[cheers and applause] desi hello welcome to the daily show im desi lydic. Weve got so much to talk about tonight. Ireland facetimes new york, eric adams just keeps getting weirder, and chatgpt is coming for your man. But first, the trump trial is back in session, so its time for another installment of americas most tremendously wanted. [cheers and applause] the whole thing is a scam. Desi donald trump is entering his second month of the trial, and his courthouse is becoming a pilgrimage site for all of his supporters and wannabe vps. This week alone, we saw vivek ramaswamy, j. D. Vance, mike johnson, and whoever this guy is. Its like the met gala for people who dont believe in womens rights. [applause] [cheers and applause] yep. But of all the people who came out to support trump, nobody and i mean nobody did it weirder than alabama senator tommy tuberville. First of all, im disappointed in the courtroom. It is depressing. That courtroom is depressing. This is new york city, icon of ou
Ronny welcome to the daily show im ronny chieng. And hes jordan klepper. Jordan i actually am and weve got so much to talk about tonight. Congress finally passes a bill. Tennessee teachers are getting strapped. And pickleball is coming for your family. So lets get into the headlines. [cheers and applause] lets begin with the a major announcement from the president of the united states. It is a good day for america, its a good day for europe, and its a good day for world peace. Jordan ooh, a good day for world peace ive wanted one of those i wonder what happened. Did the nations of the world finally band together to outlaw war . Did they finally buy everyone in the world a coke . Is there finally peace between kendrick and drake . What is it . Moments ago at the white house, President Biden signed a longawaited aid package for ukraine, israel, and taiwan into law. In total, about 95 billion will go toward assisting ukraine and israels war efforts and money to counter chinas aggression i
Ronny welcome to the daily show im ronny chieng. And hes jordan klepper. Jordan i actually am and weve got so much to talk about tonight. Congress finally passes a bill. Tennessee teachers are getting strapped. And pickleball is coming for your family. So lets get into the headlines. [cheers and applause] lets begin with the a major announcement from the president of the united states. It is a good day for america, its a good day for europe, and its a good day for world peace. Jordan ooh, a good day for world peace ive wanted one of those i wonder what happened. Did the nations of the world finally band together to outlaw war . Did they finally buy everyone in the world a coke . Is there finally peace between kendrick and drake . What is it . Moments ago at the white house, President Biden signed a longawaited aid package for ukraine, israel, and taiwan into law. In total, about 95 billion will go toward assisting ukraine and israels war efforts and money to counter chinas aggression i
Jon yeah welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Weve got a show youre going to be very excited that you tuned in tonight. Ill be talking to the great Salman Rushdie will be joining us later, about his new book, knife. Fabulous book and great surprises. But before that, its a big day for donald trump. Huge. His campaign for president was interrupted today by the trial about the other time he tried to run for president. Lets check in on the latest in another installment of americas most tremendously wanted. [cheers and applause] the whole thing is a scam. Jon after a week of jury selection, today, it was finally time for opening statements. And it turns out the prosecution and the defense dont see eye to eye. The prosecution arguing that trumps alleged scheme to keep an adult film actress quiet is election interference, pure and simple, in those words. Trump defense lawyer todd blanche told the jury that the former president , though, did
The daily show my name is jon stewart. Weve got an unbelievable show tonight. Christiane amanpour will be joining us. Shes fabulous. [cheers and applause] but first, the big news today the world ended i think . Are we still on . I dont know. There was an eclipse it happened the sun and the moon did the thing everyones been saying they were gonna do for centuries the path got totalitied and now both planets will go back to years of ignoring each other, before they inevitably hook up again. Textbook toxic relationship. But not everyone was happy about todays celestial seasonings. For danger lurks fox news alert. A rare celestial event collides with a policy failure on the ground. The southern border will be directly in the path of totality today when the moon covers the sun for nearly 4 minutes. Were told officials are bracing for higher traffic than usual. That means a real opportunity for smugglers and cartels and migrants to come right in. Jon or they just wait til nighttime. [cheers