Ronny hey, welcome to the daily show im ronny chieng weve got a great show for you tonight. Donald trump finally made some black friends. Joe biden has his hand up cookie monsters ass. And Jordan Klepper talks to the last nikki haley fan. So lets get right into our ongoing coverage of indecision 2024. [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with the race to control the senate. One of the tightest races is in arizona, and although we dont know whos going to win, we already know who is going to lose. Breaking news from the nations capital. Independent senator Kyrsten Sinema of arizona announcing she will not run for reelection. Polling in the last months has shown her with support of just 1525 , losing to gallego and kari lake. She met the ire of a great Many Democrats around the country, refusing to pass filibuster reform that would have allowed for the protection of abortion around the country and to codify roe v. Wade. In 2022, sinema blocked a critical spending bill to protect a t
From hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. Terry bradshaw and howie long. Ronnie chan and Rashad Jennings. Plus, music from brothers osborne with cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel jimmy, im the host of this show. Thank you for watching at home. And thanks for joining us. Please relax. I got to tell you, its not a great night to be in a crowd. Were getting hit pretty hard by covid here at the show. Three of the five members of our band, the cletones, are out sick tonight. We and i said it once, ive said it a hundred times. You shouldnt be sharing one trombone. You should each have your own. Our bandleader cleto, our drummer jonathan, our bass player, ronda, are all out with covid. I guess what, you guys werent invited to the orgy or what . The great jimmy earl and Kevin Stevens are filling in. Welcome back, jimmy. How are you . We say hello to the paxlovid five, everybody, and. I also would like welcome those of you who are still conscious after the monday night Football
Desi welcome to the daily show im desi lydic. Weve got so much to talk about tonight. King charles gets haunted by his own portrait, trump and biden finally set a date, and we find out which bacterial infection is sponsoring the olympics so lets get into headlines [cheers and applause] lets begin with king charles the undisputed winner of white privilege. Its been one year since he was crowned eldest boy, and he just got the photos developed. Mixed reaction this afternoon on the portrait just unveiled of king charles. Take a look. It is the first since his coronation. The oil on canvas work of art features the king dressed in all red with a red background. Hes wearing the uniform of the welsh guards, but theres also a butterfly landing over his right shoulder. Desi oh, god i just remembered i have to buy tampons. Buy tampons. Now obviously, this is a pretty big departure from other portraits of the royal family. For example, Queen Elizabeth was often painted with her beloved corgis. Co
Desi welcome to the daily show im desi lydic. Weve got so much to talk about tonight. King charles gets haunted by his own portrait, trump and biden finally set a date, and we find out which bacterial infection is sponsoring the olympics so lets get into headlines [cheers and applause] lets begin with king charles the undisputed winner of white privilege. Its been one year since he was crowned eldest boy, and he just got the photos developed. Mixed reaction this afternoon on the portrait just unveiled of king charles. Take a look. It is the first since his coronation. The oil on canvas work of art features the king dressed in all red with a red background. Hes wearing the uniform of the welsh guards, but theres also a butterfly landing over his right shoulder. Desi oh, god i just remembered i have to buy tampons. Buy tampons. Now obviously, this is a pretty big departure from other portraits of the royal family. For example, Queen Elizabeth was often painted with her beloved corgis. Co
[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] desi hello welcome to the daily show im desi lydic. Weve got so much to talk about tonight. Ireland facetimes new york, eric adams just keeps getting weirder, and chatgpt is coming for your man. But first, the trump trial is back in session, so its time for another installment of americas most tremendously wanted. [cheers and applause] the whole thing is a scam. Desi donald trump is entering his second month of the trial, and his courthouse is becoming a pilgrimage site for all of his supporters and wannabe vps. This week alone, we saw vivek ramaswamy, j. D. Vance, mike johnson, and whoever this guy is. Its like the met gala for people who dont believe in womens rights. [applause] [cheers and applause] yep. But of all the people who came out to support trump, nobody and i mean nobody did it weirder than alabama senator tommy tuberville. First of all, im disappointed in the courtroom. It is depressing. That courtroom is depressing. This is new