen yes, a nursery decorated with adorable republican elephants. They borrowed the design from paul ryans bedroom. applause and you know its a cynical ploy to appeal to republicanleaning swing voters because it was premeditated. Right before her baby was born, Chelsea Clinton conveniently helped launch a line of elephantthemed gifts to benefit groups working to stop the poaching of african elephants. A likely story. No one poaches african elephants. Theyre so much better fried. laughter stephen oh, they are. Hear the audience going, ooh ooh well, as cute as baby charlotte is, hillarys road to the white house is about to be derailed by the grandmother of all scandals. Because freebeacon. Com yes, that freebeacon. Com has uncovered a single letter hillary sent in 1971 to none other than saul alinsky. Yes. Saul alinsky. audience reacts a name instantly familiar to anyone currently watching this in the middle of a sociology lecture about saul alinsky. Alinsky was not only a dangerous farleft social activist known for his book rules for radicals, he was also the man who framed roger rabbit. laughter this letter is devastating for clinton. After all, alinsky was a Community Organizer from chicago a death sentence for anyone who wants to be president. Plus, im pretty sure bill clinton had an affair with alinskys daughter, monocle. laughter applause and hillarys deep radicalization and close ties to alinsky are made achingly clear by the way she asks when his book was coming out, and that she missed their bienial conversations. Typical liberal deviance. Even their time frames are bi. But the most shocking thing about hillarys pen pal scandal or penghazi is how few people are shocked by it. Take it from constantly shocked jock rush limbaugh. A lot of driveby media people who are supposed to be fascinated by the events they cover. Are not in the slightest curious about a bunch of old letters that Hillary Clinton wrote, way back when, have surfaced. It turns out she was sending letters to alinsky left and right. Stephen yes, hillary was writing alinsky left and right. In that her single note contains a bunch of letters that are read from left to right. laughter this is just proof that even though shes been scrutinized for decades as secretary of state, a president ial candidate, senator and first lady but theres so much we still dont know about her. For instance, i went even further back into her mysterious past and obtained a letter hillary wrote in 1953. It proves she was in communication with a foreign leader. It starts dear santa. I believe thats a spanish name laughter she goes on to collude with this redcoat known for supporting slave labor and the exclusion of jews. laughter then hillary proves her socialist bonafides by demanding an itemized list of free handouts. And no surprise she ends the letter by attacking Americas Energy producers p. S. Please dont put coal in my stocking. laughter well be right back there it is. This is where i met your grandpa. Right under this tree. man some things are Worth Holding onto. Theyre hugging the tree. man thats why we got a subaru. Or was it that tree . man introducing the allnew subaru outback. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Stephen welcome back. Thanks so much cheers and applause nation, im no fan of korean dictator and evil potato kim jong un. Ive told you before about this mans sick affection for things like industrial lubricant and mushrooms. For those without high def tvs, kims the one in the middle. laughter but now, the unthinkable has kim happened. North koreas leader hasnt been seen in public for three weeks. State tv reports kim jong un is suffering from discomfort. Some are speculating the 31yearold is suffering from some sort of Health Problem according to his weight gain as well as a recent limp. The brilliant comrade, as he is known, has gout, which is caused by too much booze and rich food. Stephen which has the people of north korea in a state of utter confusion because their language has no word for too much food. laughter and kimwatchers like me know what food hes toomuching of. North Korean Leader is putting his health at serious risk due to dangerously High Consumption of cheese. The 31yearold has packed on a lot of weight in a short period of time due to the large amount of imported swiss cheese he keeps eating. The dictator is obsessed with cheese. Theres word he fell in love with swiss cheese when he studied in switzerland. Stephen yes, switzerland. laughter kims massive cheese consumption is all the more amazing when you consider that north korea has yet to achieve cracker technology. laughter kims favorite cheese is emmental, a cheese made in switzerland. You can tell its swiss because it tastes neutral, and the holes can be used for storing nazi gold. laughter and now it looks like kim is really . Youre nazi gold fans . laughter really . Dont tease him about the nazi gold where were the nazis supposed to put it . He was really hard on the nazis, stephen. Its been a long time. And now and now cheers and applause they lost the war. Its not bad enough . laughter and now and now and now it looks like kim is about to be dairy unhappy. laughter jim . North korean dictator kim jong un will not be getting topquality cheese anytime soon. The head of one of frances finest cheesemaking schools says north korea approached her last month asking if some of lil kims people could train at the facility. She says she politely turned them down. Stephen gee, kim. I know we are sworn enemies, but still, i cant help but feel bad that someone has cut your cheese. laughter especially since, here in america, cheese is everywhere we have blocks of cheese, strings of cheese, doodles of cheese, creams of cheese, cans of cheese, fountains of cheese, cakes of cheese, and its of cheese. On sundays, americans watch sports while eating cheese balls and wearing cheese hats, and the next day at work we discuss the game while gathering around the cheese cooler. laughter hey, whats this . Oh, its the rest of my lunch, a 20pound wedge of emmental cheese. cheers and applause mmmmm mmmmm oh, yeah guess ill have to finish it. Mmm cheering applause tastes like freedom. laughter mmm. Getting a big ol knot of liberty in my chest. So kim jong un, americas mortal enemy, if you ever want some emmental, just come to new york. Ill have a delicious block waiting for you. laughter well be right back. 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Hersheys is mine, yours, our chocolate. Stephen welcome back my guest tonight is a worldrenowned chef and tv host. Ill ask where you get that oven that always has the meal ready in it. Please welcome jamie oliver cheers and applause stephen hey, jamie thanks for coming on nice to meet you all right. Weve got a little food to eat later which im very excited about. Yeah, we do. Stephen but lets get to the heat of the meat if you will. You are a worldrenowned chef and your book is called comfort food the ultimate weekend cookbook. Yes, sir. Stephen arent you mr. Eat healthy, let me go to your school and ruin nuggets for you . Comfort food, this has calories. Ive always celebrated the joy of cooking real food. Definitely in this day and age, you have to watch what you eat for sure. There is a lot of stuff thats healthy but the indulgent stuff, you cant make a healthy pie. Its impossible impossible. You cant make a healthy dessert. Its impossible. But for the love of god, youve got to eat that stuff cheers and applause stephen so what youre saying is, if youre going to do it, dont halfass it, go all the way . Yes, for sure i mean, not every day. But definitely, this is the stuff memories are made of stephen are these your childhood recipes . These are incredibly comforting dishes. Theyre almost coma food. Were these dishes your childhood dishes . Some of them were. Some are the food from my childhood, the stuff any nan did, my granddad did, my mom, the weekends, the barbecue and stuff like that. But in these days, i think its nice to reach out to social media and we did this thing on instagram where we asked the community wheres your comfort food . And it went crazy. The importance of study and test and cook comfort food from all around the world. Stephen why is it comforting other than the fact that it puts you down like an old dog . Before we had xanax, we had mashed poat at amashed potatoes. It releases endorphins and all kinds of things. Theres something about a pie or meatballs or something that makes you feel like youre getting a hug. Stephen and your body hugs you all the time. Yes. Stephen its like another person on you. laughter you cant rush this food, its stuff you have to put love into. Stephen i have a problem with that. Why . Stephen this is america, i want to eat fast and go back to my internet. laughter you have a favorite comfort food you could serve me . Ive got one from my childhood. Stephen i have one, too. Can i give it to you . Stephen yes, can i give it to you, too . Yes. Stephen what do you have . A pudding. Stephen i have a blueberry cobbler. Whoo stephen if i do that with mine, its going to be a mess. Okay. Stephen okay, here we go. No, this is basically kind of an edition of my nah ans pudding. Stephen thats a form of decoupage . Yes, if you brush it on, it stains inside. No, it goes wafer thin crisp once youve done it but it gets better. What you can do, once you brush this beautiful thing this is a beautiful thing. What i do is i get beautiful dates, thats the secret iningredient, and i rehydrate them in earl grey tea. Thats a twist of flavor. Stephen when you Start Cooking youre like a marvel superhero laughter you talk in a completely different way once youve done that, i like to simply fill the o orifice with audience reacts and then, like the james bond champagne, if you can just cut yourself a w wedge, a regular portion, and just let it all ooze out. Stephen ahhh oh, jesus oh, my god and thats a big portion, dude. Stephen thats a regular portion . Okay. This is blueberry cobbler. It gets the taste buds going. Believe me. Oh, no, this is good this is impressive stephen thank you very much. Ill give you my regular portion of blueberry cobbler. laughter ill take a little ice cream right there, okay, put that on the side, and just a little laughter all right, cheers, cheers. Whatever you do, get some sweet part there. Ready . Yeah. Stephen all right. Mmm mmm stephen i have found this interview. So comforting. cheers and applause jamie oliver, thank you so much jamie oliver, comfort food well be right back cheers and applause stephen thats it for the report, everybody this is so damn good good night cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org this happened on kickstarter today. Currently one of six of the hottest kick startees. Show me the money. John. Bring it,. Now thats what i call a money shot. Thank you. Hooray, yes