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Lke this weekend when, to fill Ruth Bader Ginsbergs seat on the Supreme Court, trump nominated federal judge and inhouse attorney at westworld, amy coney barrett. Senate republicans celebrated by hawking fundraising tshirts that say, notorious a. C. B. R. B. G. s not even in the ground yet and youre stealing her nickname . Thats the most ghoulish move since 1865 when Andrew Johnson called himself honest andy. I shall not perish from this earth. A lot of voters see this as just a naked power grab, because according to a recent washington postabc newsfrosted flakes poll, 57 of americans say the Supreme Court pick should be left to the winner of the president ial election. The majority of americans dont want trump to fill r. B. G. s seat right now. But, if the majority of americans got what they wanted Hillary Clinton would be president , jon snow would be on the iron throne, and mallomars would be available year round. Come on, nabisco have you heard of refrigerated trucks . Seasonal cookie my ass fight it . Fight it. But theres not a lot democrats can do to stop barrett from being confirmed. As illinois senator dick durbin exhaled this weekend we can slow it down perhaps a matter of hours, maybe days at the most, but we cant stop the outcome. Stephen senator durbin is right. Justice barrett is inevitable. Like death and donald trump not paying his taxes. Speaking of which, last night we learned the New York Times obtained Donald Trumps taxes for the last 20 years. We got the returns and trump is in some deep w2 doo. Now, the New York Times wouldnt reveal their sources, but we do have this exclusive leaked footage of times reporters obtaining trumps returns. suspenseful music not sure why it cuts back to Alfred Molina so long there at the end. Hes a fine actor but i think were done when he gets the taxes. bleep . laughter crunching sounds one of the big headlines is that in 2016, the year he won the presidency, trump paid 750 in federal income taxes. laughter 750 . trump paid Stormy Daniels 130,000, and he screwed the country way more. And 750s generous because, turns out, trump paid no income taxes at all in ten of the previous 15 years. Partly because of questionable socalled business expenses, including more than 70,000 paid to style his hair during the apprentice. He spent 70,000 on that . I cant believe im going to say this, but. He should have paid more. Trump found so many loopholes that in 2010, he claimed, and received, an Income Tax Refund totaling 72. 9 million. I assume when the government sends you a refund that big, the chairman of the fed shows up with a giant novelty check. And you know how trumps always talking about how hes under audit . Turns out, thats because the i. R. S. Isnt certain that trumps refund was, uh, the legal. And he better win this audit, because if he loses he would owe the i. R. S. Taxes and penalties that could exceed 100 million. as trump hey, mexico, forget about that wall. Just pay for my tax bill. Uncle sams gonna take my thumbs. Hes gonna take my thumbs theres a good chance ol fake billionaire president wouldnt be able to pay that bill because turns out the president s businesses have amassed chronic losses that he aggressively employs to avoid paying taxes. Its a classic producers situation. Trump tried to earn more money with a flop than with a hit. Also, there are nazis. In fact, since 2000, trumps beloved golf courses have been 315. 6 million in the hole. Someone needs to explain to him that in golf you want a low score, in golf business you really dont want to finish 315 million under par. One of the few things that earned trump any money was the apprentice, which brought him a total of 427 million. So trump made more money in reality tv than he did in reality. That explains his new series so you thought he was a millionaire. Now, some are saying his dire financial straits prove that he only ran for president to reanimate the marketability of his name. But its a classic branding strategy. Advertising is based on one thing destroying democracy stephen in addition to trumps business losses, he is personally responsible for loans and other debts totaling 421 million. To put that in laymens terms i cant. Its 421 million. But i will say this when i graduated from college, i owed my university 100, cause i lost a library book, and they wouldnt send me my diploma. I had to borrow it from my mom. But 421 million, normally you dont find someone who owes that kind of money in the oval office. You find them washed up on the banks of a river. And trump only looks like he washed up on the banks of a river. Bloat gloat slam stephen so, somebody out there, we dont know who, has got the leader of the free world by the short hairs. If he gets reelected, air force one is gonna end up on pawnstars. Best i could do is 2,000. Its got a lot of hamburger stains. Its bad, its very, very bad for a president to owe so much money. In fact, significant delinquent debt disqualifies most people from obtaining a Government Security clearance because its a point of leverage for foreign adversaries. You cant trust anyone with that kind of conflict of interest. You wouldnt want to go in for liver surgery and find out your doctor owes a lot of money to hannibal lecter. Is the patient sedated . Great, open the chianti and start sauteeing the fava beans. Now, of course the president had a response to these allegations. And much like the finances themselves, it doesnt exactly stand up to scrutiny. He tweeted, the fake news media, just like election time 2016, is bringing up my taxes and all sorts of other nonsense with illegally obtained information and only bad intent. Wait. It cant be both made up and illegally obtained. Its a like a husband saying im not sleeping with your sister also, wlking in on us was a huge violation of our privacy. This weekend, joe biden picked up a key endorsement former professional wrestler and building that wished to be a real boy, dwayne the rock johnson. Johnson made his announcement in a video on sunday morning. Happy sunday, everybody. We are approximately five weeks away from election day. Arguably the most critical election our country has seen in decades. Stephen powerful words i assume. I wasnt listening because i was too distracted by how absolutely meatbeefed he is good god. Its like someone stuffed a cashmere sweater full of bowling balls. Jeff koons called. He wants his steel balloon animal back. Pop art slam stephen the rock also posted a clip from a zoom call he did with biden and Kamala Harris where he had a question for them how will the both of you earn the respect of the American People once youre in the white house . By doing what we say were gonna do. By keeping our word the American People are strong, theyre tough. Stephen okay, are you just saying that because youre looking at the rock . as biden theyre strong theyre tough. Theyre bald theyre jumanji, theyre fast furious, theyre hobbes, theyre shaw, theyre ballers, jack come on johnson also had kind words for bidens running mate kamala, im gonna embarrass you just for a little bit because im gonna talk about your your amazing experience. You have been an attorney, a district attorney, a state attorney, a u. S. Senator, smart, tough. Ive seen you in those hearings and, um, in my opinion, you are a certified badass. Stephen wow, that is high praise. The rock certifying you a badass is like trump certifying you as having a bad as. as trump very dumpy. Very dimply. Nice puddin pants. You could really punish the porcelain with that terrible tush. Now, this endorsement could give biden an edge in swing states like north carolina, where the president ial race is tight. Although not nearly as tight as the rocks sweater i mean, come on its like a pile of cantaloupes squeezed into a onesie from the baby gap its too bad for trump that he didnt lock down the fast furious vote, because according to a brand New Washington postabc newse. L. Fudge poll, nationally, biden holds a commanding ten point lead. But remember, thats with a margin of error of plus or minus one electoral college. And weirdly, men have not had much change of heart from four years ago, because trumps lead among men is about the same as his margin over Hillary Clinton in 2016. Come on, my mans youre clinging to trump like a worn out pair of briefs. Let him go, hes nothing but loose waistband and skid marks, and hes making the women in your life lose sexual interest speaking of women losing interest, white women a group that trump won by nine points back in 2016, now favor biden by a 15 point margin. Wow, thats a 24point swing. And the first time trump has made that many women go away without having to pay them. Stormy slamiels stephen weve got a great show for you tonight. Mariah carey is here. But when we come back, ill preview tomorrows debate. Cell phone repair. Did you know Liberty Mutual customizes your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need . Just get a quote at libertymutual. Com. Really . Ill check that out. Oh yeah. I think i might get a quote. Not again aah, come on rice. Do your thing. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Now any order can be rewarding when you use the app. No matter how you pay, youll be closer to earning rewards and getting more of your favorites for free. 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The flames, the ash, it was terrifying. Thousands of family homes are destroyed in wildfires. Families are forced to move and higher property taxes are a huge problem. Prop 19 limits taxes on wildfire victims so families can move without a tax penalty. Nineteen will help rebuild lives. Vote yes on 19. Stephen hey, everybody. Welcome back. Lets say hi to our friend mr. Jon batiste. Hello, jon. Jon hello. Stephen hows everything in your neck of the woods. Jon its good. Its as good as it can be. Im feeling good. How about yourself . Stephen good. Im hopped up on mallomars. Do you eat them . Jon whats that . Stephen a seasonal cookie. Jon no, never had a mallomar. Stephen you are kidding me. Jon never had one. Stephen thats a mallomar. Do you know whos going to send you . Mallow mars are going to send them to you. Why should i send them to you while im giving them free air time right now . Jon stock them up. Stephen its a seasonal cookie. Theyre only shipping them certain times of the year because its fudge or not, and it also melts. Its all a scam. Jon im ready to try it out. I love cookies. I Love Chocolate chip cookies in they make those. Stephen check those out. You wont regret it. How did farm aid go this weekend . Jon a great cause. Im grad to be part of it. I think it was well received and they raised upwards of 40,000 in an hour show. Stephen thats wonderful. Jon i interrupted you. What were you playing on the piano . Stephen happy changes. I was trying to find harmonic movements that have happiness in it and take myself there. Stephen take us there please, i beg you. lighthearted music jon you know. Stephen sure. Thats the kind of music you want to hear when youre starting your date. Jon yes, its, like, ive got on a good suit, maybe a top hat and a pair of cuff links and im with somebody i love, you know, and im going with it. Stephen thats my vibe for the rest of the night. Jon weve got to stick with that, even if its only in our imagination. Stephen jon batiste, everybody. Thanks, jon. Jon yes, indeed. Thank you, stephen. Stephen folks, this is a big week for both candidates, because tomorrow night biden and trump will square off in their firstever president ial debate and the late show is gonna be live the debate will be moderated by fox news Chris Wallace at Case Western Reserve University in cleveland. Earlier today, workers were testing out the microphones, and ended up debating one of the most divisive issues facing america does pineapple belong on pizza . Pineapple is fruit and it doesnt belong on a pizza, pizza should be bread, tomato paste, cheese, and meat and other vegetable toppings. I feel like putting pineapple on it gives the public a false sense of what pizza really is. Is a tomato not a fruit . It is a fruit. Stephen classic pizza debate strategy. Let your opponent talk themselves into a trap. It reminds me of the 96 debates between bill clinton and bob dole. Bob dole believes pizza is a dinner food what my opponent doesnt realize is, when you put pizza on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime. applause stephen thats how he won. Clincher. I hope they do debate pizza toppings at tomorrow nights debate. as trump pineapple belongs on pizza, ham belongs on pizza, hamburgers belong on pizza, smaller pizzas belong on larger pizzas. Whatever greasy load of carbs and salt you put in front of me i will shovel directly into the little puckeryhole. as biden come on, man, you cant go putting pineapples on pizza, thats bananas and putting bananas on pizza is pure pineapples back in scranton, we kept it simple you got your sauce, you got your sausage meats, and maybe a little pecorinoromano, none of that Monterey Jack, jack the rare Monterey Jack joke. Just like the election, trump is already predicting that if he loses the debate, itll be because biden cheated, tweeting i will be strongly demanding a drug test of Sleepy Joe Biden prior to, or after, the debate on tuesday night. Prior to, or after the debate . Come on, you call yourself a showman . Do it during as trump ooh, looks like sleepy joe gets performance anxiety when were all watching. And just listen to that weak stream. No way youre getting any respect from xi jinping unless you can write your name on the great wall. To his credit, trump is willing to put his whiz where his mouth is. Whether he is or not does not matter, but i would love to take a test and he can take a test too. Stephen as trump i would love to take a test. Honestly, id love to get anything going, flowwise. My economic plan isnt the only thing thats trickledown. And because this is where we are now, and trump started the whole bodily function thing, a biden spokesperson was forced to respond Vice President biden intends to deliver his debate answers in words. If the president thinks his best case is made in urine, he can have at it. Wed expect nothing less from donald trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200,000 americans. Damn, mr. Trump, that must sting like a jellyfish burn which millions of us would be happy to help you with. So, the debate has literally become a bleep contest. Now, theres no reason to think joe biden is on drugs, unless you count exceeding the dosage guidelines for ensure. But if he feels compelled to take this drug test, hell need some advice on how to pass, and my writer django is here to generously offer some surefire drug testing tips. Django, are you there . Thanks for being here. Lshana tova, steve. Stephen and with your spirit. So, how do you pass a drug test . Passing a drug test is all about confidence. Whether the job is president of the United States or grocery bagger at the yulupa Avenue Safeway from 20012003, and then again briefly in 2009. Stephen confidence . I didnt know that. Thats it . Confidence, and an unlubricated condom full of gradea clean stream. Dont bother with the dark web. Its mad sketchy. I sent one guy a hundred bucks. He promised hed fax me his urine. I was waiting around at kinkos all day stephen okay, lets say youve got your clean sample. Then what . When they send you off with your cup, just make sure to bring some nail clippers. Otherwise you gotta jab open a hole in the condom with your keys, next thing you know, youre covered in employment juice. Stephen okay, thats disgusting. So, if biden does all this stuff, you think hell pass the test . Worked for me five years ago. Stephen five years ago . Django, did you cheat on the drug test for this job . Uh. My internets going through a canyon, steve bye phew, that was a close one. Stephen you didnt hang up, django. Stephen colbsquare cant know i smoke pot on the reg. Stephen i can still hear you, django. And its also legal now. Im already in trouble for selling steves hair to those dudes on the dark web so they can grow a colbert clone inside a goat. Stephen my writer django, everyone. Drop him a line, joe. Well be right back with mariah carey. Youre selling my hair . There he is. Oh, wow. Youre doing, uh, youre doing really great with the twirling. Dad, if you want to talk, i have a break at 3 00. Okay, okay. Im going. Im gone. Like like i wasnt here. [ horn honks ] keep keep doing it, buddy. Switch to progressive and you can save hundreds. You know, like the sign says. Dynanana, nana, nana, eh dynanana, nana, nana, eh light it up, dynamite shining through the city with a little funk and soul so ima light it up like dynamite cause, ahah, shining through the city with a little funk and soul im a light it up like dynamite, whoa your happy place. Shining through the city with a little funk and soul find your breaking point. Then break it. Every emergenc gives you a potent blend of nutrients so you can emerge your best with emergenc. Being able to order stuff online it helps out a lot. We get to use that time that we would be at the grocery store. That time is priceless. That time is priceless. Woo go go go go go go go go on a real vacation. Visit go rving. Com or your nearest rv dealer. Stephen hey welcome back, everybody my guest tonight is a fivetime grammy awardwinning singer who has sold over 200 million records worldwide and has the most number one singles of any solo artist in history. Please welcome, mariah carey. Mariah, thank you so much for being here hi, stephen. How are you . Stephen very good now that youre here. How have you been riding out the quarantine . Well, i think, just like everybody else, its been an adjustment. How have you been riding . You have been thriving. Youre still doing your show and ive still been working. Stephen very lucky to still be able to do the show. Me, too. Im glad to be able to be here and to be able to talking to you during this. I have two nineyearolds, so its been a bit challenging because, you know, you want them to have a normal life and have a normal you know, we wanted to have to have them enjoy the summer, so, and they got through that. Now school is back on for them. Stephen are they home schooling or going off . Well, theyve always been home skewed. They have a fabulous teacher, and then we have to because we were in manhattan the first four months of covid, we didnt leave. So the teacher is from l. A. , so we did virtual schooling even then and they adjusted to it. In the beginning, it was hard. You have to make sure theyre not on the ipad, doing other stuff they want to do instead of participating in the scholastic experience. So, yeah, they have been doing great with that. I think its what we have to do right now, you know . Stephen well, you actually caused a splash just recently because i dont have to tell you or anybody out there youre the undisputed queen of christmas. Thank you. Stephen but you caused a stir by sending out this tweet last week. It says, thanksgiving is canceled. laughter and, listen, if it comes down from on high, that means thanksgiving is canceled. You throw people in such a panic. No, i have to tell you, thats a chapter in my book, and i just tweeted that as sort of a little teaser for the fans because theres an actual story attached to it, and somebody literally said that to me, like i just want you to know thanksgiving is canceled. And i was, like, whos telling frank perdue how were going to get through all this . Weve got to return all the turkeys. laughter stephen well, here is the book, it is the meaning of mariah carey. Its out tomorrow. What is the true meaning of mariah carey . Much like christmas, i know were supposed to be keeping mariah carey in our heart all year around laughter you know, without getting too deep, its a constant quest to understand the meaning of ourselves, and whats meaningful to us and, you know, its been started writing the book, like, three years ago, and really have been wanting to write it for like since i was pregnant with the twins, so, like, ten years now. Its been a cathartic experience, and theres some fun stuff thats, you know, thats in the book. Thers a lot of fun stuff, but its a lot about really i wanted to just emancipate that little girl that i was before anybody ever heard of me as a professional singer. So thats hopefully what ive done here. Stephen i know you write your own songs and you were inducted in the songwriters hall of fame this year. Congratulations ont that. Thank you. I didnt get to go to the ceremony because of covid. I think theyll do something whenever. This is my acceptance speech, thank you so much i didnt get to go to the show, it was canceled. Stephen how do you compare songs to writing a book, which is more therapeutic for you . I would say i mean, look, writing working on this book for three years has been, like i said, its been very cathartic therapeutic, but writing songs has always been my first love. So the lyrics are woven into the book, and a lot of them, you know, it just illustrates the fact that i have been telling my story for years as a songwriter, so everybody with a, you know, why now, its, like, when the hell did you expect me to do it . I have been traveling, touring, you know, i have kids, i have been writing songs, producing albums, doing all this stuff but i never got to really sit down and recount all these different moments that sort of define who i am for my fans and ultimately for myself because, even, like, doing the audio book now which has been such a great, Creative Experience for me because the lyrics are interwoven with the whole book and sometimes im singing, sometimes im reading them, and then theres also this new little thing that came out in the press today about something that i did back in the days that now the fans have gotten, a little album i didnt tell anybody about that i stephen well, ive got that right here. This caused quite a stir today. What year is this . Is this 95 . Yeah, when i was doing, like, one sweet day and fantasy and very different songs. But thats my artwork. Theres a dead roach there. Stephen this is alt rock. It was such a popular genre. I was like, i have a full band so ill make up nonsense and sing it. Stephen and never told anybody this was you. No, i didnt. And i worked with my friend clarissa who came in and did vocallings on top of what i laid out. The the label is, like, you cant do this. It was a big deal. And, so, she came in and laid her vocals, and then she wrote a song as well, and she had been someone who was really nice to me, before i had a record deal she let me live with her. She was very you know, she was a very sweet, very kind person to me when not many people were. Stephen have you ever hard anybody talk about this album not knowing that you were involved with it . No, because it was so i did a video, and we kind of, like you know, i wanted it to be released so bad. My plan was i was going to dress up in a costume and make a video and be unrecognizable and release it and see what happened, but that god stifled by certain people at the label, so, you know, i kind of had to abandon the project, but im kind of happy that at this moment that the fans are actually hearing it because its me doing an accent, doing an invitation of someone that i created that doesents actually exist. So, you know, but then, again, theres layered vocals on top. Its only someone who really knows my voice would be able to hear it and know that its me. Stephen okay. You attended 500 hours of Beauty School. Yes. Stephen so youre literally a Beauty School dropout. I guess i am, and i have been saying this for years. I had so many weird things around my identity and figuring out my hair and how to do makeup and stuff like that because i never felt pretty or, you know, like i fit into one particular group or whatever. But i always knew i wanted to be a singer. So i was, like, okay, Beauty School in the interim will be helpful because i knew i would be a horrible waitress, which i was, and i was horrible at anything else. Stephen what made you a horrible waitress . Because im married to a horrible waitress. Our joke is she was called a weak link in the chain. What made you a horrible waitress . First of all, i hated it. Stephen that doesnt help. That contributed to it. But of the things is and this is sad a because i also failed remedial math even though my father was an aeronautical engineer, i didnt get that. So i couldnt work the Cash Register properly. And the girls there were there and cared about the job and were waitressing and was oer than me because i was a kid who started in the industry young, and they were, like, this girl is messing up the order. And no one could remember my name. I didnt want to always explain mariah and this is how you pronounce it because no one had that name, i would make up a name that was more common, like debbie, and then i would forget that name i told that table and they would be, like, debbie and i was listening to my demo not aware anyone was calling me. Stephen stick around, everybody. Back with more Mireya Villarreal. Gold by Andreya Triana we believe in good we can all afford. Sing it, yeah, yeah from make believe made for everyone. All gold to e to a tshirt that means the world. Yeah, good to me well, heres to first dates you look amazing. And you look amazingly comfortable. When your vneck looks more like a uneck. Thats when you know, its halfwashed. Try downy fabric conditioner. Unlike detergent alone, downy helps prevent stretching by conditioning and smoothing fibers, so clothes look newer, longer. Downy and its done. Imagine the places well go. Together. 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Were back with unlimited superstar mariah carey. Well, tell me about the rarities. Its a dual Council Members d. Which we actually made physical c. D. S for the fans. Theyre songs that previously have never been released but were recorded starting at the beginning of my career so its all different eras of me as an artist. Its something i think the fans will enjoy. Theres live moments, theres songs i wrote so long ago, and recently, like one new song called save the day featuring ms. Lauryn hill. So, yeah, its been a great thing because it coincides with the book. There are songs i found in my vault i never released, and i just happened to have written a story about covering the story on my own which i won my first trophy and learning to sit in with musician. I wrote a song called lul lula y bird land. Its been a process. Stephen well, speaking of everything old is new again, i need to talk to you before i let you go about all i want for christmas because this thing, for the people out there who dont know, the song came out 25 years ago, but just last year it made it to number one for the first time. A, why do you think it took so damn long and, b, what did it mean for you 25 years later to achieve that . First of all, it was amazing because i wasnt even born when i wrote the song no, really, the thing about all i want for christmas is you is its the first Christmas Song i wrote. Obviously, i wrote christmas, and it went to number one on the holiday chart almost every year, but more weeks on the number one chart than anything. But last year, courtesy of the lams, it went on the billboard hot 100, which youre competing with people who just started less than a year ago, and it became the last number one of 2019 and the first number one of 2020. So it was kind of very i mean, look, i cant even explain how great it felt. Stephen that makes four decades with a number one hit which no one else has done. Thank you for being here tonight. Lovely to see you again. Likewise. I appreciate you. Thank you for having me. Early merry christmas. Stephen thanksgiving is the answerled i didnt say it. Stephen the meaning of mariah carey is available tomorrow and the album the rarities is out on friday. Mariah carey, everybody. Well be right back with a performance by rex orange county. Sprinting past every leak in our softest, smoothest fabric. Shes confident, protected, her strength respected. Depend. The only thing stronger than us, is you. I was just fighting an uphill battle in my career. So when i heard about the applied Digital Skills courses, im thinking i can become more marketable. You dont need to be a computer expert to be great at this. These are skills lots of people can learn. I feel hopeful about the future now. 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Its hard to make yourself believe that itll get better when you feel defeated and carrying on is easier said than done it took a while to see that i was in need of help from somebody else but she keeps reminding me that im not the only one and babe, i would have told you this was gonna happen if i had know that it would but now theres less time and more things that i need to say and im afraid that there will always be a part of me thats holding on and Still Believes that everything is fine and that im living a normal life but until somebody sits me down and tells me that im different now ill always be the way i always am yeah oohoohooh ohoh yeah oohoohooh my apologies its such a shame i never planned to feel this way but the more that i try the more im seeing the difference, im not gonna lie and now i get to sit down and im happy to admit now im on my way it seems im not invincible but im bored of the pain and i need to explain yeah, there will always be a part of me thats holding on and Still Believes that everything is fine and that im living a normal life but until somebody sits me down and tells me why im different now ill always be the way i always am yeah, yeah yeah, yeah stephen. 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