Daily show my name is jon stewart. We have a good show for you tonight. Great show for you tonight. Our guest tonight, one of my favorite Adam Horovitz is going to join us later tonight. But first hey you got up this morning i checked my social media my tweeter page. Cuz i dig that [bleep]. laughter its abuzz. Theres some sort of throne games totally missed that that was going on. And then apparently madonna sucker kissed drake and i assume to lay one of her laughter co jon one of her it looked like sheni laid one of her eggs in his stomach. But the most battling trend was what seemed like this state farm commercial gone viral. Im getting ready for a lot of things. Big boy coming your way. Were starting gardens ready. And my tomatoes are ledge endary here in my own neighborhood. I am now going back to work. Im getting ready to retire soon. Jon this is boring as [bleep]. laughter i dont understand why this is creating a twitter s deal . Its ode people stuff. Opening doors and changing g
Physicist. Astrophysicist. Neil Degrasse Tyson is going to be joining us. And he will explain. cheers and applause he will explain in great detail why 99 times out of 100 superman would kick the living bleep out of batman. cheers and applause superman he can fly. Hes invincible. But first i hope everybodys recovered from their earth day hangovers and cleaned the vomit and good intentions off their jeans. laughter earth day. Earth day by far the most popular of the planetary birthday celebrations. laughter again, my apologies to uranus. laughter we laughter i might be pronouncing that wrong, but we certainly did not mean to forget your birthday last year. I hope this card finds you well. laughter applause cheers , of course, though, no matter how much we kissed its ass the earth continues to act out. Jolingses in oklahoma geologists in oklahoma say recent small earthquakes in that state are very likely triggered by the underground disposal of wasted water from oil and gas wells. That ar
Gangs calling a truce for the first time in history. History. Larry you know the cops are running wild when gang leaders start sounding like noam chomsky by comparison. Bad, man. So anyway, last night i headed down to baltimore and i sat down in a diner with some rival gang members who called a truce and we ate little pie. Take a look. Im here with some of the brothers who are here in baltimore here doing all the uprising the unrest. Have you guys eaten you have looked at the menu . I already know what i want. Larry can we have a waitress in here. Who brought you guys together . I have known this brother a long time. Known this brother a long time gr how long you have known him. Like four years. Four years. Larry in dpaing time, thats like an years right. So are you guys in the same organization or different organizations. No, the same organization. Larry same organization. Youre the same. Youre the same. Youre not in the organization. Im cool with everybody. Larry hes cool with everyb
Well handled, jeb. Thats actually better than dubya would have done. He would have given her a nickname and disappeared in a cloud of Mountain Bike dust. Im going to call you rooster because youre feisty and got red hair now watch me bike. The whole reason this came up is a question jeb bush got earlier this week when from what he probably thought was a friendly forum. On the subject of iraq yup. Obviously very controversial, knowing what we know now, would you have authorized the invasion . Jon youve got all pedantic bleep . You just took his brothers defining legacy placed it in front of him on a dish, and invited him to bleep all over it. laughter oh megyn, we could have been such friends, you and i. Imagine what a tremendous team we might have made. laughter if we didnt fundamentally disagree on almost everything. Still, well always have. I would have and so would have hillary clinton, just to remind everybody, and so would have almost everybody that was confronted with the intelli
Clouds and fog. A slightly cooler afternoon for some and ill line up all the temperatures for you in just a few minutes. Chris. Lisa, thank you so much. Developing news out of san jose. An escaped inmate serving time for child molestation and who police label as a dangerous man continues to be the object of a manhunt and he may have changed his clothes. Theres evidence from the burglary at an Apartment Building that the inland east bay mate was there and switched clothing. Katie marzullo reports. [sirens] police cars by the dozens k9 units and helicopters overhead. Its the focus of an intense manhunt. Look at this man. Hes 40yearold johnell carter, africanamerican 511 220, and he has the name alice tattooed on his neck. He escaped the custody of a sheriffs deputy during a routine examine at valley medical center. He should be considered dangerous. Hes not armed to our knowledge. If the public sees him, call us immediately. People in the area are on alert. We have a dog and shes a pit b