Puppy. Scooby doo, who shot you . Did it happen in a gravel pit . We have to find out who shot scoobydoo. I dont think there is much of a mystery here. The innkeeper . Think again. This person shot a goat and three horses. Come on. Only one way to find out. Scooby, you are alive. Put the mask back on. I am hiding. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight. Gag, you are it. First, stephen welcomes. Ethan hawke and cedric the entertainer. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert. [cheers and applause] stephen have a seat. Thank you very much for being here. Welcome, one in all two of the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Donald trump was back in court today for his new york hush money trial. And in a twist no one saw coming he remained conscious. Which means he was brighteyed and bushytailed this morning when judge merchan held him in contempt of court for violating his
Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. R. F. Craycray. First, stephen welcomes Kerry Washington and congressman maxwell frost. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen thank you very much. Thank you very much. Simple, beautiful. Lovely. Thanks, everybody [cheers and applause] good to see you. Nice to see you. Welcome back. Welcome back. Hey, everybody thank you so much. Welcome. Welcome one and all. In here, out there, all the ships at sea. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheers and applause] lovely. Today was the fourth day of the escalating conflict between israel and hamas, and the news is both heartbreaking and horrific. But if you read any of that news on twitter, you might want to check someplace else. Because thanks to elon musk getting rid of twitters verification system, misinformation about israel and hamas has been spreading on twi
This june, cnn will host the first 2024 president ial debate between President Biden i could take him behind the gym and former President Trump. Id like to punch him in the face. Its the showdown between the men a breeze can blow down. And cnn has a preview of all the geriatric geriaction. The two candidates are really going at it. Wolf blitzer in the white shirt desperately trying to moderate. Oh, and trump is down and now biden on the attack. Biden is down and blitzer is down and before biden and trump go toetotoe, tune in early to watch the undercard to be between 70yearold rfk jr. And an escalator. Rfk jr. Coming in hot, and down goes bobby announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Cohen out with a bang and David Letterman takes the Colbert Questionert. Plus, stephen welcomes Claudia Jessie and musical guest norah jones featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and ap
[humming] hmm announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Burning down the house. First, stephen welcomes Anderson Cooper. And musical guest japanese breakfast. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey [cheers and applause] hi [cheers and applause] hey thanks, everybody. Welcome, welcome, one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheers and applause] the nation is still reeling from yesterdays big story about former speaker of the house Kevin Mccarthy, seen here saying, hello, monsterdotcom . After just 9 months of sucking at his job, mccarthy was stripped of the gavel by eight members of his own party. To make it even worse, this all happened and this is true on national kevin day. [laughter] [applause] theres a national kevin day. What a way to honor it. Today is, of course and, again, this is true is National Taco day and National Vodka day. Taco
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