gas stoves. [ laughter ] he s so hot, he can be my twin brother. you know it. oh, i am exaggerating. anyway, i am way hotter. we are going to tackle the whole biden classified biden scandal in minutes. first, let s do this, shall we? the audience decide the story. yeah, we are the only show that does this but for a reason. here is a refresher, i am going to giver you two topics and whichever gets the most applause wins. by the way, it is the same way pete picks out a speedo. open the drapes. topic one, barkley raised the u.s. gdp in the first quarter sees a mild rece rece recession led by the rise of con assumption. all right, let s hear your applause. sorry. not jazz, i take it. here is the second story. we got an update on the canadian high school teacher. [ applause ] [ cheers ] well, i guess it is out of my hands. it sucks. it sucks. we had three qualifier experts on remote to explain the economic forecast. i feel kind of bad, look at him. oh well. oh well.
not really. but part of a new segment i like to call these are terrible people! who suck! greg: thank you. that was created by my nephew allen for his art class. they like to keep the inmates busy. he ll be out in three years. so first during questioning by special counsel john durham on tuesday an fbi analyst claims the fbi offered ex british agent christopher steel a million bucks if he could corroborate the allegations against candidate trump that were made in the dossier back in 2016. now talk about creating an incentive to lie, offering seven figures for a pee tape. hell i could have made one for him for four, five hundred bucks. in the fox news men s room. or best offer. kneel ca veto owes me a favor. plus he looks good in a wig and can do a russian accent. but why so much money? could it be that steel would need part of that money to pay the corroborateers? he gets paid perhaps to pay off witnesses? it s entirely possible. at any rate the whole thing is seedier t
greg: feds are hot. imagine if they did this to hillary s closet. what do you think they would find there? true. she s killed more people than alec baldwin. oh, stop it. of course, the new angle for the media is the president raids his opponent s home but it s the republicans who pounce. so it s now you who s the threat. forget people trying to kill supreme court justices or killing cops, they forget the culprit to their fancy stereotypes which often look like this. that s actually, that s not photo shopped tyrus. until they face possibilities of violence based on words of everyday people reacting to a news event that takes up their lives, arresting them for thought crimes can t be far behind which is something that s literally impossible for our president to be charged with. but remember to them words are the same as violence. meanwhile real violence burning down a couple city blocks is something you had coming. calls of nbc actually combed through pro trump message boa
matter to them. here s a fun story about new york. a thug knocked out a diner in an unprovoked attack leaving him in a coma with a fractured scull. i told you it was fun. the attacker recently got out of prison for rape. i know he s probably a victim of the system. and by system, i mean what we used to call law and order. so where is he now? well, after his charge for accidented murder was downgraded to a misdemeanor, he s out on no cash bail. because trying to kill someone isn t that much different these days than loitering. and now he s free to beat and rape again. so audience, have fun walking back to your cars. [laughter] greg: because keeping him behind bars would have made him the victim. and that s his job, making victims. weren t we told bail reform was only for nonviolent felonies? but it s a bait and switch like when i order steak medium well and the waiter punches me in the face instead. once again the politicians left wing das and judges play russian roulette wi
own country. russian men fleeing russia to avoid military mobilization. now the kremlin is calling these reports an exaggeration and fake news, and you may say, are they right? no, they are not, because the pictures don t low. let s show you what s actually happening on the ground. i ll put up the map to show the routes outside of russia. you see the dotted lines. okay, so as you get to each of these crossings, there are long lines eof cars waiting. that s what it looks like. here s the scene in finland. officials now reconsidering banning most russians from entering the country because of the traffic. in georgia, brake lights for as far as the eye can see. reports now that the exit line stretches more than six miles. and this was the scene earlier today along the russian border with kazakhstan. most of the traffic going in just one direction, out of russia. at moscow s main airport, lines. look at that. how many women do you see? not have many. young men fleeing russia. for