Sexual harassment by democrats. [ laughter ] [ applause ] senator ron johnson, yesterday, became the first gop senator to announce that he will not support the republican tax plan. Paul ryan called it a real kick in the where his balls should be. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump met with republican lawmakers in the basement of the capitol today, just before they voted on the new tax reform bill. And nobody was more excited to see them down there than eric. Welcome to my basement, father [ laughter and applause ] father, come the bucket is a chair. [ laughter ] President Trump delivered a statement at the white house yesterday about his 12day trip to asia. Said trump, it was so cool. They eat with these crazy what do they call it . Theyre really weird. Ive never seen them before. Oh, right. Napkins. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump reportedly joked to House Republicans today that he only likes between 30 to 40 of them. Dont worry, he says that all of the time, said his
Guy named donald trump jr. [ laughter ] hes not even related to me. My last names not junior. Everyone knows that. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump attacked his critics on twitter yesterday saying, when will all the haters and fools out there realize that having a relationship with russia is a good thing not a bad thing . Well having a relationship with russia will certainly never be as bad as having a president who uses the word haters. [ laughter ] im surprised he doesnt wear his [ cheers and applause ] im surprised he doesnt wear his maga hat like this. [ laughter ] the problem with haters is theyre going to hate. President trump met with president Vladimir Putin on saturday and said he believes putins claim that russia did not meddle in the election. That story again, bonnie believes clyde. [ laughter and applause ] Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell said today that he believes the women who have accused Senate Candidate roy moore of inappropriate sexual contact, addin
Wikileaks during the president ial campaign and the months following. Wow, its going to be awfully hard to distance yourself from a guy named donald trump jr. [ laughter ] hes not even related to me. My last names not junior. Everyone knows that. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump attacked his critics on twitter yesterday saying, when will all the haters and fools out there realize that having a relationship with russia is a good thing not a bad thing . Well having a relationship with russia will certainly never be as bad as having a president who uses the word haters. [ laughter ] im surprised he doesnt wear his [ cheers and applause ] im surprised he doesnt wear his maga hat like this. [ laughter ] the problem with haters is theyre going to hate. President trump met with president Vladimir Putin on saturday and said he believes putins claim that russia did not meddle in the election. That story again, bonnie believes clyde. [ laughter and applause ] Senate Majority leader Mitc
And then his nose sprouted a branch. [ laughter ] according to a national poll, only 16 of americans believe that republican alabama candidate roy moore should stay in the senate race following allegations of Sexual Misconduct with teenagers. 16 , or as moore calls it, old enough percent. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to the atlantic magazine, donald trump, jr. Engaged in direct communication with wikileaks during the 2016 campaign. Yeah, i guess thats not exactly a face you can trust. If that guy popped up in the first ten minutes of a law order, youd turn it off. Oh, they got him. [ laughter ] music streaming app spotify has partnered with a celebrity Makeup Artist to sell makeup on a singers page. Said steve bannon, no thanks. My face is already spotified. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] a florida man is refusing to give up his emotional support squirrel, even though his Condo Association is threatening to evict him. Of course, its stressful ti
Oath. That is a lie. And then his nose sprouted a branch. [ laughter ] according to a national poll, only 16 of americans believe that republican alabama candidate roy moore should stay in the senate race following allegations of Sexual Misconduct with teenagers. 16 , or as moore calls it, old enough percent. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to the atlantic magazine, donald trump, jr. Engaged in direct communication with wikileaks during the 2016 campaign. Yeah, i guess thats not exactly a face you can trust. If that guy popped up in the first ten minutes of a law order, youd turn it off. Oh, they got him. [ laughter ] music streaming app spotify has partnered with a celebrity Makeup Artist to sell makeup on a singers page. Said steve bannon, no thanks. My face is already spotified. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] a florida man is refusing to give up his emotional support squirrel, even though his Condo Association is threatening to evict him. Of cou