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Tonight we begin with a warning for americans on the left and the right. And in the middle, Kamala Harris cannot be trusted. Her only Core Value is her only personal, political gain and ambition. For decades she has done and said pretty much anything to advance her political career, now that includes padding her stats as a prosecutor, and she sought, you know she sought these cheap convictions. Didnt care about Guilt Or Innocence or the law. Rapper Jammal Tru Love sentenced to 50 years of prison. He says that Kamala Harris laughed in his face when the verdict was read. He earned a large settlement after his conviction was overturned. An elderly man, george that was convicted of sexual assault, but judges found that Kamalas Office withheld important evidence that might prove his innocence. But a new trial was never granted due to a technicality. She fought to keep him behind bars. Why would you fight for someone with evidence to be kept behind bars. She didnt care whether or not he was
Campaign has been organic. What . Organic. This is the literal most manufactured president Ial Campaign ever. Jesse woah even cnn knows that Kamalas Campaign is falling apart. I think it is incredibly weak. Weak sauce. People would ask, whose fault is it, i think to a certain extent it is bidens Fault And Harriss fault. They were not too interested in my health and safety. Reporter major developments in trumps assassination investigation. Tony robins is here, plus. Cant you just switch with another midget. laughter . [ ] Jesse Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you have to made. Those were the words of legendary Actor George burns. Politicians are actors. You come off as fake and you dont get a sequel. Kamala harris is trying to fake her way into another movie, and they are producing it for her. She is a chameleon. Look, she is not running a political campaign, she is running a movie. She only speaks to voters behind a teleprompter. Everything is scripted. Jesse the med
House correspondent, Weekend Today cohost Peter Alexander, Garrett Haake on capitol hill, brendan buck, former Senior Adviser to house speakers paul ryan and john boehner, and former Maryland Democratic congresswoman Debra Everets and former senator claire mccaskill. Peter first to you. Lets start with the covid Relief Package. The white house releasing a statement after that monday meaning with republicans saying the president is open to reconciliation, but the republicans are in the conversation. So where do we stand . Are democrats on the Progressive Side getting nervous hell compromise too much, or are all saying hell go big even if it means going it alone . Reporter when everybody was said and done last night, it was clear President Biden, this white house wasnt really giving much ground here. They say that the meeting was substantive and productive but at the end of the day he said they had to meet this moment. The decision is whether to go big and go it alone or scale back this