Im Jesse Watters along with judgejohn Jeanine Pirro, greg gutfeld, dana perino, and jessica tarlov. This is the five. Campaigning like a madman well kamala cowards from the media. During a packed rally in Deep Blue New York. Watch. If you vote for me, im going to reduce your taxes, reduce your crime, and reduce your levels of stress. Of the only thing i will increase are your incomes and your love for your state will come roaring back again. See, the people of New York with crime at record levels, with terrorists and criminals pouring in and with inflation eating your hearts out, vote for Donald Trump. What the hell do you have to lose . Jesse President Trumps all about the fine details while kamalas focused on boring you to death about her life and middleclass origin story. Meanwhile it turns out shes more elusive than bigfoot. Of by her own cult, the Harriswalz Ticket has done 13 formal interview since becoming the nominee well Trump And Vance have done 44 formal Sitdown Spirit of th
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