Seth meyers. Tonight ewan mcgregor. Star of girls5eva, actress and musician Sara Bareilles. Comedian James Acaster featuring the 8g band with aric improta [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre all doing well, and now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden released his Budget Proposal for 2025 yesterday, which includes nearly 900 million in funding for technology to detect fentanyl at the border, because the drugsniffing dog they got now has had it [ laughter ] i cant sniff more of this stuff angry tiktok users are reportedly calling congressional offices ahead of the weeks vote on a bipartisan bill that would ban the platform well, its more mature than what angry facebook users did [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause the white house announced yesterday that housing secretary marcia fudge is stepping down. Said mike pence, theres no need to curse. [ laughter ] republican senator ted cruz ho
[screaming] but i wont back down announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Its getting hot in hur plus, stephen welcomes diane lane and Patton Oswalt featuring live louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen there you go there you go. Happy tuesday, happy tuesday. Tuesday. Stephen Stephen Stephen thank you, everybody out here, but they are. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, my friends. You are my friends. Romans, countrymen. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] today down in washington was yet another clownish attempt by the g. O. P. To draw some sort of moral equivalency between joe biden and donald trump. This time, they heard testimony from special counsel robert hur, who was the guy in charge of the investigation into president bidens handling of classified documents. In hurs report, he declined to charge
Jimmy welcome. Very nice. Hi, everybody. Appreciate that. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us here at our studio in beautiful los angeles, california, where we are joined once again by the guitar phenom slash, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] how are you, slash . This is night three of slashs miniature residency with the cletones. Its a good night to be here. You dont want to be out there tonight, or really ever. [ laughter ] the World Health Organization is warning that sexually transmitted infections, stis as they call them, are on the rise in a big way. They went down, way down, during covid but people are back out doing filthy things. [ laughter ] theyre up again. Four stis simple less, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and trichomoniasis. Something like that. Each one, nearly impossible to spell, are accounting for a million new infections a day. Even the rate of babies born with stis has shot up, which is the worst. I mean, is there anything
Almost 90,000. Look pretty nice out there tonight. Just a little chilly. Just a little chilly. Some people wearing their hoods hot waffles on the menu sounds good. Itll be a breezy weekend, but then well get more sunshine and [ cheers and applause ] tariq from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests bill murray and ernie hudson, kimbal musk, musical guest, sleaterkinney. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove gggghost tariq and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, come on. Wow. That is a great crowd, right there. Welcome. Enjoy yourself, everyone. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. Thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, everybody hi. Everybody is excited. This sunday is st. Patricks day. Come on. Thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] whoof yeah, everyone likes to hav
it s the late show with stephen colbert! tonight plus pat stephen well koment mayor pete buttigieg and patton oswalt, featuring jon battiste and stay human, now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! (cheers and applause). stephen: yeah! hey, hi there. (cheers and applause) fantastic. very nice, very nice. how lovely. how lovely to be with all of you. no place i would rather be in the world than with you people right now. welcome to the late show. i m your host stephen colbert. (cheers and applause). stephen: so here we are. here we are, trump was not removed from office, which we never really thought he would be. so what now? wither the republic, some people feel that now there is going to be nothing to hold him back. trump unleashed, offer the rail, a, that s not a leash, it is just a really long tie. and b, there were never rails. not even those little bumpers they put in for kids to bowl, nothing. but trump s not going to change. an