Tonight, join jimmy and his guests john mulaney bad bunny, musical guest bad bunny and sech and featurinthe legendary roots crew questlove 1214 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hi, everyone welcome. Thank you so much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it youre here. [ cheers and applause i love it what a crowd thank you so much for being here seriously, whats better than sitting next to 300 people during a worldwide pandemic . Am i right [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause well, last night, President Trump held a press conference to ease fears about the coronavirus. And after he was done, everyone in america breathed a huge sigh of panic [ laughter ] the big news is that trump picked mike pence to lead the governments response to the coronavirus. [ laughter ] trump said he chose pence because he has a certain talent for this [ laughter ] and that talent is always looking like a guy who is holding his breath, apparently [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause but pence actually has an interesting plan to fight the coronavirus. Hes going to send the virus to a conversion camp where it can pray itself into the common cold [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause im not really sure why pence is handling this instead of trump. It feels like if trump and pence were husband and wife, trump would hear a strange noise in the house and say, mike, go check it out [ laughter ] i think its nothing, probably [ light laughter ] actually, the ill be in the safe room. [ light laughter ] actually, the press conference was a little confusing because it seemed like trump contradicted what the medical experts are saying let me show you what im talking about. This is real as the disease spreads, if it spreads its not so much a question of if this will happen anymore were rapidly developing vaccine. We cant rely on a vaccine. This will end this will end. This coronavirus will go well beyond this season into next season. We have it so well under control. Its likely that this virus will cause [ laughter ] jimmy but this is helpful, the white house also put out a a video with president s tips to avoid catching the coronavirus. Watch this President Trumps tips to avoid the coronavirus. Avoid close contact with other people lll stay away from anyone with a cough lets do that over. Hes coughing in the middle of my answer. Yeah. Okay i dont like that, you know your chief of staff if youre going to cough, please leave the room. And dont shake hands with anyone who just traveled abroad [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve smack wow paper, scissors, rocks jimmy we didnt mess with the audio. That was a real that sounded like a three stooges slap. Like a steve oh, my god jimmy can we see that again, dave . [ laughter and applause jimmy why, i ought to steve ow ow [ light laughter ] jimmy and now experts are warning that if theres a major outbreak, people might not be allowed to gather in large crowds on the bright side, tom steyer can keep having rallies. Steve oh [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] jimmy meanwhile, the cdc has released a beard and mustache guide for which styles work best with a surgical mask steve oh jimmy take a look at this. This is real can we see that one guy at the bottom well at least hitler wont have a problem. [ laughter ] hitlers fine. Steve hes good. [ light laughter ] what about hitler . Can he wear a mask jimmy oh, yeah, yeah some business news, this isnt good, today jcpenney announced theyre closing more stores due to poor sales. So if a friend gave you a jcpenney gift card, one, spend it now and, two, get rid of that friend [ laughter ] seriously, im not saying, jcpenney is in rough shape, but even the coronavirus wont go in there [ laughter ] oh, come on. Hey. Steve come on. [ laughter and applause jimmy well, you guys, i read about a woman who took 550 times the normal dose of lsd and claims the foot pain that shes had for almost 30 years went away [ laughter ] then again, thats only because she chewed off her foot. [ light laughter ] 550 is the normal what is the normal steve i guess one . Jimmy yeah, i guess. [ laughter ] probably none, right [ talking over each other steve half a jimmy finally finally, this isnt good, wildlife officials in tennessee discovered a bald eagle that had eaten so much it was too full to fly. [ audience ohs ] and never before has there been a greater symbol of america. We have a great show, everybody. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. This is a show for the ages. I love it. John mulaney is here tonight [ cheers and applause my man bad bunny is here [ cheers and applause i love bad bunny i have to ask him a lot of questions. A lot of theres a lot of questions i need to ask bad bunny. Steve really jimmy theres rumors yeah, theres rumors of new stuff. Theres new songs. There may be a new album i dont know whats happening. Steve really jimmy im going to grill him tonight. Well find out [ cheers and applause i get down to it man steve yeah yeah, you better go in there jimmy you know me, man you know me. I go in there, man i get answers. Then we have music from bad bunny steve oh jimmy and sech tonight [ cheers and applause hey, guys, its time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go Hashtag Hashtags jimmy do you want to hear a little bit of bad bunnys song hes going to play tonight . Steve yeah jimmy yeah ignorantes. Steve ignorantes . Jimmy yeah ignorantes. This is the song bad bunny and sech, ignorantes. [ cheers and applause he is the most fun [ cheers and applause hes the most fun guy working right now. I love that guy. Fantastic. Guys, we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. This week i sent out a hashtag called add a word, ruin a tv show. Steve yeah [ light laughter ] jimmy i asked you guys to take a tv show title, any one you love, add one word to completely change the meaning. For example, i sent out a tweet that said the o. J. Simpsons. And within minutes [ laughter ] the hashtag became the number one trending topic in the u. S. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, twitter we love you, twitter come on now. Steve come on. Jimmy simmer down now. And now i thought id share some of my favorite add a a word, ruin a tv show responses. Remember simmer down now steve i love it. Jimmy i love it. Steve bella, you bitch [ laughter ] thats another catch phrase. Jimmy what steve cheri, when she was on the porch she would yell, bella. Remember what was her characters name jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, yeah steve this is oldtime stuff. Ask your folks about this. Jimmy simmer down now. Steve simmer down now. Jimmy she was like, oh, you best simmer. [ light laughter ] simmer down now. And then i remember, she goes wrote those, right steve yeah jimmy she goes, oh, whats who is this singer . And he goes, donna summer . She goes, what her name say in the phonebook . And he goes, summer donna . [ laughter ] simmer down now. [ laughter ] steve come on. Jimmy she is the best. Steve come on. Jimmy i love cheri oteri this first one is from atarikari steve oh jimmy thats a cool name atarikari, she says, saved by the taco bell. Oh, there you go steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy every saturday night steve yeah jimmy at 2 00 a. M. Steve chicken gordita crunch jimmy this one is from janjette. Steve hmm. Jimmy another cool name. Steve she loves rock jimmy she says, full outhouse. Oh, there you go [ laughter ] not the hair steve dont go in there cut it out. Jimmy this one is from wutzzlebuns higgins, you cant play the game steve oh, i cant . Jimmy and be on the show no steve oh. Jimmy wutzzlebuns says the mickey mouse fight club. Oh, there you go [ laughter ] steve first dont talk about it jimmy first rule of the mickey no [ laughter ] [ quacking ] no, donald. Get over here. [ applause ] ill give you the first shot go donald. Steve whats going on there . [ laughter ] jimmy i dont care. This one is from capgraybeard steve yeah capgraybeard. Jimmy he says, the ahole team. [ laughter ] steve i love it when a plan comes together. Jimmy this is from thethirtiesmom. She says, this is us unfortunately. [ laughter ] steve this is it you married it jimmy you married it this one is from at from the emmys. Steve oh jimmy from theemmys the emmys. [ light laughter ] we love the emmys. [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] lll jimmy the emmys. Steve wow. Jimmy theemmys, they say, sex and the city council. There you go [ laughter ] this one from slfriend79. She says, doctor who cares. [ laughter ] this one from jmast98 they say, little trap house on the prairie. [ laughter ] half pint half pint. Half pint. Half pint. Nelly. Ppp this ones from thelapinator. Steve yeah, lapinator. Jimmy he says tom and Jerry Seinfeld. Steve oh [ light laughter ] id watch that jimmy didnt really get a big reaction cutting it steve what would tom, what would jerry what would tom and jerry [ laughter ] jimmy never see . Steve never see air . Jimmy it will never see air. It will never have be famous or get recognized. It probably will have an awful day tomorrow at work steve oh, man. [ audience aws ] cause they didnt care for it jimmy because they didnt care for it. Steve they judged it jimmy they judged him really hard. [ light laughter ] they bullied him steve whats the deal with that whats the deal with tom and Jerry Seinfeld jimmy let me do it again steve you think you noticed something about something . Jimmy lets again everybody gets a Second Chance steve right. [ laughter ] jimmy this one is from thelapinator. Steve oh, yeah jimmy thats a cool name steve love that guy. Jimmy thats a cool name steve yeah jimmy i like that name i get it steve yeah jimmy lapinator. Steve like the terminator but the lapinator. Sure loved it jimmy dont have to explain it to me steve love it. Jimmy i want it. Steve yeah jimmy ill buy it from you steve yeah jimmy if you dont want to use it steve yeah ill give that a dollar. Jimmy lapinator, he says tom and Jerry Seinfeld. [ cheers and applause steve good one, lapinator. [ laughter ] come on. Jimmy heres the last one. This from stpeteyontweety they say [ laughter ] m. A. S. H. Potato. There you go steve yeah, come on. 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That is a hot show right there [ cheers and applause his latest special, john mulaney and the sack lunch bunch, is streaming now on netflix ladies and gentlemen, please welcome john mulaney [ cheers and applause im so happy youre here thats fun and exciting. And they love you. Come on. How are you jimmy welcome, welcome, welcome back we love having you here bud. Its so nice to be here how are you, jimmy jimmy im doing great. Very nice jimmy youre hosting saturday night live for the third time yes [ applause ] yeah jimmy we love we love when you host. Well thank you. Jimmy but i remember when you were there, when you were working on saturday night live. Oh yeah yeah, i remember as a writer, you in my office i remember you were host and i had this Little Office that my first day i moved in to, and it said Andrew Steele on it, who had been a writer at saturday night live. Jimmy you had steeles awesome. I had steeles office jimmy oh, my gosh. I dont know how to describe him. He once lived in a truck is that right . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, theres so many rumors about him, about Andrew Steele. And hes such a mysterious figure i mean, but he was like a a gainfully employed head writer of saturday night live, but also they were like, oh, that guy lived in a a truck. Thats your office now [ laughter ] jimmy he is the one of the funniest people i think ive ever met in my lifetime i cleaned out the desk the first day. They go, put your stuff in there. I open it up it was all power tools [ laughter ] i mean, it was all like very industrial, like heavy power tools with a lot of like black rubber cord, and i mean like every drawer and i kept it was my first day. And i was terrified. And i kept taking power tools and dumping them into the waste basket and then retta, you know the wonderful from maintenance, shed come by and she kept emptying it into her thing and then looking at me and i was like, i dont know. And shed come back, thered be another three drills in there, and id be like jimmy im not the weirdo he was the weirdo. The guy he lived in a truck, yeah jimmy he was so funny. Horatio and i horatio sanz and i had an office across the hallway. And so, he would always do bits with us all the time like he was so nice and so funny. Like, at one point do you know the windup dog story the windup dog story no, no, whats the wind up dog story . Jimmy we were sitting there trying to think of an idea and i never came up im trying to type something. And i hear like and i go i look behind me, and theres a windup dog, a a toy dog, like, walking in my office [ laughter ] so i pick it up i pick up the dog and theres a note on the dog that says, help me. Andrew. [ laughter ] so i go into his office, and hes laying on the desk, and he has his phone on his head. [ laughter ] thats it. He was just like that. He goes, can you get this phone off my head . That dudes just good at lifend he had everyones phone number written on this was 2008, by the way. This wasnt like a long, long time ago jimmy yeah he had everyones phone number written on the wall in pencil like a prisoner [ laughter ] hed be like tim meadows, 212. Jimmy thats the greatest. Yeah. Jimmy oh you know what, i was just thinking about you because you came up in the news recently by mayor Pete Buttigieg and let me show you. Oh. That yeah jimmy let me show you this clip really quick. Who would play you in a a biopic im hoping for john mulaney oh, okay, i can see that. [ cheers and applause jimmy i was like, yo i mean jimmy would you ever i mean, im hoping for. Like ive been offered two movies, and i am in both of them [ laughter ] im hoping for yeah, i think you got him. [ laughter ] no, i was excited. That was really cool, you know im from the midwest and hes the mayor of south bend you know jimmy of course. [ laughter ] i guess, yeah i guess. Yeah [ laughter ] but i think i tweeted that, and then people were very mad. They said other democrats and im like a democrat. Im fun, and im nice and stuff. But they were like, how dare you. No, bad democrat bad democrat. And i was like, what happened what happened . And they said, hes not good enough as a democrat. I said, okay. All right. Okay. But i guess hes a jimmy youre not supporting him. You were just going to play him in the movie and also hes an openly gay veteran of the military, so its a real good idea to turn down him violently, other democrats . [ laughter ] stupid idiots. It is jimmy aggressive, right there. No, its just like, people are like, no, no, who do you like, biden or buttigieg . Im like, your tone is crazy. [ laughter ] look, im gonna vote for whoever it is. Jimmy clearly youre not happy with either one of them. Im just going to vote d and walk out of there. Even if its garfield, i will write down democrat and walk out of there jimmy i want to talk about sack lunch bunch because its just if youre on if you have if youre on netflix was what i was going to say if youre currently on netflix. Jimmy then its impossible that youre watching me. You might have two screens in your home, i dont know if youre lucky enough to have a dual screen. Yeah, thats the future jimmy you have to check this out john mulaney and the sack lunch bunch. I dont know how to describe it except its you and very talented kids. Yeah, we had a group of 15, like, eight to 13yearolds. Jimmy yeah and we do a bunch of songs, and we had some sketch comedy and we talked about existential fears with them. [ laughter ] and thats as good as i could ever describe it jimmy yeah, its something ive never seen before, and something i didnt know that i needed until i saw it and i go, this is unbelievably fantastic. Well, thank you jimmy i absolutely loved it and i love the cameos that you got. The celebrities you got to come in are its an odd group of people and i loved every single choice oh, thank you i mean, david byrne, whos on saturday night live with me this week did a song jimmy crushes. And oh, Jake Gyllenhaal came and did a charecter jimmy how did you get Jake Gyllenhaal to do that i dont know. [ laughter ] jimmy he was fantastic because i didnt know him and cause hes a movie star. Right . Jimmy yeah so i so someone sent him the script of this character called mr. Music and mr. Music is trying to teach the kids that you can find music anywhere, but everything he tries, he cant make a sound so hes like, when you tap a pen on a paperback book not too loud but you get the point. And hes like [ laughter ] jimmy thats great. So we write it kind of like a a calypso song and i remember netflix was like, who do you want for this . And i was like, ideally Harry Belafonte in 1961. And they were like, please work with us please work with us. Jimmy yeah, its hard to happen and so, the director and i, rhys thomas, also worked up at saturday night live jimmy love rhys and Marika Sawyer who i worked with there, and were all there and we go, who would be the best mr. Music. And we all look at each other and we go, Jake Gyllenhaal would be the best mr. Music. Because wed seen this movie okja, that he did on Netflix Jimmy oh, yeah, i loved that and i remember when he hosted saturday night live, he sang for his monologue im telling you im not going from show girls. Jimmy and im telling you. Yeah, he crushed it. No, hes like its more good than you want it to be. Jimmy yeah yeah, and so we said, like, that guy is nuts. You know, like, id seen him in sunday in the park with george, the musical, and i remember watching him and i was like, oh man, im never going to be an actor. That guy thinks hes the person like hes out of his mind. This is great, you know . So we sent him the script and he called me hes like, hey, i really like mr. Music. And i was like, thank you. [ laughter ] it was immediately like, oh my god. Its Jake Gyllenhaal [ laughter ] so he said, how do you want me to play him . And i said, honestly, mr. Gyllenhaal, we want you to make any choice that you want. And he went, oh, okay. And he knew that, that meant go real big so he came in. And we gave him this suit with a xylophone on it. And he said, how should i play it . And i said, well, you are our first choice but our real first choice was Harry Belafonte in 1961. And he said, should i play it caribbean . And i said, thats probably not a good idea. [ laughter ] he said, why dont i play it like im from somewhere in europe and i want to be from the caribbean. And i was like, youre a genius. And jimmy he did so he did, yeah jimmy and he hit a home run. I want to show everyone a clip heres Jake Gyllenhaal and john mulaney in the sack lunch bunch. Take a look at this. There is music here music ther music musi everywhere use your ears be aware youre makin music everywhere even a cat ca bat a tune do it come on. [ laughter ] or take a pudding cup and put in spoon then when you pull it ou then when you pull it out i did this last night and it made a sound what kind of sound did it make like a squishy sound like a a butt maybe if you tap it no you talked over it it just made the noise [ cheers and applause jimmy more with john mulaney when we come back stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause if you looked at america like a bird. And that was all you knew, would you really understand it, with just that point of view . Weve got a different way to look at it, from right here on the ground. We dont just the United States we see united towns. Were grateful for what you bring, and all the sparks youve shown, in the thousands of towns that we get to call home. 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[ laughter ] you up for this . Yeah, but it sounds hard. Jimmy no here we go its very good okay. Jimmy okay, i will go first. Here we go okay here we go it might be hard all right, my word is ostrich. Ostrich. All right. Alexa, what bird puts its head in the sand . Heres something i found on the web. According to trust. Org, the ostrich is said to jimmy yes. [ cheers and applause this is a fun game already trust. Org [ laughter ] all right. Jimmy yeah, of course, dude i write for trust. Org. She said the word, but her sources, i dont know. All right. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, youre up okay. So then i should say it first . Jimmy oh, yeah okay. My word is club. Jimmy all right. Now this could mean many things alexa, what is bungalow 8 bungalow 8 is a nightclub chain created [ applause ] jimmy alexa, stop. Stop, stop nice call. Yeah. Jimmy bungalow eight yeah, yeah. The hottest club of 2009 jimmy i love that. [ laughter ] its my turn here we go oh, come on now jimmy my word is alcatraz. [ laughter ] oh alcatraz all right. Alexa, movie, birdman of i know about 25 birdman movies, including beauty shop, the carter, baller blockin, nicki minaj the pinkprint movie and 21 more [ buzzer ] jimmy wait a minute. Come on. [ laughter ] [ foghorn ] wait, you didnt let her finish she had 21 more movies come on. Wait a minute did my ears deceive me or was one of the movies called the birdman of nicki minaj . [ laughter ] jimmy youve never seen that you where were you . Where were you is Burt Lancaster in that too . [ laughter ] jimmy where were you born . Youve never seen the birdman of nicki minaj . I know a lot of birdman movies birdman of nicki minaj. Jimmy nicki minaj, it was one of the first ones. 25 more. Jimmy alcatraz would be on her list oh, man jimmy all right. Now its up to you all right jimmy you can steal no, but alcatraz oh, i can steal it . Jimmy yeah oh. Alexa, what prison is outside San Francisco . Heres something i wound on wikipedia, San Quentin State Prison is a California Department correctional [ audience oohs jimmy no alexa, stop. Alexa, stop jimmy alexa stop. Honey, honey. Please, listen [ laughter ] jimmy you cant talk like that to alexa. No, you cant talk like that jimmy dont talk that to like to alexa, yeah. Dont, thats a lesson. Dont talk like that jimmy alexa im sorry, stop. Anyone guess this tariq what prison is called the rock jimmy whats that . Tariq what prison is called the rock jimmy oh, thats good. Alexa, what prison is called the rock rock, rock, rock, rock,[ buz] [ cheers and applause that was Andrew Steele, somehow. Jimmy i dont know whats happening. I dont know whats happening. I dont know whats happening. All right. Were gonna lose that one. Here well go to the last one here okay. All right. Jimmy this is you. The new word all right this is a new word you know what . Lets not talk about that prison [ laughter ] no, honestly, it was a lot of bad things happened there. Jimmy thats true. Ha, ha, ha. My word is screw [ laughter ] jimmy this is the last word this is worth 100 thousand points whoever wins this is the champion the word is screw jimmy yeah now, what meaning would she know most . [ light laughter ] jimmy no well, im not gonna jimmy i know its family show. Im a decent man i would never do that. [ laughter ] jimmy i couldnt see you doing it. Alexa, turning of the blank. Hmm, i dont know that. Okay. Thats cool. [ buzzer ] lll wait, we were just talking jimmy im gonna say all right. We were just talking. Jimmy im gonna say alexa, a philips head is a type of no, philips head newfoundland and labrador, is not a type of. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] alexa, flat head blank driver the flathead catfish, also called the [ buzzer ] jimmy stop. Alexa, stop jimmy stop, alexa stop. Honey. Honey, please. Jimmy stop, stop darling jimmy honey, please. 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Thats the truth. Thats tom steyer. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. [ fastpaced drumming ] you know, the happiest place on earth, but. Have you flown the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy . Or channeled your inner jedi . You gotta love that. Have you raced through radiator springs . Or struck a power pose with them . Now is the perfect time to feel like this. And this. And definitely that. Kids enjoy the magic for just 67 per child per day, with a 3day 1park per day ticket. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is a grammynominated multiplatinum selling artist who is a global superstar and has a brandnew album coming out soon please welcome bad bunny [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy come on. Welcome. Please, please oh, my gosh. I love you thank you so much for coming back you know im a fan of yours. Youre one of the biggest stars on the planet. And only four years ago, you were working in a grocery store. Yeah. Jimmy since then, i will say some things have happened. You have three grammy nominations. [ cheers and applause a latin grammy win [ cheers and applause this year, youre tied for most billboard latin music award nominations at 14. Oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause your first album por siempre was certified ten times platinum [ cheers and applause ten times. And over 20 billion streams on spotify and youtube combined 20 billion streams i didnt know i didnt know that [ cheers and applause i didnt know that jimmy really yeah, really. Wow. Jimmy over 20 billion. Good news jimmy is that yeah, it is good news yeah [ laughter ] is this is it bizarre to you . Does it feel is it exciting are you yeah, of course no, im so happy i feel amazing im living my dream. Im still the same guy, you know so, im so happy im so excited i think this year is going to be better, 2020. So, yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy its going to be your year. You are so different and refreshing you have a brandnew voice that no ones doing a different style that no ones doing. A different fashion that no ones doing. And i want to applaud you for that cause i think its so cool that you can be different [ cheers and applause youre always doing something different. And you dont listen to anybody. If anyone tries to push back, be like, no, why is he wearing that . I dont care about it you know, always people are gonna criticize or maybe they dont see what you see, you know, the vision its about doing what you feel you know jimmy so, if people want to dress up as bad bunny or people want to be bad bunny, whats your advice . The way to be like bad bunny and dress like bad bunny is just like however you want be yourself. Be the same. [ cheers ] jimmy thats what i mean exactly be yourself. Yeah jimmy just be yourself be yourself jimmy you always were yourself yeah. Jimmy i have to say, we have this album cover here you were nice enough to give it to us. To debut to everybody, the cover of your album. [ cheers ] its top secret [ cheers ] jimmy i know its top secret. But i love it. I love it. [ laughter ] [ whispering ] yeah, i think so. [ laughter ] jimmy here it is here is the cover of the new bad bunny. Its gonna be the first time jimmy no, this is it this is the debut jimmy this is the debut. Here, drum roll. Louder drum roll [ drum roll [ cheers and applause whoo whoa i love it. I love it. [ cheers and applause i love it. I love it. I love it. Thank you thank you. Jimmy i have a lot of questions because you this is your first album in a long time fans are going nuts, like me, and i follow you on twitter and instagram. And you said that you werent gonna tweet until the album was gonna come out and then i go, okay, and im kind of waiting. And i know you but im just like, whats he talking about, man. And then you tweeted this out. And it says palo, palo, palo, palo, palo, palo, palo, palo. And then, gracias. It means hits hits, hits, hits, hit. S jimmy that means hits. The rumor is you might have 20 tracks on the new album is that true you dont even have to say yes or no, just cause i dont want you to get in trouble. If its true, can you give me the pinky . Okay. Okay okay, okay jimmy all right. Yeah. Jimmy are there 20 tracks this to album . Uh [ cheers and applause jimmy okay this is another one i a a rumor. It said yhlqmdlg coming soon [ light laughter ] fans go, well, thats the name of the album. Is that possibly true . Is that the name of the album . [ applause ] you know what that means, right . Jimmy no, what does that mean the name of the album is yo hago lo que me da la gana. [ cheers ] jimmy yo hago yo hago jimmy yo hago. Lo que. Jimmy lo que me da jimmy me da. La gana la gana. And that means i do whatever i want. Jimmy i do whatever i want yeah. Jimmy no, i said that . Wow, thats the name of the album. This is all exclusive. [ cheers and applause this is all exclusive stuff im freaking out you gave me all the scoops heres one last one here, and this is, again, you can always say no or dont do anything, but if its true or something, maybe just do that okay. Jimmy you were at the allstar game. You played in the allstar game by the way, congratulations. You sank one basket. Awe [ laughter ] thank you. Thank you. Im so proud my dad is so proud jimmy really yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy thats pretty cool all the grammys my son get a bucket in the nba. You know [ laughter ] jimmy big nba fan . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, cool well as you were playing everyone was wondering why you were wearing the number 29 everyone was saying, wait, is it going to be released on the thats a three pointer. Jimmy is it going to be released i look like ray allen jimmy on the 29th, which would be this saturday so that would be impossible, but is is the album release on the 29th . [ applause ] this saturday . This saturday . Yo, this saturday. Yeah. [ cheers and applause yeah, yeah, yeah jimmy this saturday. Oh, my gosh. Yeah whoo jimmy this saturday. Youre the best. You dont have to do that. You dont have to do that. No, no, thats sounds so far. Like, saturday sound so far. I think its gonna be tomorrow at midnight. Jimmy tomorrow at midnight lets do that. [ cheers and applause thats even better yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy weve got the new bad bunny tomorrow at midnight hell be performing for us after the break. Stick around, everybody. Yes. Yes. [ cheers and applause yes. [ cheers and applause the only thing that makes tmobiles new offer on iphone 11 better is the people you share it with. So right now, switch to tmobile and get 2 lines of unlimited for only 90 and 2 iphone 11s on us. All on our newest, most powerful signal that goes farther than ever before. Hurry into tmobile now and get 2 lines of unlimited for only 90 and 2 iphone 11s on us. 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Mike im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause jimmy performing ignorantes with sech from his new album yo hago lo que me da la gana, once again, bad bunny [ cheers and applause [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ cheers and applause jimmy bad bunny sech yo hago lo que me da la gana is out tomorrow at midnight che tom steyer will beat donald trump on the economy. His people over profits plan makes a living wage a right. Creates thousands of good paying green jobs in california. And provides a 10 tax cut for everyone making under 250,000. Toms plan also makes health care a right, by adding a public option to obamacare. Protects union negotiated plans. And ensures californians can make their own health care choices. Im tom steyer and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to john mulaney, bad bunny [ cheers and applause tomorrow at midnight sech and the roots, right there from philadelphia stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night hope to see you tomorrow bye, bye [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Elisabeth Moss from dispatchers from elsewhere, actor, richard e. Grant music from mt. Joy featuring the 8g band with Michelle Baptiste [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. 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