but we ve got a valentine s day card from a very important person today and it s our favorite vp. take it away kamala. hey valentine. there s a time to celebrate valentine s day and that time is now, for celebrating. because it s the time. love kamala. [cackling laugh] greg: how sweet of her. i think she sent a few. here s another. hey valentine. thanks for the candy, but i would have preferred a venn diagram and a yellow school bus you could see with your own eyes. [cackling laugh] love kamala. greg: last one. hey valentine, [cackling laugh] love kamala. greg: that works. she s a delight. all right. let s talk about mayor pete. you know the guy oh, wow. rush to judgment here. the guy with the round head, goofy face, flapy ears. you keep seeing him and wonder where do you insert the batteries. he s transpo him. you heard about the train derailment over east palestine yo? here s a recap. insane video over east palestine a small town near the pa border, a fr
greg: oh, look a that. unlike trinidad and tobago she only needs one name, host of kennedy on fox business, it s kennedy. [cheers and applause] greg: he s so sharp we re handing out band-aids to the audience, contributing editor at the spectator, chadwick moore. [cheers and applause] greg: she s so hip grandpas want her as a replacement. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: and when he steps out of the shower, the national weather service issues a fog warning. pretty good. that was a good one. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus. [cheers and applause] greg: that was a lot of work. before we get to some news stories, it s friday so it s time to braid my hair. i kid. it s time for this. greg s leftovers. mmm. greg: yeah, i love them. you love them. so let s love them together. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t read this week and as always it is my first time reading these. so if they suck, it s
backdoor man. but you know you might be dangerous, too, according to the fbi. and you don t even have to be an angry parent at a school board meeting. you just have to use words. yeah, turns out new fbi documents released this week through a toy i can t request reveal the bureau uses internets slang to seek out violent extremism on line odd terms linked to racially violent extremism. words like based larping and red pill. remains in terms that could be used in a con that don t in racist views. based is someone converted to racist ideology. so they must be keeping a close eye on joy reed right? doesn t based mean you re based in facts? you re grounded in logic not wokeness? perhaps that s why it s being targeted. then you have larping which stands for live action role play. you know those words that dress up as knights and wizards until a jock walking through the park stuffs them in a trash can? the fbi says larping is a term used by extremist to accuse others as not being as
i have been a fan of brand for decades ever since his talk show big brothers big mouth it is show that was so outrageous legal wouldn t even let us show it. which sucks but even at the start of his career he was aw brilliant brain in search ofucks food at a time when the shelves were bare but now most abrupt change in any career since o.j. simpson. [laughter] brand was a great comedian, successful actor, bigger than most rock stars it helped that he looked like rases putin had sex with janis joplin and play rock stars in movies because he was better at it than they were and before sober proved no amount of drugs could take himug down so comedian movie star married to hyperarctic and tall and handsome and inspired me to get hair plugs on my chests. and what does he do? h he walks away from it, he walks away from it like hunter biden strolling away from a strippers baby. literally he lets it go. and for what e to dleo a podcast because you know we don t have enough of them.
i call it, everybody run! it s the attack on brass. why are the democrats so evil? [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: you know, sometimes i think he takes my direction too literally. i said, you know, it s about attacking children and he goes the attack on brats. like a 1950s horror movie about sausage. tonight i dedicate my monologue to the next generation because someone s got to look out for them t democrats certainly aren t. fact is we re in a cultural war and the kids are caught in the cross fire literally if they re in chicago or baltimore or dc. if the mayor stands for d after their name it stands for duck. post covid there s a new pandemic out there kids killing kids. according to the wall street journal violence among kids has soared since 2020, it s a stain on this country spreading faster than the one on joe biden s pants. homicides by juveniles acting alone rose 30% in 2020 from a year earlier, while those committed by multiple kids were up 66%. and murders