she s harder to get rid of than brian kilmeade. and, if you look, her eyes, they re crazier than ever. she doesn t have betty davis eyes, she has marty feldman eyes. i miss him. but imagine sitting next to that on a long flight. no wonder bill preferred epstein s jet. all right, people. that was one of the reasons. the in flight massages. but after two years of democrats telling us that it was worse than 9/11 to say that an election was stolen, what s their new message? take it away crazy lady. hello indivisibles. i m here to highlight something that is keeping me up at night, right wing extremists already have a plan to literally steal the next presidential election. greg:. greg: indefensibles. are those like little sandwiches? yeah, i bet that s what s keeping her up at night. not her drunk husband and the cackling of two hooters waitresses playing nude twister downstairs. saying that ace jealous purpose. she claims that even the 2024 election, which is more than two
greg: speaking of banks, did you hear what s going down at goldman sachs. the perks that you used to enjoy your job is disappearing faster than whoopi goldberg s jewish fan base. according to the new york post, they re taking away the free coffee perks for the goldman sachs employees, i know, stop the presses, or, at least, the french presses. i know. that s why i sit down here and you re in the audience. so, now those bankers will have to pay for it like the rest of us, just like i do for those massages. bill hemmer has such strong hands. sadly, as the new york post reports, goldman sachs employees return to work on tuesday to find out that they would have to pay for the crappy coffee. that s the post s words, not mine. i m guessing it s starbuck which i happen to like. you know what i say? i like my coffee the tway i like my joy reid black and really bitter. to quote one worker, they were greeted by a sign and a woman yelling at them the coffee was no longer complem
made here in the 90s. but you re actually super famous here everybody tells me how much they miss their dirty hasselhoff. greg: it s true it took me three years to get the stench out. anyway, do you feel you re being primed for something, like the ufc does for weeks before their next big pay purview. the media trying to gear us up for the ultimate showdown between biden and trump. fighting out of the record corner with a record of 1-1 standing 6 3 245 pounds hailing from mar-a-lago florida by way of nyc, donald the disrupter trump. and fighting out of the blue corner with a record of 50 years of mistakes and two years of embarrassments, standing six feet tall napping at three feet tall, and weighing in at 180 pounds depending on his last bowel movement. emily: oh, god. greg: joe the commented old circus monkey biden. [cheers and applause] greg: see how fair and balanced that was? talk about a buildup, right? you ve got january 6th theater then you got the raid and al
greg: at least we know they re still alive. but even though kat s not back, look who is. yes, another blond psychopath. oh, she s not that bad. okay, she is you know, i bet she was the secretary of state. you know, i was the secretary of state. i spent, you know, many days on airplanes flying from place to place encouraging people to have a real democracy and one of the hall marks of a i real democracy is the peaceful transfer of power. greg: yeah. well, you know what else is a hallmark of democracy? a free and fair election and the right to pitch about it if you didn t think it was just that. you know, kind of like you did, you old gas bag in sensible shoes. and hillary, you remember libya s peaceful transfer of power right? it ended up with two civil wars murdered americans and you saying, what difference does it make. anyway apparently she was a guest on the view, which is like sprinkling saw dust on vomit. i don t even know what that means really, if that s a good t
novelist and literary critic walter kirn. [applause] she is so southern she sleeps in a deep fryer. cohost of the bottom line launches january 23rd. dagen mcdowell. [applause] she is the girl of your dreams if you have a 104 fever. [laughs] fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] and finally, the great barrier reef is his loofah, massive side kick in the world heavyweight champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right before we get to some new stories that are all the document scandal it s time for this. greg s leftovers. greg: i love this. where i read the joke so we didn t use this week and as always is my first time reading them so that they aren t funny don t blame me i checked out months ago. here we go. convicted sex trafficker is teaching etiquette classes to fellow inmates. that is not even the punch line. lessons includes table manners, formal greetings and folded bedsheets with the neck. also among our top rules it s never polite to ask a teenager how o