And prone to panic in third. And here comes does this cough mean anything . Does this cough mean anything on the outside track. And whats this . Charging from the back of the pack, maybe this will all just blow over coming on strong. Maybe this will all just blow over challenging for the lead. Oh, maybe this will all just blow over has bucked its rider and is running the other way. And its generalized anxiety by three lengths. Generalized anxiety takes the roses. Though its probably allergic. From all of me at churchill downs, im going to need another mint julep. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, cancel culture governor Chris Christie and musical guest nathaniel with jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen oh, hi. Welcome to my perch up in the breeze. On monday, it was water. Yesterday, it was fire. So today, its the light show with stephen colbair. Im also up here among the trees, because i read on facebook that v
Avengers and is the star of the Netflix Original altered carbon, Anthony Mackie is joining us, everybody also, Bernie Sanders is the new king of the democrats, the crossover is going on tour, and donald trump tries to pronounce indian words. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick things off with the royal family. Theyre like the kardashians but less welcoming to black people. Its been a month since harry and meghan announced they wanted to leave the family, and now theyre told theyre free to go but have to leave their name tags behind. Harry and meghan will be royals no more at least publicly. They released at the tails of stepping down with the royal duties, with the agreement the queen not use royal in any more philanthropic or commercial pursuits. They will no longer be able to use their royal titles after march 31. Trevor damn ham harry and meghan are losing their titles . Thats the most embarrassing loss thins williams hairline. laughter but, yes, the queen announced harry a
Criticizing President Trumps conduct in office. All right, cool, but, you worked super closely with him for almost two years this is like, leaving a hospital job and saying, oh, by the way, dr. Friedman never washed his hands. [ laughter ] why are you just telling us now . Did dancing with the stars not call you back . I cant believe im going to say this, but i have more respect for scaramucci that dude was there for a week and a half, but hes been out here warning us about trump for two years. So [ laughter and applause so why dont you put your face back in your hand and carry it out to the garbage President Trump hinted yesterday that he may pardon his former adviser roger stone who was convicted as part of the russia investigation. Oh, come on, roger stone doesnt get pardoned from prison he escapes from it i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] like a 60s batman villain if he does get pardoned, this is what it will look like [ laughter ] attorney general [ applause ] attorney general wil
Nothing is everything mahatma gandhis former home said trump, cool, wheres he ask your dermatologist about skyrizi. Live now . [ laughter ] nicer place . [ light laughter ] disgraced movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein was convicted hundred bands in my pocket, its on me today in a Sexual Assault trial. Ah, you mean the walker didn on me yeah, your grandmama probably know me know me work its a moment when i show up, got em sayin, wow [ laughter ] oh, man, hes really, really new doritos flamin hot limon. Going to have to [ cheers and applause i lied. As a strategy, hes going to have to step it up at sentencing it dramatic choir music up, dramatic choir music and just arrive in a hearse. [ laughter ] President Trump on friday dramatic choir music attacked the south korean movie parasite for winning oscar for best picture and claimed, it should only have been allowed to compete in the foreign film category. Yeah, because if you want to do its the rush of relaxation. Business in the the united sh
Reyez is joining us also Jordan Klepper tries to get the black vote, why the coronavirus is good for netflix and why bad guys dont use iphones. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with President Trump. Ever since he moved in to the white house, hes been worried about two things one, that eric would find out where he went and, two, that a deep state inside his own government was secretly out to get him. Well, it turns out he may have been right. A doctor who once told the nation President Trump has incredible genes admits making some secret additions to mr. Trumps diet et. Ronny jackson served as president ial physician for five years till 2018. He tells the New York Times he and his staff were working on improving the president s diet including putting cauliflower in the president s mashed potatoes. Jackson told the times his goal was to help trump lose up to 15 pounds. Trevor yep, the white house doctor was secretly hiding cauliflower in trumps mashed potatoes so he wo