Happy Labor Day, everyone. Kat timpf greg and the rest of the gang are all off today, so i. I would check in to see how youre doing. That good, huh . Thats great. Im so happy to hear that. Anyway, we had some fantastic shows this summer with some really great guests and its always tough to pick some of the best segments, but lets try it anyway. Enjoy. According to a report, President Biden is angry at Nancy Pelosi for ushering him out the door, but he understands why she didnt do it Face To face since hers was out for repairs. Cheap shot in under five weeks. Judge marchan will sentence Donald Trump and the president ial nominee could go to jail. On the bright side, if trump wears an orange jumpsuit, Hell Look naked. The World Health Organization has declared a global emergency due to monkeypox and recommends that until this blows over. You should only have with orangutans. Look it out. My name will give you a monkeypox. Astronauts still marooned on the international Space Station and.
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