Look at him. He looks like a 5yearold coming to the sidelines during a soccer practice. Did you see me, mom . I ran over there, and then i ran over there, and then i scored a goal. Okay, im going to go back. Former White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci is reportedly in talks with publishers about a book chronicling his tenure in the white house. A book . [ laughter ] you were there for ten days. At best you could release a fortune cookie. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] north korean state media today called President Trump a coward for canceling his visit to the Demilitarized Zone during his trip to asia. Listen, President Trump is a lot of things, but a coward is just one of those things. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] republicans republicans are reportedly hoping that President Trump will pressure alabama senator candidate roy moore to drop out of the race, and roy moore still might not drop out, but at least hell know what its like to be pressured by an o
Democrats. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] senator ron johnson yesterday became the first gop senator to announce that he will not support the republican tax plan. Paul ryan called it a real kick in the where his balls should be. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump met with republican lawmakers in the basement of the capitol today just before they voted on the new tax reform bill, and nobody was more excited to see them down there than eric. Welcome to my basement, father [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] father come. The bucket is a chair. [ laughter ] President Trump delivered a statement at the white house yesterday about his 12day trip to asia. Said trump, it was so cool. They eat with these crazy what do they call it . Theyre really weird. Ive never seen them before. Oh, right. Napkins. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump reportedly joked to House Republicans today that he only likes between 30 to 40 of them. Dont worry, he says that all o
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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 771 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome to the show, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. Thank you for watching. I appreciate it. Heres from we love you jimmy jimmy i love you, too. Aw, thank you. I appreciate it. Heres what everyones talking about. Some shocking news, you guys. It just came out that as many as four elected officials have not been accused of sexual harassment. [ cheers and applause ] and that is four of them. Steve wow. Jimmy thats the big story. Radio host Leeann Tweeden came forward and said senator al franken groped her without her consent. And she posted a photo as evidence. In fact, its so bad frankens already a frontrunner for president in 2020. Steve really . Jimmy yeah. [ applause ] already, yeah. Steve wow. Jimmy meanwhile its been reported Alabama Senate Senate Candidate roy moore would hang
Guy named donald trump jr. [ laughter ] hes not even related to me. My last names not junior. Everyone knows that. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump attacked his critics on twitter yesterday saying, when will all the haters and fools out there realize that having a relationship with russia is a good thing not a bad thing . Well having a relationship with russia will certainly never be as bad as having a president who uses the word haters. [ laughter ] im surprised he doesnt wear his [ cheers and applause ] im surprised he doesnt wear his maga hat like this. [ laughter ] the problem with haters is theyre going to hate. President trump met with president Vladimir Putin on saturday and said he believes putins claim that russia did not meddle in the election. That story again, bonnie believes clyde. [ laughter and applause ] Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell said today that he believes the women who have accused Senate Candidate roy moore of inappropriate sexual contact, addin