Nothing is everything mahatma gandhis former home said trump, cool, wheres he ask your dermatologist about skyrizi. Live now . [ laughter ] nicer place . [ light laughter ] disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein was convicted hundred bands in my pocket, its on me today in a Sexual Assault trial. Ah, you mean the walker didn on me yeah, your grandmama probably know me know me work its a moment when i show up, got em sayin, wow [ laughter ] oh, man, hes really, really new doritos flamin hot limon. Going to have to [ cheers and applause i lied. As a strategy, hes going to have to step it up at sentencing it dramatic choir music up, dramatic choir music and just arrive in a hearse. [ laughter ] President Trump on friday dramatic choir music attacked the south korean movie parasite for winning oscar for best picture and claimed, it should only have been allowed to compete in the foreign film category. Yeah, because if you want to do its the rush of relaxation. Business in the the united sh
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests john mulaney bad bunny, musical guest bad bunny and sech and featurinthe legendary roots crew questlove 1214 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hi, everyone welcome. Thank you so much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it youre here. [ cheers and applause i love it what a crowd thank you so much for being here seriously, whats better than sitting next to 300 people during a worldwide pandemic . Am i right [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause well, last night, President Trump held a press conference to ease fears about the coronavirus. And after he was done, everyone in america breathed a huge sigh of panic [ laughter ] the big news is that trump picked mike pence to lead the governments response to the coronavirus. [ laughter ] trump said he chose pence because he has a certain talent for this [ laughter ] and that talent is always looking like a guy who is holding his
I hadnt. The work of his administration, seth yeah. I actually never watched any the risk to the American People of them. But im a huge horror fan. Seth was that something you remains, quote, very low. Do you got into as a kid . Oh, yeah. When i was, like, 11 or 12, i dont worry, under trump, youre used to get together with my girlfriends. Much more likely to die from and wed host sleepovers something else, like, and wed watch scary movies embarrassment. Which now seems really bad [ laughter ] seth yeah. Why did we do that . For 25 per line per month with unlimited data, [ fastpaced drumming ] its terrible idea President Trump yesterday but we just scared the [ bleep ] suggested that to prevent the spread of disease, people should out of ourselves seth i know. [ laughter ] avoid grabbing, quote, every we did it, too i also think there was a really handrail, unless you have to. Funny thing that and again, wow, weinstein cannot catch a this makes us sound old. Break this week. And i appr
[ laughter ] seth hes hes a doctor why do you think he knows more than he does do you do this during your actual doctors appointments mr. President , it looks like you have an undigested hamburger lodged in your stomach. No, youre wrong, thats just my second heart. [ laughter ] trump probably thinks he knows more about actual doctors because this guy was his actual doctor do you remember him . The guy who looks less like a doctor, and more like hes hiding in the witness protection program. [ laughter ] the guy whose fallback job is roadie for hootie and the blowfish [ laughter ] trump probably did know more than this guy. Bad news man, looks like you got your feet where your brain should be. [ laughter ] no, i think you just have it upside down. Oh, hey i guess youre right, man. All right. Want some medicine . [ laughter ] now look, its important to be cautious and not to panic, but its also important not to ignore the advice of health professionals. Everyone should remain calm, hope f
Cause theyre gone i am announcing i am suspending my campaign for president. When your polls were high we will win or asking whos this guy im tom steyer. [ laughter ] no one know they come and go goodbye super tuesday the race goes on but without you maybe youll be picked for v til then we will miss you dont ask yourself why no one vote for me i know we can do it, because ive done it could have told you thats the way it would be in the polls, mayor de blasio is hovering around zero. [ laughter ] your ideas were whack im going to harness love [ laughter ] you tried lots of snack its how it goes you didnt get a rose [ laughter ] goodbye super tuesday the race goes on without you maybe youll be picked for v til then we will miss you jimmy we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, roots thank you, everybody hey, i want to send a shout out to everyone down in nashville recovering from last nigh