To your litigation. Like habeas boinkus, if it teases the court, missionary deposition, and proboner. Youll bang your gavel so hard hell need to take a five minute recess. Ill be watching. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Eye of the stormy. Plus, stephen welcomes Tiffany Haddish and Meredith Scardino featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen splendid. Thank you very much youre very kind. Please have a seat, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all. Down here, up there, out there, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. It was an historic day in the annals of american law. Because this morning, Stormy Daniels took te stand to do what she does best and thats spank donald trump. The fireworks started before court was even called to order, right . Because at 7 30 a. M. , trump put up this nowdeleted post. I have ju
Not qualified to be the president of the United States, a president who was trying to buddy up with putin. Every time he was in the same room with him, he got weak in the knees. A president who was confused when he said that biden was going to run us into world war ii. Trump has gotten more unstable and unhinged. Thinskinned and easily distracted. Chaos follows him. Hes never known how to sacrifice and the most harm hes ever possibly had is getting hit by a golf when hes sitting in a golf cart. Thats the truth. Im nikki haley, and i will be voting for a convicted criminal. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. The stoned age plus, stephen welcomes Chris Hemsworth and james dyson featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen oh welcome home. Welcome one and all in here, out there, all the ships at sea. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen C
From the people who didnt see magic mike because they thought it would turn them gay, comes a brandnew johnson that just became fully elect. The country demands strong leadership of this body. This fall, you wont believe the size of his spending package. Ive seen it. He will bang all night long, and he wants to strip away your rights. Starring Speaker Mike Johnson as maga mike xxelection denier. What a dick announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Mike drop. First, stephen welcomes keeganmichael key and elle key and john carpenter. With a special appearance by harvey guillen. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen nice to see you. Good to see you. Have a seat, everybody. Thank you very much. Welcome. Down here, up there, all around the world. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen what we call the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. It has now been
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Absolutely. Its a scam. Its a scam. Thats not a trial. He shamed Martha Stewart for not testifying. She has to get up on the stand and she has to say i didnt do it. Im innocent. He said he would testify himself. I love testifying. I tell the truth. I mean, all i can do is tell the truth. But then his lawyers gave him some advice. A quiet aboutface. [farting] announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Bed bad and beyond plus, stephen welcomes Anya Taylorjoy and second gentleman Douglas Emhoff featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen hey have a lovely show. Please have a seat, my friends. Thank you very much. Welcome. Welcome o one and all to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Ladies and gentlemen, weve been talking about Donald Trumps hush money trial for five weeks now, and i for one am thrilled that he is not in court today and we can t