aw! greg: you know it s illegal to write poodles dressed up as a cowgirl? ha-ha. greg: just checking. we re breaking new ground. it s time for scratch-n-sniff monologue. this has never been done and probably for good reason, but it s true. at any moment, you, dear viewer, will be asked to scratch the tv screen when an image appears, and then you have to guess what that image smells like. i know! there s something wrong with me. there s something wrong with me, but isn t this fun? it s a special treat for all of you at home and for our fans watching for free at best buy. so let s go to the 1st one. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. all right. huh? huh? oh yeah, there you go. the scratch-n-sniff. get up there. get up to your screen. smell it. smell it. smell your fingers. get up there. all right, what s that smell like? what s that smell like? now if you guessed parmesan cheese, you win. but we will accept crisco, because we know he does. hunter claims his dad viewed him
just like pat boone in those really factor commercials. [laughter] but we got preempted last night for a rehash of the january 6th show trial. i know, it is like getting bombed for an infomercial created for and by buttheads. the upside is by taping this show on thursday, i get friday off, so while you are watching this, i am not really here. i am here. yeah, looks like i am having fun. [laughs] hope i don t get the pox again. even though we were on thursday, we did the show anyway because i did not want to cancel my amazing panel. and brian kilmeade. [laughter] if he is not on the air, people worry that he will want to hang out. right. greg: and if he finds out he is not on tv, he throws more tantrums than joy behar when the zoo forgets her eating time. we also got the amazing tulsi gabbard! [applause] one of the few reasonable people left on this planet. i say that so she will let me stay at her pad in hawaii. okay, fine. greg: or hawaii. there you go. greg: you
for air and breathing especially in the times. with that, tonight monologue. how about that monkeypox? [laughter] there s a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkeypox. let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang now the encloser. but i
air and breathe, especially in ugly times. so with that, on to tonight s monologue. so, how about that monkey pox? there is a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkey pox. for an update let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang now the
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