In the republican field. But only one is giving me joy right now. This guy. laughter wass the latest in the saga of the hugest most classiest, most elegant most luxurious kind of day ever. On monday nbc announced it will no longer air the miss usa or Miss Universe pageant partly owned by trump, following a similar step by univision which also dumped the event. Larry oh. Univision. Trump no es elegante. And to the surprise of move one trump reacted by suing univision for 500 million dollars. And apparently he had to this. People say wow he is really running. And i give up a the lo. You know when i do this i give up a lot. As an example univisioning im going to have to sue univision now. laughter larry okay, first of all its univision. And second of all why are you just suing them. Didnt nbc dump you too . Maybe i will be suing nbc too. Larry oh. Pardon me. Man, im really lacking forward to the trump presidency. To combat Global Warming i will be suing icebergs and polar bears. Yeah. Im
Run. His name is donald. laughter and. cheers and applause good man. And donald recently glided back into my life on his solid gold up and down people mover, cranked up the unauthorized millian, opened up his crazy hole and made a promise to me that i would never be without material again laughter when mexico sends its people, theyre not sending their best. Theyre sending people that have lots of problems, and theyre bringing those problems with us. Theyre bringing drugs. Theyre bringing crime. Theyre rapists. And some, i assume, are good people. laughter jon thats our donald trump reminding america that as many as a handful of people laughter coming across our southern border are not rapists laughter he assumes. Hes sure about the rapist part. laughter but feels that, i guess by pure law of averages, there are probably some nonrapists caught up in that tide, whether theyre unable to rape for medical reasons or laughter or whether they are just all raped out laughter as you can imagine
Americas second worst place to stay after red roof inn. laughter this month, two unlikely groups came together to change that a criminal committee on criminal Justice Reform with bipartisan support neither republican nor democrat or liberal or conservative. This is an American Issue trevor criminal justice is an issue everyone can come together on not like the divisive like healthcare. Its about time people Pay Attention because its getting out of hand. The United States is home to just 5 of all the people on earth. But it counts for more than a quarter of the worlds prison population. Is that yeah. Wow. A quarter of the worlds prison population. America really loves prison. No, no, going to jail is such a big part of American Culture that you even have it included in your board games. laughter you dont understand applause how weird that is for me. There is no game in africa where part of the fun is going to jail for doing nothing wrong nobodys sitting around, like, yea you know what t
Care. You guys probably heard the radio version. It all began with a series of videos meant to prove that planned parenthood was selling secret secret tissue for profit. These secretly formed videos were made by i assume some sort of prolife james bond. Which does not exist. Because james bond is obviously prochoice. So think about it, when the kind of pussy you can get is described as galore you are going to have a few accidents. laughter so it turns out the videos were edited to make it look like planned parenthood was profiting off baby parts. But just because the videos from manipulated doesnt mean prolifers couldnt get outraged about them. I dare hillary clinton, barack obama to watch these tapes. Watch a fullyformed fetus on the table, its heart beating, its legs kicking, while someone says we have to keep it alive to harvest its brain. Goddamn when Carlee Fiorina plays truth or dare, she does not mess around. I go back, i choose truth, i choose truth. The truth is, the video fio
About politics. Were talking about benghazi. The big Hillary Clinton hearing in congress, which has nothing to do with politics. This was about getting the truth and finding clear facts. I think just wait. Im waiting on the accurate statement. Im getting right now, the only one youve asked for is sidney blumenthal. You need to make sure the entire record is correct. And thats exactly what i want to do. Then go ahead. Im going to tell you laughter trevor so clear. So concise. It all makes sense now. And throughout the day, hillary was right in the thick of it. laughter ive been there, hillary. That feeling when baycalls a Benghazi Committee for the eighth time. But right now, im getting ahead ofinize mize. I should step back and explain. For those who dont know what this is about, today Hillary Clinton testified in congress for nearly 10 hours about benghazi. Thats like a whole season of television that the House Select Committee just dropped on us like they were netflix or something. l