Whoa, stop, stop. Stephen, not needed. But thank you, i appreciate it. Stephen what are you talking about . This isnt for you. Get out of the way. Hes coming. Im back. Wheres my fanfare . [fanfare] announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, who let the docs out . Plus, stephen welcomes prince harry, the duke of sussex featuring louis cato and the late show band and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen oh there you go. Good to see you. It worked. It worked. Louis come on. Stephen happy tuesday, happy, happy, happy. Happy. Happy. Hey, everybody thank you, ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] welcome to the late show, everybody. Thank you so much. Down here, up there, all around the empire. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Youve tuned in. Youve tuned in for a pretty big night. Because its pat benatars birthday. Happy birthday, pat benatar youre a real tough cookie with a long history. Of havi
The third vote, he loses another one. Another one. House speaker yesterday tried for a fofourth. Another one. Fifth. Another one. And sixth time. I aint never gonna stop. Seventh. Another one. An eighth vote now underway. Another one. A ninth vote. Another one. A tenth vote. Another one. An 11th time. Another one. 12th round. And another one. 13th. Another one. 14th. Anonother one. We are headed to another one. Mccarthy finally locking up the house speakership. The concessions to the rank that led to his victory could leave e him the weweakest speaen modern h history. Congratatulations. You played yourself. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, squeaker of the house. First, stephen welcomes tom hanks. And musical guest Rachael Vilray. Featuring louis cato and the late show band and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen how are you . Congratulations. Im still all over the place. Happy, happy
And John Williams featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its stephen colbert. [cheers and applause] stephen hey audience [chanting] Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen there you go. Welcome one and all. In here, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] listen, i want to Say Something to everybody at home. If youre standing, youd better sit down. And if youre sitting down, get on the floor and weep. Because there is a massive controversy rocking d. C. This week. The Washington Post asked a question that generations of historians will debate. The bidens ordered the same dish at a restaurant. Who does that . Ill tell you who ill tell you who a renegade president whos up to his bib in the Biggest National food scandal since nixon said this. I am not a cook. Stephen yes, thank you. Thank you. Thats rare. For a rollin. Whic
Two oldest candidates in u. S. History duking it out in the longest president ial campaign weve ever seen. You love highflying, buzzer beating, slamdunking tournament action from the ncaas top 68 teams. But in this march madness, its just two old men oneonone, playing for eight months. One is old, likes ice cream and trains. The other is old, loves porn stars and will die in jail if he loses. The winner is the first to 270 or whoever doesnt die first. Catch all the old man action on the court and in the court. March madness 2024. Alleyoops we did it again. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Face the nomination plus, stephen welcomes paul rudd and cecilia vega with special appearances by jon hamm and amy sedaris. Featuring live louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen i love you youve got to milk it. Thanks, everybody. Welcome. Please have a seat. Welom
Medical unit was like the wild west and staffers often had easy access to powerful stimulants and sedatives with little oversight. But this isnt the first time the white house has been awash in drugs. Because people have got to know whether or not their president s on crack. Well, im not on crack. Im on percocet. Get in here, pat. I wanna get funky. Mr. Gorbachev, i can see sounds. Read my lips. Im on ketamine. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Bar none plus, stephen welcomes rupaul and Yuval Noah Harari. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen thank you very much. Welcome down here, up there, all around the world to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] the big story today is the Supreme Court once again shoving their gavels up the election. Longtime viewers of america will remember that colorado kicked trump off the bal