Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, bette midler author bryan washington, an allnew closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. How is everybody doing tonight there are now six days until the election, so get in line now lets get to the news. According to the latest numbers, over 70 Million People across the country have already voted or, as the Postal Service is reporting, none. During a Campaign Rally in florida, yesterday, former president obama criticized President Trump for treating the presidency as, quote, a reality show that can give him the attention he craves. And by the number of tiki torches, im guessing its survivor the third baseman for the Los Angeles Dodgers was pulled from their worldserieswinning game last night during the seventh inning, after he tested positive for the coronavirus and not a moment too soon because third base is one of the easiest ways to catch the virus. [ light laughter ] we ha
They may need if they can. And its a reminder really here, and the reason i am bringing this to you as the top news right now of the hour, its a reminder how many tools this Prior Administration simply declined to use during the Ongoing Health crisis weve all been living through. Here is the bottom line, keeping it very clear. Under the traditional rules of obamacare, americans who qualify for those health plans, they must sign up within basically six weeks out of the year, and thats accept, unless they can prove they had a, quote, Major Life Change. Now think about this tonight. Havent we all had a Major Life Change since the virus hit in 2020 . What President Biden is doing with this new order is applying that straight forward logic. Call it logic. Call it humanitarian. Call it with a you want, to empower people to sign up now outside of that usual legal window, which can deliver more health care coverage, especially to people who may urgently need it, given whats going on. As for th
Embuzzler, the deductibowl cut, the i dread paying what i owe, and the mulletmepayless business in the front, bankrupt in the back. So come on into shady cuts today. We cut it right off so you can claim a writeoff. Warning there are limits to what we can hide. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, deductions. Stephen welcomes Mireya Villarreal and musical guest rex orange county, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in this building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen fantastic. Fantastic to be here, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Put the coffee down, dont want anybody to get burned. Weve had some fun with donald trump over the years. Weve laughed, weve cried, weve mostly cried. But every once in a while you get a troubling reminder that hes president. Lke this weekend when, to fill Ruth Bader Ginsbergs seat on the Supreme Court, trump nominated federal judge and inhouse atto
I. We will pick an incredible woman. The decision will be announced saturday. 5 00 on saturday. At the white house. Republicans say they have the votes to move forward. Mitt romney will back a vote. My liberal friends have gotten used to having a liberal court. Coronavirus has killed more than 200,000 people across the u. S. President trump it a shame. Would you have 2. 5 million deaths. Countries face hard decisions. Too many breaches, too many opportunities for our invisible enemy to slip through undetected. Flooding in texas after Tropical Storm beta made landfall. It still poses a flooding risk. The water has come up so quickly. Cindy mccain announced shes endorsing joe biden for president. Denver with a win in game three. Murray with an exclamation point. All that. President trump claiming protesters are throwing cans of tuna at the police. Bumblebee said, eat em. Dont throw em. A million mile battery at the event. A car with a million mile battery life at a time when we have abso
Trevor this is so unfair. Parrots just repeat what they hear, so if theyre cursing, its not their fault. Its the zookeepers fault for letting them watch the president ial debate. By the way, we hear the parrots cursing because they can learn english. You realize other animals are cursing all the time, too, right . Theyre all locked in prison. Thats what a zoo is, and they didnt even chit crimes. Every time you hear a lion roar, its another one going i want my ~bleep its the circle of life why is the zoo removing the parrots . Are you insane . This sounds by far like the best zoo you can go into. You know where i can see a bird that doesnt curse . Literally anywhere. I get you want to shield the children from it, make it an adults part of the zoo. Do you remember president obama, yeah, is nice guy america was with before she got catfished . Well for people who missed the 44th president of the United States, heres a way you can keep a little piece of him with you at all times. Rare items