Tonight, join jimmy and his guests john mulaney bad bunny, musical guest bad bunny and sech and featurinthe legendary roots crew questlove 1214 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hi, everyone welcome. Thank you so much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it youre here. [ cheers and applause i love it what a crowd thank you so much for being here seriously, whats better than sitting next to 300 people during a worldwide pandemic . Am i right [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause well, last night, President Trump held a press conference to ease fears about the coronavirus. And after he was done, everyone in america breathed a huge sigh of panic [ laughter ] the big news is that trump picked mike pence to lead the governments response to the coronavirus. [ laughter ] trump said he chose pence because he has a certain talent for this [ laughter ] and that talent is always looking like a guy who is holding his
Sandwiches again [ laughter ] President Trump was impeached today. Though i think its a little like having a raccoon in your garage and poking it with a broom. Its still there, its just mad now. [ light laughter ] President Trump was on twitter during todays Impeachment Vote and accused democrats of carrying out, quote, an assault on america and an assault on the Republican Party filled with atrocious lies by the radical left. Oh my god, stop yelling. [ laughter ] i feel like we elected a 2 00 a. M. Mattress commercial as president. Why do you always have to use all caps honestly i cant wait until trump is finally out of office and the only time we see all caps is when joe biden smiles. [ laughter ] according to a new report, women worldwide will not receive equal pay to men until the year 2277 in that case, let it all burn, said greta thunberg. [ cheers and applause a new study has found that iceland is the most genderequal country in the world, because it turns out its pretty hard to
President trump was impeached today. Though i think its a little like having a raccoon in your garage and poking it with a broom. Its still there, its just mad now. President trump was on twitter during todays Impeachment Vote and accused democrats of carrying out quote an assault on america and an assault on the Republican Party filled with atrocious lies by the radical left. [ laughter ] i feel like we elected a 2 00 a. M. Mattress commercial as president. Why do you always have to use all caps honestly i cant wait until trump is finally out of office and the only time we see all caps is when joe biden smiles. [ laughter ] according to a new report, women worldwide will not receive equal pay to men until the year 2277 in that case, let it all burn, [ cheers and applause a new study has found that iceland is the most genderequal country in the world, because it turns out its pretty hard to discriminate based on gender when everyones wearing 12 layers. [ laughter ] the Motion Picture a
Sharon Stone, Patrick Stewart, and Chelsea Peretti are coming to Vulture Festival. Add in that we’ve got the ‘‘What We Do in the Shadows’ writers doing a panel and Tim Heidecker joining the Crutchfields and it’s bound to be a bloody good weekend.