Night. Lost on a tenth inning grand slam. The Washington Nationals advance for the first time in their franchise history, and thats fine, congratulations to them. So i tend to watch you spray each other with champagne. Now before they celebrate the players put on ski goggles. [ laughter ] to me, if you stop to put on goggles before youre spraying champagne, forget about spraying the champagne. Its like swimming to alcatraz with floaties on. [ laughter ] our president may be the only sports fan in washington who isnt celebrating. According to a fox news poll, a majority of americans favor impeachment and removal from office. [ cheers and applause ] which is a big deal coming from fox news. We cant even get a majority of americans to agree on who should play batman. [ laughter ] this is a poll, 51 support removing him, up 9 points from july. I would love to have been with him when he saw this. Hes sitting there enyouing lou dobbs time, this pops on the screen, i bet they spits his mcflur
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[ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hello, everybody, welcome. I was waiting for this steve yeah jimmy thank you very much. Please have a seat, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here, you made it thats very nice [ cheers and applause well you guys, its currently comiccon in new york city [ cheers and applause [ cheers ] so if you see 13 guys in the subway dressed as spiderman i guess its that . [ light laughter ] yeah, its almost the weekend. And if you think you need a break, imagine how trumps iphone feels [ light laughter ] this is very exciting. Joaquin phoenix is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause and his new film, joker is out today. We see the origins of how a man went completely insane i guess itll started when he made a phone call to ukraine and asked for help thats what i [ light laughter ] no spoilers. I saw that President Trump is thinking about starting his own news network to get a real voice out there
Guests Jesse Eisenberg Hailee Steinfeld stevmill and feuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1137 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thats what im talking about. Hey. Hot crowd, i love you. Oh my gosh, thank you very much welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it, im happy lets get to some news well you guys, more and more details are coming out about president trumps phone call with ukraine listen to what happened today. There is new reporting in the New York Times that a white house official told the whistleblower that president trumps call with the president of ukraine was quote, crazy and frightening. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats right the call was described as crazy and frightening. [ light laughter ] its not good when your call to a world leader gets the same review as zombieland 2. You know [ laughter ] the whistleblower went on to say that the offic
[ light laughter ] hola mis amigos i am bet always look like i drank ten expressos and people are like damn whys he moving his hands [ laughter ] so uhoh uhoh uho uho i can not calm dow im so freaking pumped im gonna beat trum i cant calm down jimmy oh wait, my numbers are down eff yeah [ laughter ] [ laughter ] back on the scene i am berni if you think tha ive changed do not worry want free healthcar and a comb for my hair and im just lik uhoh oh oh ow ow oh oh [ laughter ] they say im too loud but i am upset about college debt so yes i am loud [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] cant believe i stayed up for the bate just to watch 20 loser and lightweights when we all kno itll be sleepy jo and im just lik Donald Donald donald i want to tweet now i keep getting blocked but im loaded and im cocke im gonna tweet now what are you doing . Were almost live. Jimmy oh were were live . Right now . Were live uhoh uho uhoh [ cheers and applause weve got a great crowd from nyc studio 6 were live r