He was such a positive dude before this. [ laughter ] what hes doing in the white house, nobody knows. Hes been tweeting, we do know that. Sometimes he leaves to play golf. And that seems to be it, which is weird, because it almost seems hypocritical coming from the guy who likes to say this. These people do nothing. They talk a big game and they do nothing. Theyve done nothing, they do nothing. I see these phoneys, the donothing democrats. They keep talking, they do nothing about it, they do nothing about it. I call them the donothing democrats. The donothing democrats and they are do nothing. Joe biden wouldnt have done anything. The democrats have been playing at it for years and havent done anything. Hell say, oh, yes, we did this he did nothing. He did nothing and he got nominated. 47 years he did nothing. For the most part they did lil. I did so much. I did everything and more than everything. Jimmy and more. No president has done more everything than him. [ applause ] this is hi
Thanksgiving turkey, and bill gates joins me on the show so lets do this people welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor okay. Before we get into the serious news, i wanted to kick things off with an adorable story that will almost definitely be turned into a secondrate Christmas Special next year. Well, it may just be new yorks unofficial new holiday mascot. A small owl found inside the Rockefeller Christmas tree tree. A worker found it tucked away in the branches. Its a small bird called a saw wood owl, the smallest in the northeast, recovering at the ravens beard wildlife center. Its getting lots of love and attention and has its own twitter page. Very nice, and its own little turtleneck, too. Trevor oh my god can we take a second to appreciate how frickin cute this owl is . Baby yoda probably put a hit on him as we speak. Hes so cute, i want
To win is because he lost. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and those dont go together. But ill tell you something. Theres no room for pessimism in the white house. Raceively, sexism, yes, but no pessimism. [ laughter ] the big orange guy is said to be feeling blue. Poutus is reportedly dejected and fuming. [ laughter ] and soon hes going to understand what it feels like to be evicted from your home in the middle of a pandemic. [ laughter ] we got a brief glimpse of the president yesterday at Arlington National cemetery, but he hasnt spoken in public since a week ago. This was the president s schedule today. 12 30, he had lunch with the vice president. And that was that. [ laughter ] does he know that hes still president for two more months . Or is he just hiding . Boy, i would have loved to have been at that lunch. What do you think they talked about . Mike pence knows whats up. Hes sitting there going, yes, sir, well be here for four more years for sure. Its like going to your grandpa in th
That was the one that was the one, that was the one this ones from torlumis9 she said, expelled my kid from home school. Well, i think thats pretty common right now thats a good one. This is from moonanawbit1. She said, very close to befriending a volleyball my quarantine in six words this ones from mike t. Barrett. Says funyuns for dinner okay, breakfast too. Oh, this ones from gumgummerson. We love gumgummerson. Always sends us things thank you, gum. gumgummerson says, toilet paper is our god now. [ laughter ] i should say thank you to our, my camera operator my wife nancy. Thank you, nancy for being there and not laughing youre welcome. Jimmy not one joke, here we go that was the one, that was the one this ones from ryan labarge it says, is seven hot pockets too many the answer is no seven hot pockets is not too many this is from susan pickover. This says, this ends in divorce or murder come on now. Come on, now thats very funny. This ones from elcaptainsaucy. Oh, this is great. It
Honoured. Kelvin and otis pick will be their rumba. Kelvin, of course, was a late entry after another contestant dropped out because of injury. It feels, you know, as crazy as it sounds, really. I dont think you could have written that scenario. I wasnt in the original line up, like you say, and to be here, 12, 13 weeks later, going into the final, is, um. Yeah, its been incredible. And for their favourite dance, theyve chosen their samba. The judges have decided their pick for emma and anton will be their charleston. Emma says shes happy to still be in the contest, after a less than successful rumba in week seven. Its unbelievable, because i thought after rumba week that we were definitely going home, because we were bottom of the leaderboard. So its absolutely. Itsa dream. Im the biggest stritcly come dancing fan, and to actually say that ive made the final, i actually still cant believe it. And for their favourite dance, theyve gone for their viennese waltz. Karim and amysjudges pic