Is a good way to prove you havent disappeared. So, well, first of all, we documented the pregnancy, and thats right, joe biden appeared making a special i loved on snapchats daily political Jerry Seinfelds comedian show yesterday seth yes, great film they were only able to tell it creating his special. Was joe biden from the thumbprint and so its kind of like that if he had been pregnant and we dont know that he the fbi has seized the cell wasnt, actually phone of republican senator seth thats true alexander hammer richard burr as part of an investigation into whether he yes, he directed it and is used information from a editing it coronavirus intelligence briefing to sell stocks. He edited beyonces its also incriminating that homecoming. Right after the meeting, he he is really, like, creating it signed up for netflix and hulu and shaping it and were really proud of it and we hope people like it so, he knew something was seth i cant wait to see that coming i cant look at that, just ac
Fdadisapproved drugs. And telling everyone else to try it, too. Why the president would take drugs that his own health agencies, the nih and the fda do not recommend as a preventative treatment for the coronavirus, is a mystery to all of us. But when donald trump digs in, he is dug, no matter what the consequence can you explain, sir, what is the evidence that it has a preventive effect. Here we go, you ready . Heres my evidence. I get a lot of positive calls about it. Jimmy he gets a lot of positive calls. He hears a lot of good stories and gets a lot of positive calls. About it. Our president is a hydroxy moron. I know its hard to process, but are we surprised that the guy who thought windmills cause cancer thinks a lupus drug kills coronavirus . I looked up the side effects of this miracle drug trump is taking, they include severe mood or mental changes check. Feeling that others can hear your thoughts. Check. Feeling, seeing or hearing things that are not there. Check. Large, hivel
Studies that show the medication has no proven benefits for coronavirus patients and maybe he is taking it, but this sounds like when the cops pull you over and you admit to having a couple of beers so they dont find all the weed and cocaine in your glove compartment. Yeah, just a little hydroxy after work with the guys i live close to here. Thats right, President Trump said yesterday that hes been taking hydroxychloroquine to protect himself from the coronavirus, and told a reporter hes, quote, not going to get hurt by it, its been around for 40 years. Come on, man, you know better than anyone that just because somethings been around for 40 years doesnt mean its good. President trump tweeted yesterday that fox news has more antitrump people than ever. And claimed hes, quote, looking for a new outlet. A new outlet where . No outlet praises you more thats like meryl streep complaining about how the oscars treat her. New york mayor bill de blasio said yesterday that he expects the city t
Front line workers, many, many are taking it. I happen to be take beiing it. I happen to be taking it. Im taking it, hydroxychloroquine, right now. Couple weeks ago, started taking it. Because i think its ive heard a lot of good stories. Jimmy hes heard a lot of good stories. He got a checkup from dr seuss. You have to hand it to trump, just when you think he cant get any crazier, he starts popping fdadisapproved drugs. And telling everyone else to try it, too. Why the president would take drugs that his own health agencies, the nih and the fda do not recommend as a preventative treatment for the coronavirus, is a mystery to all of us. But when donald trump digs in, he is dug, no matter what the consequence can you explain, sir, what is the evidence that it has a preventive effect. Here we go, you ready . Heres my evidence. I get a lot of positive calls about it. Jimmy he gets a lot of positive calls. He hears a lot of good stories and gets a lot of positive calls. About it. Our presid
And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody hello there cheers and applause good to see you. Please have a seat, everybody thank you so much. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Folks cheers and applause i like that. Thank you. I dont know how you guys are feeling tonight, but i am staying positive not testing positive, just staying positive. laughter staying positive. I believe that the bottle of purell is halffull. laughter because somebody stole half my purell, and i will find you laughter jon come on, now. Stephen the coronavirus is still on everyones minds, so dont forget to wash your minds. laughter and ill tell you all about the latest in tonights edition of goin viral. cheers and applause book your cruise now stephen there are now over 600 cases of coronavirus in the united states. There were 500 when we rehearsed this two hours ago. laughter over the weeke