Page to the anger of some customers. Ceo jeff bezos responding personally. Facebook continuing to face zuckerberger mark allowed a post suggesting looters be shot from President Trump to stand. A report that has been somewhat debated, sending the markets to new highs. I want to bring in abigail been covering has all the action. Lots of debates about the job numbers, whether or not they are correct. Investors looking optimistic either way. Abigail they are looking optimistic irrespective of those job numbers. If you believe them, even though there is some question, larry kudlow had allowed for some possibility that there was a grounding situation in the way that bls counted certain americans and those jobs. Tons of optimism. At the end of the day, it is very positive in terms of the reopening. The real stir of the animal spirits remains the fed and liquidity they have been pumping into the system. Eyese day, record closing about the nasdaq composite and nasdaq 100. At the end of the day
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Hands to another. The warriors will be playing without a crowd. But basketball games in the pros have been played without fans before. The clippers did it for many years. [ applause ] and in part, in part because of all these cancellations, a lot of people dont seem to know what to think about the coronavirus, what to feel. Should i be scared . Are people overreacting . Whats true, whats not true . Its totally normal to feel that way. Many have the same thoughts. So i thought this might help. These are the five stages of coronavirus, so first you have denial. Im not going to get the coronavirus. Only old people, Chinese People and people on cruise ships get that. Second, anger. Why isnt there any toilet paper at target . Is everybody nuts . Then bargaining. Theres no purel, maybe ill make my own sanitizer with jergens and vodka. Next comes depression. I cant believe they canceled coachella, im not going to get to see Carly Ray Jepsen for a year now. And finally, acceptance, which is he
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Major events are being canceled, postponed. The tax deadline may even be postponed. Theyre thinking about pushing tax day past april 15th. Jeff bezos heard that and said, wow, whats tax day . The ncaa announced that march madness will go on but with no fans. There will be no spectators, outside of the players families. They should also consider playing without a ball. Thats just a petri the warriors will be playing without a crowd. But basketball games in the pros have been played without fans before. The clippers did it for many years. [ applause ] and in part, in part because of all these cancellations, a lot of people dont seem to know what to think about the coronavirus, what to feel. Should i be scared . Are people overreacting . Whats true, whats not true . Its totally normal to feel that way. Many have the same thoughts. So i thought this might help. These are the five stages of coronavirus, so first you have denial. Im not going to get the coronavirus. Only old people, Chinese