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Tonight we begin with a warning for americans on the left and the right. And in the middle, Kamala Harris cannot be trusted. Her only Core Value is her only personal, political gain and ambition. For decades she has done and said pretty much anything to advance her political career, now that includes padding her stats as a prosecutor, and she sought, you know she sought these cheap convictions. Didnt care about Guilt Or Innocence or the law. Rapper Jammal Tru Love sentenced to 50 years of prison. He says that Kamala Harris laughed in his face when the verdict was read. He earned a large settlement after his conviction was overturned. An elderly man, george that was convicted of sexual assault, but judges found that Kamalas Office withheld important evidence that might prove his innocence. But a new trial was never granted due to a technicality. She fought to keep him behind bars. Why would you fight for someone with evidence to be kept behind bars. She didnt care whether or not he was
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