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At the salon nancy pelosi now says she was set up by the owner of the salon pelosi got her hair done here inside on monday which is not allowed yet under the citys covid restrictions. The owner soon after release video to fox news showing the House Speaker inside the salon without a mask over her face was hanging around her neck. The man who styled her hair says the owner has been providing services to customers during the whole pandemic basically an believes pelosi was set up to. Police pelosi says she deserves an apology were about to hear from her and mayor london breed who supports her. I take responsibility for trusting other word of the neighborhood salon that ive been to over the years, many times and that tone when they said what were able to accommodate people one person at a time. And that we can set up that time i trusted that as it turns out it was a setup. So i take responsibility, 4 falling for a set up. You know this conversation has kind of blown up in the way that it h
turmoil. the 60s are over, dad. michael in the foul line, a shot, good. we intend to cover all the news come all the time. we won t be signing off until we are all dead. isn t that special? any tool for expression will ring outpost both the best and worst of us and television has been there. they don t pay me enough to deal with animals like this. people are no longer embarrassed. we have seen the news, and it is us. clark: slowly but surely, the 1970s are disappearing. the 1980s will be upon us. what a decade it is coming up. slowly but surely, the 1970s are disappearing. the 1980s will be upon us, and what a decade it is coming up. happy new year. as you begin the 80s, in the television world, the landscape on any given evening, nine out of 10 people were watching one of three networks. more than 30 million people are addicted to it. social critics are mystified by its success. what is it? television primetime prairie potboiler, dallas. a move like t
television. we have seen the news, and it is us. slowly but surely, the 1970s are disappearing. the 1980s will be upon us. and what a decade it is coming up. happy new year! as we began the 80s in the television world, the landscape was on any given evening, 9 out of 10 people watching only one of three networks. more than 30 million people are addicted to it. social critics are mystified by its success. what is it? it s television s primetime prairie potboiler dallas. a move like that will destroy all of ewing oil and ruin our family name! i assure you, a thought like that never crossed my mind. brother or no brother, whatever it takes, i ll stop you from destroying ewing oil. dallas really did establish new ground in terms of a weekly one-hour show that literally captivated america for 13 years. dallas is a television show which in some ways is rooted in the 1970s. and one of the crazy things that emerges is this character, j.r. ewing, as a pop
Here you can see the Bear Entering the kitchen, opening up the freezer, grabbing lasagna, and then ultimately leaving the house through the kitchen window. The tagged bear is then seen on an outside camera holding the lasagna, and walking away on the deck. Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight Christina Aguilera. Al michaels. And music from lil yachty. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheering and applause ] jimmy hello, everybody. Welcome. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Hey, i got a question for you. How many of you in our studio audience got outside on saturday to look at the eclipse . Did you know there was an aclips on saturday morning . Did you wear the glasses . No, no protection. I figured that. On saturday morning we had a solar eclipse. It was visible from the western united states. This was the view from l. A. Did you see it, guillermo . Guillermo i did not see it, jimmy. Jimmy did you know what